Jack Reacher

It's Dirty Harry meets Jason Bourne meets Rambo when an ex-military police officer/now mysterious drifter (Tom Cruise) comes to Pittsburgh after a sniper shooting. This murder mystery is slow to unfold, but the sense of danger escalates as the good guys get closer to the truth. Cruise provides the action and the heroics, but the script is a bit weak. Richard Jenkins' talents are wasted as the D.A., but Robert Duvall is a delight as the shooting range owner. Rosamund Pike plays her lawyer role on the skittish side. Jack Reacher aka Tom Cruise is more ego than substance and comes up a bit short.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "vigilante justice" stars out of 4.

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Les Miserables

Based on a Broadway play based on a French novel, this spectacular movie details the victims of harsh times who are given a second chance in life. It's a magnificent film adaptation which blends an outstanding tear jerking story, superb acting while singing their lines by the entire cast, wonderfully melodic songs, and some fabulous costumes & sets. Hugh Jackman & Anne Hathaway give amazing performances. Sacha Baron Cohen & Helena Bonham Carter provide comic relief. It is a moving musical experience that will touch your heart and leave a lasting memory on your mind. You will be mesmerized for  2 ½ hours. Bravo! Viva La Revolution!

Alien gives it 4 "24601 always on the run" stars out of 4.

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This Is 40

This sort-of-sequel to "Knocked Up" continues 5 years later with the lives of Pete & Debbie (Paul Rudd & Leslie Mann) and their children Sadie & Charlotte (Maude & Iris Apatow). It is a hysterially hilarious look at a couple stressing over financial, marital, and mid-life crises. The dialog is brutally honest, just not what normal people would utter out loud. Albert Brooks & John Lithgow play the dads in this insanely funny comedy. Megan Fox is blatantly casted as an object of sexual desire. Melissa McCarthy steals her scenes and is featured in the blooper reel during the credits. This Apatow (Judd, Leslie, Maude,& Iris) family affair film is "R" rated for language, sexual content, and brief nudity. You will be laughing so hard because the film is so wrong, but so funny.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "riotously raunchy" stars out of 4.

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Parental Guidance

It's old school vs new school when child rearing views clash between grandparents (Billy Crystal & Bette Midler) and their daughter (Marisa Tomei). Crystal and Midler are delightful as they each bring their own comedic style and passion to the film. It's a sweet old fashion family comedy that is predictable, but still fun to watch the generation gap antics. Stay through the credits to catch one last bathroom humor joke.

Alien gives it 3 "strikes and you're not out" stars out of 4.

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End of Watch

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's life and death every day in the streets of South Central L.A. for two cowboy cops (Jake Gyllenhaal & Michael Pena) trying to ride herd on crime. Get down and dirty with these brothers in blue in this gritty account of their lives both on and off duty. It's high drama depicting the dangers facing these officers. Although shot on a low budget, the cast is packed with talent. It gets bloody and violent, but that's life in the hood.

Alien gives it 3 "street real" stars out of 4.

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (3D)

Trolls, Orcs, and Goblins...  oh my!

Bilbo Baggins, a meek and mild Hobbit, is an unlikely candidate selected by Wizard Gandalf to join a band of 13 Dwarf warriors on a quest to reclaim their kingdom. It's a wonderfully foreign yet familiar Middle Earth world recreated by director Peter Jackson in fabulous 3D. Great heroes and villains battle in spectacular action scenes tempered by an unexpected sense of humor. 48 frames/sec technology brings an unprecedented clarity and brightness to the images on the big screen. This is an amazing nearly 3 hour action packed heroic journey that will just make you anxious for the next part of this trilogy.

Alien gives it 4 "three stooges trolls & rock'em sock'em rock giants" stars out of 4.

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Life or Pi (3D)

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's "We Bought a Zoo" meets "The Perfect Storm" meets "Castaway" when a man tells his story of boy and beast surviving many days lost at sea. An Indian boy named Pi searches for religion, but learns about survival in an amazing tale directed by Ang Lee. This is a gorgeous looking film with stunning visuals, touching messages, and intiguing drama.  By its end, this remarkable film will challenge you for an opinion.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Richard Parker & Pi" stars out of 4.

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Warm Bodies

It's "Twilight" meets "Zombieland" in this Romeo & Juliette love story set in an apocalyptic world overrun with the walking dead, corpses that don't bleed. The twist here is that we get to view it from the zombie perspective hearing the inner thoughts of R as he connects with Julie. It's funny and creepy at the same time. This great date flick has romance for the ladies, zombie action for the guys, and humor for all. Beware of the "bonies" in the dead zone, but never give up on love and hope.

Alien gives it 3 "just R" stars out of 4.

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Hitchcock

It's Alfred Hitchcock "Psycho"-analyzed in this making-of-the-movie biopic. Anthony Hopkins is absolutely outstanding as "Hitch" capturing his voice, mannerism, sense of humor, and spirit. Helen Mirren is tremendous as the woman behind the famed director. See the inspiration for Norman Bates. See the struggle to get "Psycho" made. See the insecurities of this legendary film maker as well as his brilliance conducting his masterpiece. The movie is thoroughly entertaining and fascinating to see behind the scenes. This is a fitting tribute to the man with the most famous silhouette. Stay to the end of the credits to see that profile once more.

Alien gives it 4 "Master of Suspense" stars out of 4.

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The Guilt Trip

It's "The Odd Couple" road trip when son (Seth Rogen) and mother (Barbara Streisand) go across country together on a sales pitch tour. But like most long family car trips, it always sounds more fun than it actually is. Rogen is Rogen and Streisand is Streisand. The movie is just a one trick pony playing the awkward Jewish mother/son relationship card over and over. It is amusing, but predictable. It's more of a Streisand comedy with Rogen interjecting his two cents in whenever he can. It does have a sweet ending though.

Alien gives it 2 "Are we there yet?" stars out of 4.

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Anna Karenina

Set in 1870's Russia, a scandalous affair and jealousy dooms a married woman (Keira Knightley) seeking some love and passion in her life. Jude Law plays her cold husband who puts her between a rock and a hard place. This retelling of Leo Tolstoy's classic love story is beautifully and creatively portrayed. The costumes are magnificent, the acting is superb, and the sets are theatrically amazing and choreographed into the story.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "what would you sacrifice for love" stars out of 4.

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Playing for Keeps

A washed up soccer star/down-on-his-luck absentee dad (Gerard Butler) searches for a broadcasting job while trying to reconnect with his son. However, he ends up coaching his son's soccer team while dealing with some crazy parents (Dennis Quaid, Uma Thurman, and Catherine Zeta-Jones) and his ex-wife (Jessica Biel). One soccer mom (Judy Greer) is hilarious and steals all of her scenes. The romantic comedy genre is always predictable, but this divorced family story is very funny, touching, and entertaining.

Alien gives it 3 "being there for you" stars out of 4.

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Silver Lining Playbook

It's Philadelphia Eagles football meets "Dancing with the Stars" when Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence cross paths in this insanely funny comedy about kindred crazies trying to help each other out. Both of their performances are outstanding as the audience begins to question who is crazier. The great supporting cast includes a terrifically O.C.D. Philly fanatic played by Robert DeNiro. Lawrence is a mesmerizing talent that dominates her screen time. Funnyman Chris Tucker plays a mental patient that just keeps showing up. This unconventional but hilarious love story is rated "R", mostly for the F-bombs dropped.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "paying attention to the signs" stars out of 4.

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Rise of the Guardians (3D)

It's "The Avengers" for the younger set. When the Boogieman creates fear and disbelief, the Man in the Moon selects Jack Frost to become a new Guardian of Childhood and to help restore belief in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Sandman. This is a terrific 3D adventure for the older kids; caution to parents, the sense of peril may be a little too scary for the wee little ones. This cute animated movie with some dark moments has a sweet story about hanging on to our childhood dreams, memories, and innocence.  In the middle of the credits, look for a short clip showing the humorous return of the children to their homes.

Alien gives it 3 "finding your core" stars out of 4.

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Snow fall and judgement day comes to Forks when the Cullens are accused of a crime by the Volturi. See Bella explore her new powers, see the baby grow before our eyes, and meet some new vampires of many colors and powers. Prepare yourself for the big climactic battle scenes with decapitations galore. Who will survive, who will expire, and who will be fed to the wolves? This finale is the best of the bunch and a fitting end to this silly five-part love story drama featuring blood suckers and big dogs that transcends beyond teenage girls.

Alien gives it 4 "perfect piece of our forever" stars out of 4.

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Red Dawn

First, it was vampires and werewolves running rampant in the Pacific Northwest; now, it's the wolverines turn in this remake of the 1984 classic invasion tale, only the enemy has been digitally altered to be North Koreans (originally set to be Chinese) with some Russian assistance. Ironically, this delayed project release features Chris Helmsworth leading these high schoolers to "The Cabin in the Woods" and Josh Hutchinson getting some "Hunger Games" target practice. Helmsworth's real life brother, Liam, would have been the perfect choice to replace the awful Josh Peck. Alien still prefers the original, as the guerrilla warfare turns more to urban warfare in order to attract today's young video gamers. The invasion premise in both movies was never realistic, but this muddled version seems to stretch the limits of believability more and is dosed heavier handed with cheesy moments. So just switch off your brain and try to enjoy the fun because bigger is not always better.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "Revolution Blackout" stars out of 4.

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Skyfall

Are 007 (Daniel Craig) and M (Judieth Dench) two old dogs and MI6 a relic in today's spy world? A stolen list, an assassin, a rogue agent, and cyber terrorism thicken this revenge plot that pays homage to the early Bond films. Javier Bardem plays a diabolical menace and a worthy crazed opponent. Alien recommends reviewing the early Sean Connery Bonds to fully appreciate this vintage tribute. "Skyfall" will take Bond back to his beginnings. After 50 years of Bond films, this genre classic is going back to basics, trying to reinvent itself, and coming full circle.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "think on your sins" stars out of 4.

