Into the Storm

It's "Twister" meets "Tornado Alley" meets "Jackass" when storm chasers, thrill seekers, and high school students document the onslaught of unprecedented cyclones touching down in the town of Silverton. These professional and amateur photographers as well as innocent bystanders get trapped in the storm of the century when several tornadoes merge. The special effects are tremendous as these funnel clouds lift and shred everything in their path. It's disaster film survival time as audiences wonder who will live and who will be blown away in spectacular fashion. The film is intense as you experience the sheer power of nature with the roar of its winds enhancing the effect.

Alien gives it 3 "whipping up a fire storm" stars out of 4.

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Get On Up

Chadwick Bozeman really brings it as he goes from Jackie Robinson in "42" to the Godfather of Soul and Funk, James Brown. Bozeman is absolutely convincing in this entertaining biopic revealing the man behind the music. From his impoverish childhood to his rise to fame, Brown is a man with a vision, not to be denied, and doing it his way as told through flashbacks and theatrical asides. This film is a James Brown greatest hits tribute recreating his signature style and electric dance motives as we journey through history crossing paths with the likes of Little Richard, Mick Jagger (one of the film's producers), LBJ, and Martin Luther King Jr. Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer, and Dan Aykroyd play key roles with "The Help" director Tate Taylor at the helm. This is a powerful, emotional, and humorous look at a music legend.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "got more funk in the trunk" stars out of 4.

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Wish I Were Here

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

An unemployed actor reassesses his life upon dealing with a loved one's terminal diagnosis. This comedy/drama is Zach Braff's second stint as actor/writer/director since his "Garden State" movie. It is not a sequel, but could have been the same character 10 years later, moved back to L.A., and married with children. Braff plays a father, husband, brother, and son who is struggling to readjust his life and to better connect with those around him. This kick starter funded project has a subtle sense of humor and an eclectic feel involving a bright pink wig, a power drill, a swear jar, home schooling, a sexual harassment incident, Comic Con cosplay, and toasted almond ice cream bars. Kate Hudson, Joey King, Josh Gad, and Mandy Patinkin round out this good cast. This film is rated "R" mainly for language and some sexual content. It seems like the trip back from the "Garden State" has taken its toll on Braff's multi-talented skills.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "outer space drink" stars out of 4.

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Hercules (3D)

It's "300" meets "The Magnificent 7" in a tale of deceit, betrayal, and revenge during Hercules' (Dwayne Johnson) darker days as a hero for hire with his merry band of mercenaries some time after his famed 12 labors. Hercules and company agree to train farmers to be soldiers and lead them into battle. All the while, Hercules continues to suffer from post traumatic stress syndrome and the guilt of losing his wife and children. The film poses the question about Hercules: Man or Myth? Is he truly the son of Zeus? Meanwhile, his nephew serves as his PR man, embellishing upon his uncle's exploits. Is it legend or hype? Audiences won't be disappointed by the fabulous special effects, the tremendous battle scenes, and the super human feats of strength.

Alien gives it 3 "headed dog, Cerberus" stars out of 4.

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Guardians of the Galaxy (3D)

It's "Star Wars" meets "The Magnificent 7" when a ragtag band of outlaw misfits must join forces in order to escape prison and rescue a mysterious orb from falling into the clutches of the evil Ronan. This terrific sci-fi action comedy is energized by a 70s-80s awesome mixed tape soundtrack. Either the young Peter Quill/Starlord has been taken to a Marvel Universe far, far away or he has been passed through some space time warp, but you'll hardly even notice especially if you are grooving to the tunes. This spectacular special effects driven adventure is lots of fun. Alien was surprised and delighted by its sense of humor. The named cast includes Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Djimon Hounsou, John C. Reilly, Glenn Close, and Benicio del Toro. The Stan Lee cameo has become a Marvel staple. There were no revealing clips at the end of this prescreening, but the audience was told the officially released prints would.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Infinity Stone" stars out of 4.

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Lucy

It's "Lost in Translation" meets "Traffic" meets "Limitless" meets "She" meets "The Matrix" when Lucy (Scarlett Johansson) becomes an unwilling Asian mob drug mule. The accidental drug packet leakage into her system amps her brain power ten-fold. She becomes superhuman proof of a professor's (Morgan Freeman) brain usage theory. Director/writer Luc Besson provides a French connection (Taiwan to Paris mainly) to this sci-fi action fantasy fluff with little actual substance. The talented Johansson becomes an emotional-less soul-less drug addicted killer leaving a trail of dead bodies and reeking havoc & destruction in the wake of senseless violence. The lunacy of the mass mayhem is laughable at times. The action thrills seems to occur just for action sake and not necessarily a plot point.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "CPH4" stars out of 4.

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Sex Tape

How can Cameron Diaz in a comedy titled "Sex Tape" not pique your interest. You'll get to see her naked butt bounce across the screen as well as Jason Segel's, but no one cares about his. Exhausted by their busy jobs and married 10 years with 2 kids, the flame in Jay's & Annie's love life needs a spark so they decide to make a sex tape based on all of the positions illustrated in the "Joy of Sex" book, This part of the film is the foreplay. When their video inadvertently gets uploaded up into the cloud, they spend a crazy "The Adventures in Babysitting" type night trying to undo the mistake. Rob Lowe is hilarious & look for a surprise cameo. Just when you think it is all over, the film climaxes with an outrageous glimpse of their video. This is a great date night film for married-with-kids couples who may be missing a little fun and laughter in their lives. Definitely "R" rated for sexual content, nudity, and language.