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The Sessions

A "40-Year-Old Virgin"/poet/polio victim (John Hawkes) seeks his first sexual encounter with a sex surrogate (Helen Hunt). This touching  bittersweet love story about a disabled man just trying to be normal features some nudity and sexual images, but it is more clinical than erotic and tastefully done. The cast is excellent including William H. Macy who plays the priest and friend who listens and advises. This awkwardly funny true story may surprise you.

Alien gives it 3 "loves of my life" stars out of 4.

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Flight

Director Robert Zemeckis poses the question: Is Captain Whip Whitaker (Denzel Washington) the hero or the blame in a tragic airplane incident? Washington is convincing as the skilled veteran airline pilot and a man in denial who is in a dangerous tailspin about to crash and burn. But will he be able to pull it out at the last moment and get away with murder? The supporting cast is excellent, but the hilarious John Goodman steals his scenes as he brings some levity to a serious situation. The terrifying opening scenes will guarantee this will never be an in-flight film, but it's not as scary as watching this man's addiction. 138 minutes long.

Alien gives it 3 "surviving SouthJet Flight 227" stars out of 4.

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Lincoln

Director Steven Spielberg has masterfully recreated a most significant event in history, the passage of the Thirteenth Amendment. The film captures the rich flavor of the issues and politics during Lincoln's term in office. Daniel Day-Lewis is outstanding as the president and so is the all-star supporting cast. The witty dialogue and banter drive this personal insightful look at the past. This history lesson takes you beyond the mere facts as you experience the tremendous weight of the nation being carried on Lincoln's shoulders.

Alien gives it 3 "portrait of greatness" stars out of 4.

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Chasing Mavericks

Cowabunga! Surf's up!

A young boy hears the pounding of the surf calling out to him. From there, it's Surfing 101 as his mentor Frosty (Gerard Butler) teaches him the skills that he will need to survive the big waves. The movie dramatically captures the power, the roar, and danger of these mavericks. This terrific relationship film will take you through the highs and lows of famed longboard surfer Jay Moriarty. If you enjoy surfing or if just want to learn more about the sport, you may want to check out this teen's remarkable true story.

Alien gives it 3 "learning the four pillars" stars out of 4.

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Cloud Atlas

It's "Blade Runner" meets "Planet of the Apes" meets "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" meets "The China Syndrome" meets so many more. This epic journey spans 400 years of human civilization in the past, present, and future with an all-star cast playing so many multiple roles in several story lines that it may give you an "Inception" headache. This visually stunning film deals with Man's repeated the crimes and act of kindness throughout history. Some of the dialogue is hard to understand due to some of the accents and trying to interpret the new speak language after the Fall. Don't be too quick to exit after enduring this nearly 3 hour extravaganza. Photos during the credits will shed some light on some of characters that you may or may not have recognized during the film.

Alien gives it 3 "Cloud Atlas Sextet" stars out of 4.

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Fun Size

High school senior's Halloween party plans go awry when she is forced to babysit her bratty little brother and ends up searching the night for her lost sibling. This film has something for everyone, but that's not necessarily a good thing. It sounds like a kids film, feels like a teen flick, but contains some adult humor too. It would have been better off targeting just one of these age groups because it's too racy and lame at the same time. Alien would caution parents with younger kids due to the sexual innuendos and the use of the "b" word 3 times and the "a" word twice. This Nickelodeon film is predictable and has a good message in the end.

Alien gives it 2 "Revenge of Spidey and Fuzzy" stars out of 4.

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Paranormal Activity 4

They are back for the fourth installment to scare the begeezus out of you again, but this time the story moves forward from the end of the original movie after the briefest of recaps. Like all of the preceding films, this one contrasts mundane day-to-day life with supernatural eerie events setting up audiences with anticipation of their worst fears before something happens, whether it is real or not. These films are shrouded in mystery feeding you a little information at a time and keeping you off-balanced and uneasy; where you expect something around every corner. For very little special effects, they generate some big reactions; a lot of bang for the buck. By the end, you'll see that they are heading to a fifth film to feed you some more of this effective fright fest. At the end of the credits, there is a seemingly senseless scene en español. (probably tied to next sequel). While it is not necessary to preview the other three films, Alien found Wikipedia useful to clarify this story told out of sequence.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "beware of the neighbors" stars out of 4.

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Alex Cross

Detroit detective Alex Cross (Tyler Perry) is Sherlock Holmes with a psychology degree and Edward Burns is his trusty Watson. They become involved in a dangerous cat-and-mouse game with "The Butcher" (Mathew Fox), a cruel and viscous psychopath diabolically dealing in pain. When things get personal, the good guys go rogue, "Dirty Harry" style. The movie thrills with intense drama, a terrific villain, a unique battle backdrop, and a twist. Casting Perry for the title role (previously played by Morgan Freeman in two previous movies) is a surprising choice, but he does a convincing job. Fox is scary good and isn't readily recognizable playing this lean mean killing machine, the most fascinating part of the film.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "criminal mastermind" stars out of 4.

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Hotel Transylvania (3D)

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Werewolves, Vampires, and the Mummy... Oh My!

Count Dracula runs a safe-haven-from-humans hotel in this animated spoof of the movie monsters. He is an over-protective single dad with a teenage daughter (118 in vampire years) longing to see the outside world. When a human boy stumbles on to the remote castle, dad's plans go awry and hilarity breaks out. This cute little film is good family fun for all. Count on a Ceelo Green and Selena Gomez working some songs into the script.

Alien gives it 3 "zing" stars out of 4.

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Secret of the Wings

Disneytoons releases another Tinker Bell tale straight to video. This adventure takes Tink to the Winter Woods where she meets a Frost Fairy named Periwinkle and learns about the secret of the wings. This wonderful kids film is about family and the changes of the seasons with a love story in the background. Disney magic, cute woodland creatures, colorful animation, and beautiful songs will delight the little ones.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "charming with a dash of pixie dust" stars out of 4.

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Resident Evil: Retribution (3D)

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's game on when Project Alice again awakens semi-nude to another Umbrella Corporation nightmare. There's a brief 3 film recap for novices, but Resident Evil fans will love this 3D spectacular extravaganza with the return of some familiar faces. Dizzying non-stop action highlights this thrill ride filled with explosions, death, and destruction as the hero tries to escape. This best of the bunch is mindless fun as new twists and turns are revealed.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "mutated zombies" stars out of 4.

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Sinister

Scorpion, Snake, and Cujo...  Oh My!

A famous true crime author's obsession with digging up the facts for his next big book may put his family in jeopardy. Reels of 8mm home movies contain haunting images of  ghastly unsolved family slayings and a creepy figure lurking in the background. For Alien, this film is more stupid setups of contrived situations than a scary movie. Almost a hour passes before this story develops any real traction. Some moments lead to nervous laughter than genuine fright. Except for the typical false scares, this audience had a bigger reaction to the mere mention of a particular city. this is mainly the Ethan Hawke show with a weak demonic supernatural super8 plot, but shhh... Alien won't give away the ending.

Alien gives it 2 "Swim Party, BBQ, and House Painting" stars out of 4.

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Here Comes the Boom

It's "Won't Back Down" meets "Warrior" when a Boston biology teacher (Kevin James) tries to raise funds to support a school music program that's being cut. James is convincing as the lovable loser giving his all, moonlighting as a mixed martial arts fighter. He is the "boom" and makes it work because he dials it back a notch from his usual schtick. The cage fight scenes feel real enough and not faked because James plays it straight up. Henry Winkler and Selma Hayek round out the great cast of supporting characters. This very funny film is inspiring and effective because it packs a well-balanced combination punch: action, humor, and heart. It's a find-your-passion and don't-give-up message the drives delightful story that well laid out. Movie audiences may be lured in for the laughs, but they will be surprised when they realise their emotional connection.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Holly Holy at the Octagon" stars out of 4.

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Argo

Based on declassified government files, Ben Affleck directs and stars in a behind-the-scene look at a covert CIA mission implausible to rescue six Americans during the Iran hostage situation. It's intense drama as these people risk life and death to escape a country under lock down. Movie mogul (John Goodman and Alan Arkin are very funny) and CIA operative humor help to lighten the mood and heighten the absurdity of the proposed plan. Film footage, hair & clothing styles, and music contribute to the realism of this period piece. The movie is still riveting even though the outcome is already part of history. Look for picture comparisons to the real life counterparts and some words from President Carter at the end of the film.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "the best bad idea we got" stars out of 4.

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Frankenweenie

Alien got invited to another Nielsen screening back in early July, but a non-disclosure agreement prohibits publishing my review until this film is released or when the preview screenings begin.

Rodan, Godzilla, and Sea Monkeys, oh my!

It's "Frankenstein" meets "Lassie" when a young Victor Frankenstein attempts to re-animate his dead pet Sparky through a Ben Franklin-like experiment. Leave it to Tim Burton to create an eerie black and white stop-motion animated tribute to the classic B horror flicks. If you didn't grow up watching those kinds of films, you may not get the many monster references nor appreciate the lighting and shadowing effects. It's boys will be boys as the science fair project competition gets well out of hand. This creatively funny film questions "is science good or bad" and "when should we let go of things we love". Alien wouldn't exactly call this Disney movie a family film, unless you are the Addams family. This one may be a little too creepy for the very young kiddies.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "celebrating Dutch Days" stars out of 4.

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Taken 2

Here we go again. If you have seen the original, you'll know exactly what to expect. Beware of the Albanians who try to take a retired CIA operative (Liam Neeson) and his family (Maggie Grace & Famke Janssen) hostage in Istanbul because they hold him responsible for the deaths of their kin (from the first film). It is high action with dizzying quick film cuts during the car chase and the hand-to-hand fight scenes. If you don't sweat the gun with endless ammo and the convenient coincidences, you'll have an entertaining time at the movies watching the man who will do what he does best. But Alien did like the original better.

Alien gives it 3 "driving lessons for the daughter" stars out of 4.

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Dredd

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

This futuristic "Dirty Harry" is judge, jury, and executioner in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) is sent on assignment with a rookie and ends up in bloody firefight against a vicious drug warlord. The 3D effects are fabulous as they exploit depth, space, and time. The grafitti-ed ghetto slum contrasts high tech weaponry with an explosive bloodbath of bodies, some just caught in the crossfire. This is a great shoot 'em up guilty pleasure action flick.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Mega-City is a meat grinder" stars out of 4.

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Cinderella

This Disney classic makes its appearance on the big screen as a promotion for its Blu-Ray release. It still that charming children's story with the magical fairy godmother, the catching Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo song, the cute little animal characters, and the evil step-mother & step-sisters. Alien didn't realise the original was not wide screen and wonders about the Blu-Ray format. Couldn't Disney computer generate extended backgrounds or give it the 3D treatment?

Alien gives it 3 "glass slipper" stars out of 4.

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Seven Psychopaths

An alcoholic struggling screenwriter (Colin Farrell) and his pals (Sam Rockwell & Christopher Walken) get themselves into big trouble when they kidnap a gangster's dog for ransoming. Figuring out the scheme, the gangster (Woody Harrelson) sets out to recover his beloved dog. This odd ball comedy features witty dialogue, over-the-top violence, and quirky characters as it satirizes the kidnap/ransom genre. Alien thought the film was  entertaining, but limited in its mass appeal. At the beginning of the credits, a faux film malfunction reveals one last scene so stay seated if you haven't already fled the theater.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "serial killer with a bunny" stars out of 4.

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Looper

It's "Timecop" meets "Back to the Future" when criminals of tomorrow dispose of their enemies by sending them to the past for execution by a "looper". But the game changes when old Joe (Bruce Willis) time travels back to be terminated by his younger self (Joseph Gordon-Levitt). Excellent facial prosthetics help make Gordon-Levitt convincing as the younger looking Joe. Emily Blunt is surprisingly American for her role. The little boy is adorable. This sci-fi action thriller will keep you guessing.

Alien gives it 3 "closing the loop" stars out of 4.

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Rescue (3D)

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Watch the men and women of some military and volunteer teams practice their daring rescue techniques. These behind-the-scene footages will give you some insights to the possible dangers encountered. If you are sensitive to motion sickness, beware that this 3D IMAX film may cause a faux sense of dizziness. The film climaxes with the Haitian earthquake disaster which may startle you with the magnitude of its devastation.

Alien gives it 3 "masters of disasters" stars out of 4.

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Lawless

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's "Thunder Road" meets "The Untouchables" meets "The Godfather" when hilly billy moonshiners go to war against hired city slicker thugs. Three brothers refuse to knuckle under from corruption coercion during the Prohibition period. One tough son-of-a-bitch (Tom Hardy) goes up against a mean son-of-a-bitch (Guy Pearce). Excellent performances (including Shia LaBoeuf and Jessica Chastain) highlight this based on a true story that's splattered with brutal violence.

Alien gives it 3 "Franklin County Corruption Conspiracy" stars out of 4.

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For a Good Time, Call

It's "The B**** in Apt 23" meets "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" when two frienemies move in together and start a phone sex business in order to make ends meet. In-your-face raunchy sex talk and objects cleverly disguise this "R" rated romantic comedy with a twist. Girl meets girl, girl hates girl, girl must tolerate girl, girl likes girl, girl loses girl, and finally girl loves girl. The male callers come off more as perverts than anything funny. Amongst them, look for one rather famous cameo. Targeting a younger audience, Alien found the humor a bit uncomfortable and awkwardly embarrassing at times and not as funny as hoped. If you prefer your intimate moments more private, perhaps you better lose this number or you may find yourself hanging up in mid-conversation.

Alien gives it 2 "1-800-MMM-HMMM" stars out of 4.

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Arbitrage

Robert Miller (Richard Gere) is a hedge fund manipulator caught in between a rock and a hard place. Gere's portrayal of a rich and powerful bastard who plays everything to win at any cost is excellent and unsympathetic. Miller must dodge financial audits and police investigations in this thriller. Susan Sarandon is the faithful wife and Tim Roth plays the detective in a relentless pursuit of justice. In the end, will Miller succeed or fail or will he be out manipulated?

Alien gives it 2 ½ "blinded by greed" stars out of 4.

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Finding Nemo (3D)

It is a whale of a tale as an overprotective father learns to let go and trust his handicapped son. Disney has re-tuned it's charming search-for-a-lost-child/prison break adventure with a wonderful 3D effect for limited big screen release. Collectible orange and white 3D Nemo glasses were supplied, but Alien found them a bit snug over his regular glasses. It has been ages since Alien has seen the original, but still found it delightfully entertaining for young and old. Ellen Degeneres is absolutely hilarious as the memory-challenged Dory. Also, a terrific "Toy Story" short about bath time fun preceded this "Finding Nemo" screening.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "shark bait heroics" stars out of 4.

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Trouble with the Curve

An aging baseball talent scout (Clint Eastwood) hiding a secret and his ambitious attorney daughter (Amy Adams) reluctantly team up to evaluate a potential up-and-coming player for the Atlanta Braves. Baseball is just the backdrop for this powerful father/daughter relationship story that will tug at your heart strings. In the on deck circle, the film has the talented Justin Timberlake in the lineup for an interesting 3-way connection. You'll want to root, root for the home team as this feel good story rounds the bases. Alien sees a major league hit here with an all star cast and a wonderful game plan of a story that's always trying to go for extra bases.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "you are my sunshine" stars out of 4.

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The Words

It's a complex tale about an author's tragic story; only Alien isn't sure whose story it belongs to as the lines between fact and fiction become blurred. The movie raises issues about deceit, guilt, and righting wrongs. Good acting from Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldana, Jeremy Irons, Dennis Quaid, and Olivia Wilde evoke emotional responses and drive this story-within-a-story mystery. If you go to see this film thinking it's just a love story, you'll get more than you bargained for. Some romances are incorporated into this film, it's not really a love story. The ending may be less than satisfying and will undoubtedly trigger lots of discussions.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "life story stolen by a writer without a pen" stars out of 4.

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Won't Back Down

A single mom (Maggie Gyllenhaal) working two jobs and a teacher (Viola Davis) at an inner city school are frustrated by the educational system that is failing to meet the needs of each of their kids. Gyllenhaal and Davis give outstanding performances that will move you. It's a marvelous story about not giving up and taking risks to make big changes against great odds. This movie is emotional, controversial, and inspiring. Issues of bureaucracy, tenure, unions, and bullying are raised. The film is a bit heavy handed, but it is a must see if you care about the education of our kids, the future of the world.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Parentrooper Rally" stars out of 4.

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The Possession

Based on a true story, it's "The Exorcist" meets "Pandora's Box" meets "Kramer vs. Kramer" when a divorced couple's (Jeffery Dean Morgan and Kyra Sedgwick) daughter gets more than she and her family bargained for in a yard sale purchase. This well crafted film has good actors, a great look, choice locales, and effective special effects. However, it doesn't follow through in its setups. Lacking the big scares and creepiness that one would expect from the genre, it seems to pull its punches and is just too predictable. Alien felt it had potential but ended up as a disappointment.

Alien gives it 2 "the Jewish demon inside" stars out of 4.

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Hit and Run

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Dax Shepard wrote, directed, and starred in this low budget car chase comedy with an odd sense of humor. This wacky witness protection love story features Shepard's true loves...  his cars and his fiancée, Kristen Bell. It is not a great action flick nor a hilarious comedy, but yet it is strangely compelling to watch. Alien was surprised to see which friends Shepard had cajoled onto his pet project. The off screen relationship between Bell and Shepard really shines through in their performances because it's probably more genuine than acting.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "who are you?" stars out of 4.

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Premium Express

It's "Quicksilver" meets "The Transporter" meets "The French Connection" meets Google Map Street View when Wylee "coyote" (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) has a bad day trying to deliver a secured package. This well-told story is enshrouded in mystery involving a ticket, bike messengers, Chinese gambling, police, roommates, and the streets of New York. This breath-taking thrill ride is a visual treat at break neck speeds weaving through traffic and dodging obstacles. The bike stunts are absolutely amazing. Clarification comes as the clock rewinds and the suspense builds as the minutes tick toward the deadline. Some mild humor is injected here and there just so your heart doesn't explode from the adrenalin coursing through your veins. Gordon-Levitt is excellent as always and perfect for the part. Look for a reality clip buried in the middle of the credits.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes, can't stop" stars out of 4.

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Pitch Perfect

It's "Glee" meets "Step Up" meets "Bring It On" meets "Mean Girls" in college when an aspiring music producer (Anna Kendrick) is forced to join an acapella group. Kendrick carries this hilarious send up of "Glee", but Rebel Wilson as Fat Amy steals her scenes amongst a cast of crazy characters. Elizabeth Banks (she seems to be in everything lately) has the funniest one liners. This may be the sleeper that many may overlook, at least until the word gets out. Alien liked the creativity, not only musically, but comically too.  Stay for the blooper reel playing through the credits. This film doesn't release until October.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "making music with mouths" stars out of 4.

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Expendables 2

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Planet Hollywood investors (Sly, Arnie, & Bruno) have teamed up again for a sequel to their famed film featuring "has been" heroes of yesteryear. With Stallone and Statham in the driver's seat, it's just big dumb fun as some of your favorite action heroes gather for a boys club party where they bust 'em up, shoot 'em up, and blow 'em up. Toss in a kick-ass Asian chick, a sniper they call the "Kid", and an aging lone wolf as these macho mercenaries go up against a Belgian bad-ass. This action film homage features some humorous cheesy dialogue referencing these actors' past. Appropriately, some "oldies, but goodies" play in the background for these vintage classic icons. It is good mindless entertainment if you don't worry about the details.

Alien gives it 3 "knock knock, bad attitude, coming soon" stars out of 4.

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Paranorman (3D)

Witches, Ghosts, and Zombies...  oh my.

It's "The Sixth Sense" meets "Night of the Living Dead" meets "Salem Witch Trials" when a boy labeled as a freak must save his hometown of Blithe Hollow from a curse. This stop-action animated film pokes fun at the zombie genre and has a anti-bullying theme. It has great laughs for both the adults and the kids, but Alien probably wouldn't recommend it for those younger than 7 or 8 years old unless they can handle the fright factor. The animation was fabulous with great detail and the characters were terrific. It's not for everyone's tastes, but it may surprise you. Stay through the credits to see the making of Norman.

Alien gives it 3 "Witch's Curse" stars out of 4.

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Sparkle

A Bible study mom (Whitney Houston) uses tough love to raise her daughters, but the church choir sisters are tempted by fame and fortune in the music business. This remake of the 1976 original is about the hopes and dreams for a black family embroiled in Detroit drama and infused with the Motown sound. It's a delightful trip down memory lane if you were there in 1968, complete with the look, the feel, and the sound of that era (shades of the Supremes). Jordin Sparks sparkles as Sparkle in this touching story where family relations are tested in a struggle for success. She is a gem. If you get up too soon near the end, you may miss her big encore. Houston was the executive producer and R. Kelly was the musical consultant.

Alien gives it 3 "Sister and the Sisters" stars out of 4.

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Bourne Legacy

This was an early audience focus group screening a few months back.

This is the continuation of the Bourne saga sans Matt Damon. It turns out that Jason Bourne wasn't the only super soldier created by the CIA. Aaron Cross (Jeremy Renner) is the next operative mixed in a government cover up to hide the top secret experiment. He drags a scientist (Rachel Weiss) along in a life and death game of hide and seek as the body count rises around the world. The film has the look and the feel of the Bourne trilogy as it starts out with a mystery shroud of secrecy and culminates with motorcycle madness in Manila. It is an action packed thrill ride. The ending is less than satisfying, but maybe film makers will provide an alternate conclusion in the final version to be release in a couple of months.

Alien, preliminarily, gives it 3 "green and blue meds" stars out of 4.

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Ruby Sparks

What if you met the girl of your dreams?

A boy genius author Calvin (Paul Dano) with writer's block creates a fictional character named Ruby Sparks (Zoe Kazan) for his new book. Then events become "Stranger than Fiction" when Ruby suddenly pops up in his real life. Already seeing a shrink, you got to wonder if Calvin has gone mad as the lines between fantasy and reality start to blur. Alien really enjoyed this refreshing quirky romantic comedy with a touch of zombies and un peu de Français.  Dano and Kazan are perfectly casted. Not only is she absolutely mesmerizing on screen, but ironically, she is also the film's writer. Elliot Gould, Annette Bening, and Antonio Banderas have small supporting roles. The Stan Lee lesson here is "with great power, comes great responsibility".

Alien gives it 3 ½ "the perfect girlfriend" stars out of 4.

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Campaign

While Alien was observing intensive couples counseling, my critic-in-training filed this comment:

One unlikely candidate competes against the incumbent for Congressman.  It is more clever than expected as they pull a no-holds bar rivalry against each other. 

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Hope Springs

An older couple (Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones) try to rekindle their marriage at a counselling center in Great Hope Springs, Maine. Streep and Jones always give top notch performances. This little dramedy may surprise you with a side you haven't seen from these veteran actors. Comedian Steve Carell plays this one straight up. It's a humorous look at marriage, romance, and intimacy in ones later years. Stay for the vows during the credits.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "sexercise" stars out of 4.

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Total Recall

Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Biel star in director Len Wiseman's remake of the 1990 Schwarzenegger sci-fi classic. This inner space version follows closely the same blueprint with even the same character names but the faces and settings have been changed. Fans may be disappointed that there is no Mars except for a trip reference, but they can expect the return of the unforgettable three breasted woman. It's shades of "I, Robot" meets "Attack of the Clones" with a "Blade Runner" backdrop. This action-packed special effects extravaganza panders to today's young generation. If you want to be surprised, don't make your own REKALL trip prior viewing, unless you just to compare in real time. Alien prefers the first film due to it's originality, cheesy charm, and reliance on miniatures at the time to create it's futuristic look.

Alien gives it 3 "Surviving the Fall" stars out of 4.

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The Odd Life of Timothy Green

A childless couple (Jennifer Garner and Joel Edgerton), unable to conceive, tries to move forward by burying their hopes and dreams in their own backyard. Then on a dark and stormy night, a Disney fantasy miracle occurs and a "Cabbage Patch Kid" comes into their lives. It's a charming and touching story about family, parenting, and being different. This snapshot of small town middle America during a difficult economic time features Stanleyville, the Pencil Capital of the World.

Alien gives it 3 "home grown" stars out of 4.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

It's the third film of the series and the gang is all back, older but none the wiser, as school lets out and the dog days of summer begin. Greg's misadventures continue at the public pool, the country club, the boardwalk, the wilderness camp, and a sweet sixteen party. It's good clean family fun with Greg, Rodrick, and dad in the driver seat. All of the fears and mistakes of a young teenage boy are humorously portrayed.

Alien gives it 3 "Cranium Shaker" stars out of 4.

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The Watch

Three very funny guys (Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Jonah Hill) each bring their own comedic style to this quad buddy film/sci-fi spoof. Unfortunately, Alien found it only mildly amusing as the script felt more ad libbed than carefully crafted. Spawn from a mysterious murder, a neighborhood watch is organized, but it's more of a boys club than vigilante squad. The film pokes fun at "E.T.", "Close Encounters", "Alien", and Costco as the heroes make their big discovery and become paranoid suspecting everyone. It's "R" rated, mostly for language and sexual content, but with some brief nudity.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "bowling ball of destruction" stars out of 4.

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Step Up Revolution (3D)

It's "Dirty Dancing" meets "Flashdance" when homies dance with attitude in eye-popping 3D to creative choreography. Flash mobs, U-Tube, and bikini babes are just some of the gimmicks exploited to lure in the younger generation. Performance art become protest art when the kids put on a show to save the neighborhood. "Step Up" franchise fans will turn out to see if filmmakers will kick it up a notch and to see if their favorite characters will turn up. The acting and the plot are nothing special, but who shows up for that anyway. It's just great visual fun for the eyes and artistic dance arrangements for the mind.

Alien gives it 3 "The Mob hits Miami" stars out of 4.

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The Dark Knight Rises

It's Howard Hughes meets "Prison Break" meets "Luke, use the Force" when Batman and Gotham City are plunged into their darkest hour. Criminal mastermind Bane (Tom Hardy) is a vicious brute bent on bringing anarchy and fear to the city. Selina Kyle (Anne Hathaway) is the mysterious femme fatale cat burglar. Meow! Audiences won't be disappointed with director Chris Nolan's trilogy finale, a fitting conclusion. It is an action packed powerhouse, best experienced at the IMAX. The film is a bit cliché, but in a good way and necessary to carry the plot line forward. Alien was surprised by a few plot twists. For full enjoyment, don't listen to any plot spoilers.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "League of Shadows" stars out of 4.

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Savages

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's the story of O as she recounts the tale of a drug deal gone so badly wrong. Three beautiful people are having the time of their lives until the Mexican Cartel makes them an offer they can't refuse. Director Oliver Stone paints an intense picture about love, blackmail, kidnap, and deceit. The performances by an outstanding cast will keep your eyes glued to the screen as you witness murder and mayhem. Benicio Del Toro is scary ruthless. Selma Hayek is gorgeous evil. Taylor Kitch is out of control deadly. This film is not for the squeamish as it details what people are capable of doing when driven by greed and/or love; they become savages. Beware of the gardener. This film contrasts the gentle/rough, good/evil, and beauty/ugliness in its characters and scenery. Sit tight for the ending that you may not expect.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "joint venture" stars out of 4.

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Ice Age: Continental Drift (3D)

Manny and his motley crew are back for more migration hijinks. When land mass movements split up the herd, the gang must fight off a band of pirates to re-unite with their loved ones. The series just gets better and better as we cheer for our favorites to succeed. Alien liked the new characters added to the pack. It's terrific 3D wholesome fun for young and old emphasizing the value of friends and family. The lovable Skrat keeps up his hilarious nut hunting antics throughout the film. For Simpsons' fans, a 3D Maggie-at-the-daycare-center short leads off this fourth Ice Age film.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "sailing the berg" stars out of 4.

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The Amazing Spider-Man (3D)

Leaping lizards and alligators in the sewers, the Spidey reboot is on and swinging big time into your local theaters. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone are excellent choices as the leads and fit their comic book character images. Martin Sheen and Sally Field were hired for their acting talents rather than for any resemblences. Alien was disappointed in the absence of a J.Jonah Jameson presence. This darker than the Sam Raimi trilogy reads truer to the comic book origins. Alien liked the story set up and insight to how Peter Parker got and learned to handle his new powers. The marvelous special effects with a keen sense of humor will thrill and entertain the audiences. The web slinging action is enhanced in 3D. Dr.Curt Connor aka the Lizard is the villain de jour. Be sure to stay for the credits to see a tease to what might be in stored next for your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Stan Lee gets his best cameo appearance yet.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "zero zero decay rate algorthim" stars out of 4.

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Prometheus (3D)

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Great Scott and shades of "Alien", "What is Ridley trying to do here?" were Alien's first thoughts as the film's story line developed. If you have seen his sci-fi classic, you can't help but notice the similarities: the scientific mission into space fund by a mega-corporation, the android, the discovery gone wrong, and the fight for survival. Noomi Rapace has the Ripley role. Michael Fassbender is the creepy non-human channeling 2001's HAL. Charlize Theron has a throw away part. Stunning visuals of the sets, backdrops, and special effects will keep you mesmerized as you follow the mystery and suspense right up to the kicker ending. The film isn't that scary, but you'll want to scream at the screen "don't touch that" and "run the other way". Alien saw it in 3D and doesn't recommend spending the extra money.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "meet your maker quest" stars out of 4.

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Magic Mike

A little T&A kicks off this story about a male stripper/entrepreneur  trying to figure out his life and the "kid" he takes under his wing. Channing Tatum uses his pre-acting skills to "Step Up" onto the Tampa all male revue stage. "Bogos" McConaughey is perfect as the club owner pushing his boys to put on a good show to tease and seduce. This film is exactly what you think it is going to be and a little more. It's a great girls night out and maybe a good date movie with a lot of suggestive dance numbers, some humor, and even an attempted story line. It's a fun/not to be taken seriously film for the ladies and a peek into the business without attending a live show plus a bonus behind the scenes look.

Alien gives it 3 "Xquisite" stars out of 4.

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Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World

Steve Carell and Keira Knightley are neighbors thrown together on a humorous road trip as an asteroid barrels down on the planet. They hope to reunite with family and a lost love before the world's end. Alien liked these two main characters individually, but didn't feel the connection between them. See how the different people handle the news of impending doom. This amusing story may not take you where you want to go by the end, but it shouldn't be entirely unexpected.

Alien gives it 2 "Friendsy's" stars out of 4.

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Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (3D)

It's "The History Channel" meets "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer" when Honest Abe splits more than rails. What an odd premise to imagine, President Lincoln battling a secret war against vampires who are hiding amongst us. This twisted historical account is heavily CGIed with 3D blood splatters and decapitations. It's mindless fun that may be too over the top for some, but perfect for those Civil War/horror buffs.

Alien gives it 3 "Abe slays" stars out of 4.

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Brave (3D) (revisited)

Brave is even better in 3D. It is an awesome kids film with a strong female lead character, but it is also fun entertainment for adults. Parents will appreciate this family friendly film that is filled with Scottish culture and lots of laughs.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "bull's eye" stars out of 4.

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Moonrise Kingdom

The elopement of two troubled preteen youths triggers an island-wide search in this dead pan comedy. Director Wes Anderson provides a unique perspective in this funny but quirky film capturing childhood innocence and the spirit of summer during the 60's. The kids are terrific little actors as well as the all star cast (Edward Norton, Bruce Willis, Bill Murry, and Frances McDormand). This sweet and charming film has a dry sense of humor and some great visual images.

Alien gives it 3 "Khaki Pigeon Scout of Troop 55" stars out of 4.

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Safety Not Guaranteed

It's "Juno" meets "Time Cop" in this dry humor comedy about a magazine writer and two interns investigating a classified ad seeking a time travel companion . It's a quirky film with quirky characters and a quirky premise. If you give it a chance, this charmer will grow on you. Alien like the two main characters and their relationship. If you could go back in time, what time would you go back to? Is this paranoid man just crazy or can he really time travel? You'll have to watch this enjoyable film to the end to find out. It will keep you guessing.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "could it really happen" stars out of 4.

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Brave

It's "The Little Mermaid" meets "fierylocks & the three bears" meets "Beauty & the Beast" meets "How to Train Your Dragon" in Disney/Pixar's tale of a young Scottish lass trying to buck tradition and choose her own fate. The characters are terrific, especially the spunky red-headed heroine, Merida. The animation is amazing. It is an inspirational story cautioning one to watch what you wish for. This fabulous family film is fun, funny, and full of action. It is destined to become a classic.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "witch and wisps" stars out of 4.

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Rock of Ages

It's "Footloose" meets "Hairspray" meets "Grease" in 1987 L.A. when individuals search for fame and fortune until they realize it is really something else they seek. True to all musicals, be prepared for everyone to break out in song at any moment. Relive the 80's with the iconic look and sound of the times. Along with some great familiar songs, wardrobe, and hair styles, it's the choreography, musical arrangements, and film edits that make this musical magic work. It's an all star cast (with Julianne Hough, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Tom Cruise, Paul Giamati, Malin Akerman, Russel Brand, and Alec Balwin) who all must sing. You may be surprised by some of their performances, but the baboon steals his scenes. It's a fun and funny film in the spirit of love, sex, and rock 'n' roll. Look for some cameos.

Alien gives it 3 "don't stop believing at The Bourbon Room" stars out of 4.

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That's My Boy

A son (Adam Samberg) tries to hide his past and Dad (Adam Sandler) from his friends, bride-to-be, future in-laws, and boss. This Happy Madison Production lives up to everything Alien expected. While the audience kept responding with roars of laughter, the jokes and gags are mainly of the rude, crude, and lewd variety revolving around an inappropriate student/teacher relationship, masturbation, strip clubs, sexual acts, and bathroom humor. It is a predictable plot with some surprising cameos. Sandler does his usual stupid/sick shtick amongst some familiar SNL character portrayals. Sandler fans will just love his "R" rated raunchy hijinks. Non fans should know better and stay away. It's dumb entertainment for the brain dead appealing to one's basest nature.

Alien gives it 1 ½ "dirty boy with a heavy handed beer bottle" stars out of 4.

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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (3D)

Stuck in Africa, our homesick lion hatches a plan to get the gang back to New York City. However, their scheme gets derailed in Europe so they join the circus to allude animal control and to continue their hysterical journey. This colorful 3D animation is great family fun for the young and old. A clever script takes many of their jokes to another level of hilarity. Some good new characters are added, but Alien's favorites are still the penguins.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "hydro cobras and jet packs" stars out of 4.

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The Intouchables

Based on a true story, a street-wise hustler who is content to live on welfare becomes the caretaker for a wealthy invalid connoisseur of the arts. Although they come from two very different worlds, they learn to share each other's interests and experience their own personal growth. This buddy movie is so hilarious and emotionally satisfying that you won't even care that it is all in French and after awhile you won't even realize that you are still reading English subtitles. The two main characters will draw you in. They have a chemistry together that makes this film work. Le film est très magnifique!

Alien gives it 3 ½ "pragmatic" stars out of 4.

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Snow White and the Huntsman

It's a Grimm's fairy tale meets "Narnia" meets "Joan of Arc" in a dark story that's more nightmare than entertainment for the kiddies. Kristen Stewart is still Bella and doesn't strike Alien as "the fairest of them all". Chris Hemsworth is a dirty drunken Thor who trades his hammer for an axe. Charlize Theron is a decent evil queen whose tirades echo hollowly off the castle walls. The settings  are staged beautifully and the special effects are stunning, but the movie is slow paced at times and the dialogue is a bit dull. Alien didn't connect with any of the characters and could not find any chemistry between them. The dwarfs, more bandits than miners, were remarkable CGI creations (eventually recognized Nick Frost who is not small in stature. Looks are emphasized more than story here.

Alien gives it 2 "three drops of blood" stars out of 4.

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People like Us

An estranged son (Chris Pine) reluctantly returns home for his father's funeral only to discover he may have a sister (Elizabeth Banks) he never knew. Michelle Pfeiffer plays the mom in this moving story about flawed people making mistakes and trying to make amends. The dialogue is smart and witty. The acting is terrific. Although they are screwed up characters, you will be rooting for all of them; the commodities facilitator who tends to run away from is problems, the alcoholic bartender who struggles to raise her son, and the lonely child who is prone to being sent to the principal's office. The movie will start to feel like a romantic comedy, but it is not. It is a complex film with a sense of humor about the pain and love of family.

Alien gives it 3 "stalking awkwardly" stars out of 4.

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Men in Black 3 (3D)

It's "Lockout" meets "First Contact" when Agent Jay (Will Smith) must journey back to 1969 and prevent a criminal's tampering of the past. This sequel still captures the charm and quirkiness of the original series with its humor, pulsar blasters, neuralyzers, and aliens hidden in plain site amongst us. The special effects are a blast. Josh Brolin's portrayal of the young Agent Kay (Tommy Lee Jones) is dead on outstanding. If you like time travel tales, you'll love where this script takes you. Alien is anxious to see if this funny film can recoup its way over budget price tag.

Alien gives it 3 "alternate time lines" stars out of 4.

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For Greater Glory

In 1926 Mexico, it's religious rebels versus the Federales as Church and State clash. Andy Garcia plays the former general hired to be the military leader and strategist for the band of ragtag resistors. This is the sad and painful true story of a people's struggle for religious freedom. This violent film has some hard to watch acts of cruelty. Peter O'Toole and Eva Longoria only have small roles. Vintage photos and footage run during the credits as well as a tribute the martyrs who sacrificed their lives for their cause.

Alien gives it 2 "Cristeros" stars out of 4.

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Age of Champions

Sacramento filmmakers, Christopher Rufo & Keith Ochwat, put the spotlight on you are never too old to compete. This is an all inspiring documentary on the Senior Games and some awesome ageless athletes. Swimming, tennis, basketball, and track & field events highlight these geriatric games. It is the back stories along with the scenes of competition that make these fascinating profiles three dimensional. Seniors say the darnest things and you are never too old to talk smack. This film is funny, heart warming, and uplifting. Hopefully, it will be life altering too.

Alien gives it 3 "going for the gold" stars out of 4.

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Battleship

You sank my battleship!

It's "Transformers" at sea meets "Contact" meets "E.T." meets "Pearl Harbor" meets a modern day "Master and Commander" in a "War of the Worlds". A "Friday Night Lights" trio, a rock star, a fashion model, and a big bang geek play Hasbro's classic blind war game against all odds as they are out gunned by Borg/Robocop aliens from Planet G. A reluctant hero must pull out all the stops and go old school to save the world. This action-packed thrill ride is filled with big time explosions, an underdog spirit, and cheesy lines. It's a mindless shoot 'em up fun time that could be a naval recruitment film and a patriotic tribute to war veterans. Stay to the end of the credits for one last scene as 3 boys and a man make a discovery. Shout "light 'em up" and "you can do it", then run down to your local toy store for Hasbro's updated Aliens vs. Battleships Game.

Alien gives it 3 "Goldilock Planet" stars out of 4.

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What to Expect When You're Expecting

Guys and gals explore the funny side of pregnancy, adoption, childbirth, and parenting with side ventures involving reality TV, food trucks, and step mothers. The all-star cast includes Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Banks, Anna Kendrick, Brooklyn Decker, Matthew Morrison, Dennis Quaid, and Chris Rock. The worst part of "What to Expect When You're Expecting" is that the jokes are expected; meaning the script is just too predictible. It's not the rousing comedy that the trailer would lead you to believe, but the bigger laughs do come near the end. They should have more money on the script and less on the cast.

Alien gives it 2 "rules of the dude group" stars out of 4.

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The Dictator

It's "Borat" meets "The Man in the Iron Mask" in this outrageous eco/political/love story satire. If you are familiar with Sacha Baron Cohen, you'll know he is a chamelion and an equal opportunity offender. He says, does, and goes where no man has dared to go before. If you are thick skinned, you'll laugh histerically at his terrible stunts that are just so wrong. Old habits are hard to break for the Supreme Leader, Admiral General Sargent Aladeen, Madman of Wadiya, when he becomes a stranger in a strange land. Look for many celebrity cameos (some real and some photoshopped) that you wouldn't expect to show their faces in such a film. Stay seated for more hilarious clips during the credits.

Alien gives it 3 "last of the great idiot dictators" stars out of 4.

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Dark Shadows

Ghosts, witches, and vampires... oh my!

Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, and Helena Bonham Carter are back together to revive the Gothic TV soap opera classic, "Dark Shadows". With this combo you are guaranteed to get a unique quirky dark comedy. Director Burton creates a fantastic looking film with a nostalgic tribute to the Seventies... the songs, Eric Segal's "Love Story", hippies, lava lamps, mirror balls, Alice Cooper, and the Carpenters. However, this fish out of water/love story about a witch's curse runs a bit slow and repetitive. There are a few funny moments and even a "Twilight" jab, but it's no laugh riot. Ironically, this vampire picture is dressed for the part, but lacks a soul.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "love bites" stars out of 4.

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Lockout

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's "Escape from New York" meets "Star Wars" when Guy Pierce beefs up to play the wise cracking hero forced to rescue the President's liberal-hearted daughter held hostage on an experimental maximum security prison in space. This Luc Besson action thriller is fairly predictable and may seem to defy some laws of science, but it is science fiction set in 2079 and who cares anyway. It's just mindless escapism fun.

Alien gives it 3 "I see you, I foresee you" stars out of 4.

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The Avengers (3D)

It's "War of the Worlds" meets "Transformers" when Loki causes havoc and triggers the Avengers Initiative. Spectacular special effects with 3D enhancements add to the kick-ass action and the Marvel-ous sense of humor. The movie brings out the unique personalities of each character. The superb script manages to focus on each individual's skill sets while supporting the adage that there is no "I" in "TEAM". Marvel and non-Marvel Comic fans will want to see this action-packed fun film more than once. Stay for the credits to see what might be the next challenge for this superhero team. This movie makes Marvel magic explode off the screen. Suit up, this one is for Phil.

Alien gives it 4 "glow stick of destiny" stars out of 4.

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The Raven

It's "Sherlock Homes" meets "Saw" meets "Buried" as film makers fictionalize the last days of Edgar Allan Poe in a search for a serial killer and kidnap victim. However, the film has an unsympathetic lead, lacks suspense, and feels slow and dreary. Poe fans may appreciate the references to his famous works, but the movie doesn't capture his sense of the macabre and the gothic. The storyline seems modern, but the setting is not. For Alien, this film may have worked better as a present day murder mystery thriller about Edgar Allan Poe expert chasing serial crimes linked to Poe's literary works. Alien will see "The Raven" nevermore.

Alien gives it 2 "Poe obsessed" stars out of 4.

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The Pirates! Band of Misfits (3D)

It's Pirates of the Caribbean" meets "Bad News Bears" when a pirate captain seeks recognition amongst his peers. "Wallace & Grommet" and "Chicken Run" filmmakers use their Claymation talents to spoof the world of pirates, Queen Victoria, and Charles Darwin. It's both a simple funny film for the kiddies and a slyly hilarious send up for adults. Alien didn't get to enjoy the 3D effects because a hard drive malfunction rendered a deteriorating holodeck grid look; however that could have been neutralized with a pirate patch over the left eye.

Alien gives it 3 "Mr. Bobo, the manpanzee" stars out of 4.

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The Five-Year Engagement

Excuses and a fear of commitment lead a couple (Emily Blunt & Jason Segel) on a hilarious journey of life's highs and lows from San Francisco and Michigan. Blunt is adorable as Victoria and Segel is a goof as Tom, but her sister and his best friend manage to steal their scenes. A cast of crazies round out the bill. With Segel doubling as one of the writers in this "R" rated Judd Apatow production, you should know what type of humor to expect. Alien didn't like the break up part of the script. This quirky film feels like it runs a bit long, but you'll be treated to some very funny gags along the way.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "donut experiment" stars out of 4.

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The Lucky One

A twist of fate brings two post traumatic stress victims together as another Nicholas Sparks novel unfolds on the big screen. Scene for scene, this film uses every cliche romance element in this classic formulation. The marine hero (Zac Efron) is the handsome strong silent type who seems to be too good to be true. The ex is a bully with a badge. The kid is just adorable. Louisiana is the beautiful backdrop. Hopeless romantics may shed a tear or two. The less enthused may find some setups just too sappy and even laughable (another Sparks film watery love scene).

Alien gives it 3 "Aces" stars out of 4.

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Think Like a Man

It's "game on" as basketball buddies find themselves in humorous battle of the sexes against women following the words of wisdom outlined in Steve Harvey's book, "Act like a Lady, Think Like a Man". Like most romantic comedies, it's predictably sweet and sugary by the end, but the film will have you laughing through out as the multiple couples deal with their relationships. The film is well casted and they have great chemistry together.

Alien gives it 3 "love is a battlefield" stars out of 4.

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The Cabin the the Woods

It's zombie horror terrorizing teens in a ritual sacrifice/mad scientists' lab experiment gone wrong. Film makers combine classic horror scares in a tribute to some of your genre favorites and a dark sense of humor for comic relief. It's predictable and it's not because it is two movies in one. In this voyeuristic game of survival, there is the whore, the athlete, the scholar, the fool, and the virgin. Who, if any, will survive? Look for a cameo (?) and some familiar faces (Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford) that you wouldn't expect to see in such a film. If you like blood and gore, poetic justice, and have a wicked sense of humor, you may enjoy this film.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "zombie hunger games" stars out of 4.

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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (for the elderly and beautiful)

Eight British countrymen (including Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Bill Nighy, and Tom Wilkinson) searching for solutions in their lives' later stage find themselves at a rundown Indian hotel run by a young man (Slumdog Millionaire's Dev Patel) with a dream. A fantastic and talented cast, a touching and witty script, and a fabulous backdrop make this delightful of tale love, life, and finding happiness a real winner. Follow these strangers in a strange land as they try to adapt to a fascinating country and culture. Alien highly recommends a visit to this best exotic Marigold Hotel. At first it may not seem like a choice you would pick, but once you settle in, you'll be glad you made the journey. This little taste of India is a deliciously satisfying treat.

Alien gives it 3 "everything will turn out alright in the end" stars out of 4.

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Ted

When a kid's teddy bear comes to life, it's a Christmas miracle in this raunchy romantic comedy. This live action romp features an animated bear who channels the uncensored spirit of Family Guy's Stewie. Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis star in this hilarious spoof of the buddy films and tribute to the '80s. Look for lots of cameos in this politically inappropriate film that takes shots at everything including Garfield. This early focus group screening was of an unfinished cut and the scheduled release date is in July for this "R" rated film (for language, drug use, sexual content, and nudity)

Alien gives it a preliminary 3 "thunder buddies for life" stars out of 4.

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Wrath of the Titans (3D)

Humans are caught in the middle of a war between the gods as it pits brother against brother and father against son. The sons of Zeus and Poseidon must team up to save humanity. This action packed extravaganza manages to become a monotonous 3D CGI monstrosity as every scene is smash and crash plus a cloud of dust and embers. You'll get some favorites from Greek mythology as well as some lava men and some strange Siamese warriors. The gods are no longer immortal, but Perseus (Sam Worthington) is like a Timex watch; he takes a licking, but keeps on ticking. Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes as Zeus and Hades seemed to be just walking through their green screen scenes. this sequel is better than the first, but not by much.

Alien gives it 2 "demigod" stars out of 4.

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Mirror, Mirror

It's Snow White with Julia Roberts (as the evil step-mother) and some twists in this fractured fairy tale. This children's film is a bit over acted and too lavishly ornate for Alien's tastes; more show than substance. It's an unconventional version that feels more like a three ring circus with acrobatics, marionettes, giant dwarfs, and a doggie show. Nathan Lane is always his usual self and Armie Hammer has a hard time keeping his shirt on. It is fine kiddie entertainment, but Alien hoped for something more slyly clever for the adults to be blended into the mix. This mirror movie wasn't quite the crack up expected.

Alien gives it 2 "puppy love" stars out of 4.

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The Hunger Games

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's a disturbing "Brave New World" where a "Coal Miner's Daughter" must be become a "Gladiator" in a "Death Race" on virtual "Westworld" isle for the "Condemned". This fascinating fantasy world reflects 2 of today's major news interests: the decline of the general public welfare and the exploitation of reality TV. Jennifer Lawrence is unbelievably outstanding and will win your heart from the get-go as Katniss, the underdog girl on fire. Themes of love, courage, sacrifice, hope, alliance, manipulation, survival, and being true to yourself echoed in this complex script. Alien hasn't read any of the books, but this gripping thriller kept my attention for the entire 2 1/2 hours starting after midnight and after previewing another screening earlier that evening. Head for the theaters to see if the odds will favor your tribute choice, but once you get a taste of "The Hunger Games" you'll just crave more.

Alien gives it 4 "three finger salute" stars out of 4.

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American Reunion

Those crazy kids from the Class of '99 are back for their high school reunion. They are still outrageously raunchy, but they are also somewhat more mature with jobs, wives, and kids, except Stifler who hasn't changed a bit. It's good to see those familiar faces again and reminisce about the good old days. Seeing the previous movies is not mandatory, but if you did, you'd get more of the jokes. It's a fitting story explaining this latest chapter of the gang's lives. Look for some cameo appearances. Stay seated at the beginning of the credits for a final funny clip and a photo gallery of past and present.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "bucking bucket of popcorn" stars out of 4.

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Swan Lake (3D)

This is not a sneak preview. This showing was a one night only event.

This contemporary re-interpretation of the classic Swan Lake ballet is a unique 3D experience. From seedy club to royal bar, Alien was mesmerized by the magical moments created through music and movement. There are no swans in tutus as power and strength commingle with grace and elegance in this all male ballet bevy at the lake. Magnificent choreography as well as creative theatrics and lighting shadows make it a visual treat. Look for little humorous touches that will bring a surprising smile to your face.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "tragic love story" stars out of 4.

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Jeff, Who Lives at Home

Jeff (Jason Segel) is a 30-year-old pothead living in his mom's (Susan Sarandon) basement. The film starts out as a comedy of errors by a couple of idiots (Ed Helms plays Jeff's older brother), but it takes an enlightening turn at the end. If you believe in signs, you may enjoy this quirky little tale of a family of lost souls finding their destiny. However, the film doesn't seem to what genre it wants to be as it plods along until it reaches the punchline.

Alien gives it 2 "catching the Kevin clues" stars out of 4.

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John Carter (3D)

It's "Avatar" meets "Star Wars" when "Conan" on Mars rescues "Xena, Princess Warrior"/"Runaway Bride". A Confederate soldier who has lost his purpose finds himself on Mars and caught in the middle of another civil war in Disney's version of Edgar Rice Burroughs' novel. Alien loved the primitive/high tech civilization and its 4-armed green bipeds and dog-like creature. The special effects, storyline, characters, action, and humor will make this movie popular with audiences, not the 3D. A warning to those who don't speak Martian, there will be some subtitles early on.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "transport medallion" stars out of 4.

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Project X

Four loser teens conspire to throw an epic 17th birthday bash that will make them cool and get them hot girls. Of course, things explode way out of control. This party gone wild is outrageously hilarious because it's just so wrong. You won't believe what's happening right before your eyes as the stunts escalate to absolute absurdity. Their crack security team is a crazy crackup. This modern day "Animal House" (lame & tame by comparison) is a blueprint for teens and a warning to their parents. This over-the-top film was actually a lot better than Alien expected. Once again, hand held video cam recording realistic (but extremely dumb) behavior seems to work here. This movie was actually inspired by an Australian teen who caused $20,000 in damages to his neighborhood. Rated "R" for nudity, language, sexual content, drug and alcohol use.

Alien gives it 3 "shock and awe comedy attack" stars out of 4.

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The Lorax

Dr. Suesss fans will be delighted with this charming film about a boy trying to impress a girt with a tree, something practically unknown in the plastic city of Thneedville. The animation is terrific. Alien loved the Suessian creatures, poetic verse, and the song & dance numbers. The movie runs a bit long and slow to hold the attention span of the wee little ones for long. It is also heavy handed on its environmental message.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "let it grow" stars out of 4.

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Gone

It's "The Brave One" meets "The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf" when a young woman (Amanda Seyfried) is convinced her sister has been kidnapped and the cops don't believe her. This psychological thriller will keep you as paranoid as the heroine suspecting everyone as she follows the trail of clues racing against time and eluding the authorities. Is she just crazy? Will she get justice? Will there be a disappointing ending? The suspense is decent, but not spectacular in this one person performance vehicle. This story of a serial killer and bones buried in a deep hole echoes of a recent local news item.

Alien gives it 3 "Digger with the rapy eyes in the Royal Hotel" stars out of 4.

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Wanderlust

Take a trip back to those hippy-dippy days of the late 60's when yuppie New Yorkers (Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd) fall on hard times and end up getting the full commune experience. It's lots of laughs in this Judd Apatow production featuring free spirits, hallucinogenic drugs, nudists, sharing everything lifestyle, and free love. This film is a one note song that quickly feels over played. It is rated "R" for the many F-bombs dropped, sexual content, and the full frontal nudity, but not the kind you'd want to look at. Look for some gag reel goofs at the beginning of the credits and a Real Housewives of Atlanta joke at the end.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "topless Norma Rae at Elysium" stars out of 4.

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Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

Three people with a common dream drive this charming love story involving fish, politics, faith, and a miracle. Good cast chemistry (Ewan McGreggor, Emily Blunt, and Kristin Scott Thomas), clever dialogue, and an interesting premise with some surprising events make this sleeper more entertaining than one would expect. This romantic dramedy slyly pokes fun at scientists, politics, and bureaucracy while promoting hope, dreams, and falling in love. With over 35 years experience dealing with water transfer/fisheries issues, Alien felt this movie was a fairly honest representation except for a fish release scene and a hydraulics sequence. Salmon is the gimmick and the allegoric metaphor for this romcom/fisherman's delight film. Go see it. It's a great catch. Don't let it be the one that got away.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Anglo-Yemeni Co-operation" stars out of 4.

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Chronicle

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's "Cloverfield" meets "Where No Man Has Gone Before" meets "X-Men" when a boy's obsession with video taping documents a trio's new telekinesis abilities. High school horseplay turns deadly dark as things get out of hand. The kids act and feel real to draw you into the story and the special effects are amazingly spectacular. This little film that could is lots of fun and entertaining.

Alien gives it 3 "seduced by the Force in Seattle" stars out of 4.

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Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

Great balls of fire! Johnny Blaze aka Ghost Rider (Nicolas cage) is back and in search for his soul and the son of Satan. He is the same old motorcycle riding flaming skull head, but now amped up by "Crank". The fiery 3D special effects are the real stars here as the power of the deal and the power of decay wrestle for domination. The filmmakers have decided to punctuate their over-the-top film with over-played humor hoping to amuse the audience. Cage ratchets himself up to another insane level as only Cage could do. This sequel is better than the first, but not by much. Hopefully, this luke-warm comic book character has finally burned itself out.

Alien gives it 2 "like father, like son" stars out of 4.

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Titanic (3D)

Titanic in 3D is absolutely stunning. James Cameron has made his classic tragic love story even more breath-taking, richer, and grander. At over three hours long, this enhanced version on the big screen is well worth the price of admission. It is hard to imagine, but this marvelous movie about love and survival just got better. The April release date is set to mark the 100th anniversary of Titanic's sinking.

Alien gives it 4 "Tri-tanic Dimensionally" stars out of 4.

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The Secret World of Arrietty

Inspired by the children's book, "The Borrowers", this Japanese anime (redubbed in English and slapped with a Disney label) is the coming of age story for Arrietty as she explores the world of humans and meets a boy new to the house. This delightful adventure story is geared for the young kiddies who may imagine little people living under the floor boards. Themes of family, friendship, and courage are featured.

Alien gives it 3 "the doll house" stars out of 4.

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21 Jump Street

It's "Superbad" meets "Starsky and Hutch" as Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum try to re-invent that TV show premise. Two rookie cops go undercover back to high school in an attempt to bust a drug ring, except this version is just played strictly for laughs. Gross out humor, raunchy jokes, drug use, F-bombs, and inappropriate behavior drive this buddy/cop vehicle spoofing for laughs. If you roll back your brain to a high school mentality, you'll have a blast. Look for a cameo surprise. At the time of this screening, the film was unrated, but Alien can see how it could get away with anything less than an "R" if untouched.

Alien gives it 3 "dumb and dumber in blue and back in school" stars out of 4.

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Tornado Alley (3D)

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Vortex2's team of madmen weathermen has built the Tornado Interceptor Vehicle (looks like a Civil War ironclad on wheels) for driving into the heart of a tornado. See some up close pictures of these storms forming and in action. Hail stones will shred leaves and pelt cattle. Watch how these men and women of the National Severe Storm Laboratory risk their lives gathering data to enhance weather prediction. See the devastation left in the wake of these storms. There is one 3D shot of a tornado that almost looks like it is right in front of you. The film is interesting, but Alien wasn't blown away.

Alien gives it 2 "searching for the perfect storm" stars out of 4.

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Safe House

In the Safe House, the House Keeper (Ryan Reynolds) is responsible to take care of the House Guest (Denzel Washington), but the place is crashed and he may have trouble with the Landlord. It's the spy thriller that Alien hoped "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy" would have been. The bumper car chase through the streets of Capetown and the close quarters hand-to-hand combat scenes feel like a Jason Bourne film and there is a "Ghost Protocol resemblance. Washington and Reynolds are perfectly casted in these roles. Washington is a good bad guy and Reynolds is a rookie having a very bad day. It's is a tremendous thrill ride that will stun you over and over and will make you suspicious of everyone.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "gone rogue" stars out of 4.

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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (3D)

It's basically "Journey to the Center of the Earth" except it's based on a different Jules Verne novel; so this is not actually a sequel. A teen (Josh Hutcherson) and his step-dad (Dwayne Johnson) go on a wild adventure in search of the boy's lost grandfather (Michael Caine) and a mythical island. It's is good old clean family entertainment with a little bit of corn and some big 3D special effects. The Rock and Luis Guzman provide the comic relief as the action sequences channel "Indiana Jones", "Honey, I Struck the Kids", and "Star Wars". The ever-charming Rock is a co-producer, does most of the heavy lifting, and will surprise you with a little song. The ending will lead you to another Jules Verne novel as an anticipated Journey 3 adventure. For Looney Tunes fans, you'll be treated to a funny Daffy Duck/Elmer Fudd short as a lead-in.

Alien gives it 3 "Vernian followers" stars out of 4.

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This Means War

A consumer researcher (Reese Witherspoon) unknowingly dates two friends (Chris Pine and Tom Hardy) who are CIA operatives. This movie is more of a buddy cop film than a romantic comedy. The boy abuse their spy skills and resources in order to sabotage each other's date time. Reese is always adorable, but plays more of a supporting role here. Chelsea Handler steals all of her scenes by just being her own raunchy self. It's mostly a game of macho one upmanship competing for a girl's affections. See if you can guess who will win the girl. Oh yeah, the villain from the beginning shows up at the end of all silliness in the middle. This mindless fun entertainment was better than alien expected.

Alien gives it 3 "bromance and a long range joke setup" stars out of 4.

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Act of Valor

Follow Navy SEAL Team 7 around the world as they battle terrorists, smugglers, and the drug cartel. The film has the look and feel of the real deal because actual special ops members make up the team instead of actors. A heart pounding sound track drives this adrenalin rush action thrill ride. They are locked and loaded in stealth mode ready to search and rescue and to stop any threats to our nation. Alien felt like he was in a real fire fight. The film is a tribute to the good men and women who fight the good fight ready to lay down their lives to we can all feel safe at home.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Naval Special Warfare Warriors" stars out of 4.

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The Woman in Black

While trying to settle the estate of a deceased woman, a young man (Daniel Radcliffe) appears to be seeing and hearing strange things as the village curse unfolds. This Gothic horror film has all of the right creepy elements; a dark, dilapidated, and dreary house with cobwebs, lit by candle light, and set in the marshlands cut off during high tides. Look for the usual false scares early on, before the the real stuff shows up. The more you believe in ghosts and possession, the bigger the thrill you'll get. See if you can figure out the ending before you get there.

Alien gives it 2 "Eel Marsh Manor" stars out of 4.

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Go For The Money

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Stephanie Plum (Katherine Heigl) goes from lingerie saleswoman to amateur bounty hunter when she becomes desperate to pay her bills. This is basically a murder mystery/comedy with a crazy cast of characters and a gumshoe voice-over. The plot is predictable, but it is still funny and entertaining. Even as a brunette, Heigl is still gorgeous and has great screen presence, more noticeably when she is handcuffed naked. For lighthearted fun, watch Heigl track down her man.

Alien gives it 3 "cupcake and retrieval agent" stars out of 4.

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Albert Nobbs

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Albert Nobbs is a quiet strange little man with a dream and a secret. In this Dublin hotel, a woman has to do what a woman has to do living in a man's world. Glenn Close gives a marvelous performance and transformation. You will grow to care for Mr. Nobbs as his predicament evolves. It's a charming period piece with a couple of twists that will put a smile on your face and a tear in your eye.

Alien gives it 3 "flea bitten surprise" stars out of 4.

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Extremely loud and Incredibly Close

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

A young boy (Thomas Horn) is devastated by the lost of his father during 9-11, but is convinced a key is a clue to one last challenge designed by his dad. Horn's performance is amazing as he takes us on a fabulous journey through New York as seen through a child's eye. Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock are perfect as the loving parents. Max Von Sydow gives an unforgettable performance without uttering a word. Dealing with loss, facing ones fears, and father/son relationships are featured in this moving story that will make you laugh and bring you to tears. Just when you think this touching film can't be any better, you get hit by another surprise.

Alien gives it 4 "in search of the Sixth Borough" stars out of 4.

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The Iron Lady

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

See the story of Margret Thatcher as told through the reminiscent eyes of the aging former Prime Minister. Meryl Streep gives another phenomenal performance detailing the rise and decline of this powerful politician. Alien could not get into this British bio pic.

Alien gives it 2 "fight for the Falklands" stars out of 4.

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Big Miracle

When three whales become trapped in Alaskan waters, adversaries (including native Eskimos, Greenpeace, an oil company, the Coast Guard, governments, and the media) must come together to try and rescue these magnificent creatures. Drew Barrymore, John Krasinski, Ted Danson, and Kristen Bell star in this heartwarming story inspired by true events. Look for photos and film footage of the real life counterparts during the credits.

Alien gives it 3 "media blitz in Barrow" stars out of 4.

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The Vow

It's "Samantha Who" meets "Love Story" when a gorgeous gal (Rachel McAdams) and a hunky hunk (Channing Tatum) meet, fall in love, marry, and then tragedy strikes and memories are lost. He is such a sweetheart trying to win her love back. She is always adorable, even with a head injury. She tries to figure out who she is as her past and present compete for her affections. This inspired-by-true-events (family revealed in credits) lost love story is a classic chick flick for romantics, people in love, and those who are looking for love. Alien thinks this is the perfect pick for a Valentines Day dinner-and-a-movie date.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "moments of impact" stars out of 4.

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Underworld: Awakening (3D)

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Vampire warrioress Selene (Kate Beckinsale) is back for the fourth installment and has a rude awakening to a future world she doesn't know, where humans are hunting down Vampires and Lycans in the "Great Purge". Producer/writer/husband Len Wiseman likes to see his beautiful wife hotly dressed and undressed as well as always kicking butt. It's a homage to the series with 3D depth and a scientific twist to shift the saga toward a new direction. Lycans are no long men in latex werewolf suits nor mere animatronics, but are savage CGI creatures. The third Underworld was a Beckinsale-less bust so filmmakers wisely center the action around Death Dealer Selene and her new friends and foes, both pint-sized and super-sized. It's an action-packed shoot 'em up guilty pleasure about bloodlines and blood memories.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Antigen" stars out of 4.

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Red Tails

It's "Top Gun" meets "The Help" meets "Saving Private Ryan" meets "Stalag 17" when George Lucas dramatizes the amazing story of the famed Tuskegee Airmen. Follow the exploits of "Easy", "Joker", "Lightning", and "Ray Gun" under the "experimental" command of Terence Howard and Cuba Gooding Jr. You will care and cheer for these talented pilots and their camaraderie. These terrific characters drive this fascinating story of racism and heroism. You will be treated to some spectacular aerial dogfights, but what else would you expect from the man who brought you x-wings versus tie fighters, the Millennium Falcon, and bombing runs on death stars. The film plays a little heavy handed at the beginning, but you'll be swelling with patriotic pride by the end. Nicely done, Lucas. Alien salutes you.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "red tails and black wings trying to gain some respect" stars out of 4.

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The Grey

It's "Alive" meets "Alpha & Omega" meets "Survivor" when a wolf expert (Liam Neeson) must pit his skill and knowledge against an alpha male and his vicious wolf pack. Manly men from a work camp crash land in a snowy wilderness and must fight for survival struggling against human nature and mother nature. It's "life and death" and "man against beast" in director Joe Carnahan's guy's guy film filled with guy talk, guy humor, and guy attitude. The film has a raw look and feel that runs hot and cold as the men trudge through the white desperation and grey terror. However, the movie is played more for the drama rather than the realism. If you stay through the credits, you'll see a glimpse at a possible answer to the film's abrupt ending.

Alien gives it 2 "live and die on this day" stars out of 4.

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Haywire

While Alien was hunting down Underworld Vamps & Lycans, his two cub reporters filed these reports:

"Had all the ingredients of an A+ movie, but turned out to be a C-" says SuzyQ


Cast: Gina Carano, Michael Fassbender, Ewan McGregor, Bill Paxton, Channing Tatum, Antonio Banderas, Michael Douglas

Although the cast is full of bigger names, Gina Carano stars in this flashback-filled movie about spies and assassins. Carano is presented as the beautiful and completely competent operative Mallory Kane. She works for a private contracting company, and is sent on a mission to rescue a hostage. She is double crossed, hence the haywire, but she continues to strut and pose and is always in control like a female James Bond. She wears a sultry stare or scowl while she kicks ass. The movie is stylized, with limited dialogue and an ever-present musical score as Mallory’s personal soundtrack. With all the martial arts, the movie played like a video game brought to life. It felt silly when scenes end on statements such as, "I don’t like loose ends" or "He better run". says LeezaJayee

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Contraband

A former smuggler (Mark Wahlberg), trying to go legit, gets pulled back into the business when his brother-in-law screws up and his family is threatened. This paper caper takes us from New Orleans to Panama City in a shell game where everything goes wrong and plenty of bad guys crawl out of the woodwork. A good cast of characters (Ben Foster, Giovanni Ribsis, J.K. Simmons, and the beautiful Kate Beckinsale) fill out the line up, but don't live up to their past potential. The plot is rather run of the mill and implausible, but it has enough entertainment value to get the audience going with a big payoff at the end to put a smile on their faces.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "the art of smuggling funny money" stars out of 4.

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Joyful Noise

It's "The Fighting Temptations" meets "Glee" meets "Romeo and Juliet" as two rivals (Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton) compete to take their church choir to the Joyful Noise National Finals Competition in LA. Parton dishes out homespun country wisdom and pokes fun at her own physical enhancements. The ever-charming Queen Latifah demonstrates her blue collar, street-wise, over-protective parental skills. However, the young generation (Keke Palmer and Jeremy Jordan) drives this film about faith and family featuring tunes of gospel and rock 'n' roll. The story is more cleverly complex than one would expect. For a feel good gospel fun time, Alien highly recommends this "feel the music" film.

Alien gives it 3 "takes you higher" stars out of 4.

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Beauty and the Beast (Special 3D Edition)

Disney's classic fairy tale about the lovely Belle and the curse of the Beast and his enchanted castle still stands up against the test of time. More than a moral about beauty not being only skin deep, it is a sweet and tender story of love and sacrifice with some great memorable songs. Alien was delighted and surprised how well this older animation lends itself to the 3D process. The effect adds a wonderful depth to the old flat animation style. The film is still excellent entertainment for young and old.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "classic beauty enhanced" stars out of 4.

A very funny short on Tangled's wedding rings fiasco preceded B&tB. Hilarious.

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The Devil Inside

It's "The Exorcist" meets "Paranormal Activity" meets "Ghostbusters" when a daughter searches for answers in a triple homicide involving her mother. Filmed documentary style, this adventure takes us to Italy where we get a crash course on exorcism. The movie is not that scary, but there are some great scenes featuring a contortionist double named Pixie Le Knot. It was better than I anticipated and a good effort considering the small budget. The ending was disappointing, but Alien didn't think it was unexpected given the nature of the genre.

Alien gives it 2 "transference and multiple demonic possession" stars out of 4.

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