Alien gives it 3 "iPad gifts" stars out of 4.

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The Purge: Anarchy

On March 22, 2023, it's the night of the 6th Annual Purge, a 12-hour period of U.S. government sanctioned murder & mayhem under the guise of lowering the crime rate. In this sequel to the disappointing 2013 original, the action takes to the streets as a mysterious good samaritan (Frank Grillo) rescues a mother & daughter as well as a couple with car trouble. They are all caught in the crossfire of masked men, government soldiers, anti-government rebels, and celebrating purgers with a few surprises along the way. If you like the thrill of danger possibly lurking around every corner and don't mind the gunfire and blood spillage, you may enjoy this twisted dystopia in the same vein as "The Hunger Games" and "Divergent". Do you have the urge to cleanse with a purge? Maybe this film will satisfy your desire.

Alien gives it 3 "Stay Safe" stars out of 4.

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Planes: Fire & Rescue (3D)

It's "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" when Disney blends "CHiPs" and "Emergency!" themes into their "Planes" sequel. Former crop duster turned air racer Dusty Crophopper develops a mechanical problem which forces him to consider a career change to become a fire fighter. It's comedy and high drama for the young and old (but targeting 8 to 10 year olds) as this 3D film honors all fire fighters. There's lots of aerial action as smokejumpers along with their air support struggle to put out fires in the beautiful national park. Look for one last clip in the middle of the credits.

Alien gives it 3 "second chances" stars out of 4.

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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (3D)

It's San Francisco/Muir Woods 10 years after the "Rise of the Planet of the Apes". In this simian "Animal Farm", the viral drug ALZ-113 that made apes smarter has devastated the human population. Fear and mistrust plague both human and ape communities as they delicately balance on the fine line of peaceful coexistence. However, man and apes are not that much different as the search for power triggers that inevitable war between species.  The special effects motion-capture performances are amazingly convincing where these CGI renderings feel as real as their human counterparts. These powerful apes are intiminating and the battle scenes are intense. Look for a digital cameo late in the show. By the end of 2 hours 10 minutes, fans will be wondering what will be the next step in simian evolution and society and will be hoping for at least a trilogy to answer their question.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "war paint, fire, & primitive tools" stars out of 4.

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And So It Goes

An obnoxious realtor (Michael Douglas) is forced to care for his newly discovered granddaughter, but fortunately gets some help from is next door neighbor (Diane Keaton). If you like Rob Reiner films, Douglas, and Keaton, you'll probably like this romantic comedy for the geriatric set. This is the humorous and heartwarming story about one man's metamorphosis as he learns to let go of the past, forgive his loved one, and pursue some new loves. It's predictable, but in a good way. Look for Reiner to direct himself, Keaton to sing, and a small cameo near the end of the film.

Alien gives it 3 "Little Shangri-La"  stars out of 4.

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Tammy

Melissa McCarthy stars as Tammy, a woman having a bad day when she loses her car, job, and husband. Needing to escape her situation, she ends up on a road trip with her grandma (Susan Sarandon). For this film, McCarthy teams up with her husband, Ben Falcone, for producing and writing credits. Falcone also directs and has a bit part. If you've seen McCarthy in "Identity Theft" and "Heat", you'll get more or less the same character type. Alien found the antics of these two road trip buddies more obnoxious than funny. The well-known cast of Allison Janey, Toni Collette, Kathy Bates, Sandra Oh, Gary Cole, and Dan Akroyd is under used in minor roles. Look for a final scene and a gag reel clip during the credits.

Alien gives it 2 "Niagara Falls" stars out of 4.

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Transformers: Age of Extinction (3D)

Those robots in disguise are back after the Battle of Chicago and are being hunted down by CIA sanctioned consultants. A whole new human cast has been brought in to re-energize the franchise but not much has really changed. It still has a lot of car chases, explosions, and mind numbing action sequences. This is another classic Michael Bay special effects production and a Chevrolet showcase for it's latest line of car models. Does anyone remember or care about what happened in any of the previous movies? Does what happened previously make any difference? Almost two thirds of this nearly 3 hour extravaganza passes when Alien starts wondering where are those Dinobots I was expecting. If you loved those other Transformers films, you'll love this one too; else it's the same old, same old. No real transformation here.

Alien gives it 3 "Transformium" stars out of 4.

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Begin Again

A heartbroken songwriter (Keira Knightley), a fame chasing boyfriend (Adam Levine of Maroon 5), and a disgraced music executive (Mark Ruffalo) with an ex (Catherine Keener) & an estranged daughter (Hailee Steinfeld) struggle to find their dreams in a masterpiece marriage of movie and music. Def Mos and Ceelo Green round out the talented cast. Writer/director John Carney has stepped up his game since his terrific "Once" film. This is a magnificent blend of wonderful actors, a great script, and beautiful music working in perfect harmony. Carney brings a delightful sense of humor to this how-to-create-a-music-album-on -the-cheap while taking audiences on a New York City tour. Don't get up too soon as the credits start to roll or you may miss the kicker the the story's end.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "making street music" stars out of 4.

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Obvious Child

Vaginas, Burps, and Farts... Oh my!

Stand up comedienne Jenny Slate portrays a Jewish wanna be stand-up comedienne whose schtick borders on the vulgar and crass. Her profession & personal life goes into a tailspin starting when her boyfriend dumps her. This is awkward humor centering around a delicate subject when she becomes pregnant and seeks an abortion. This is a romantic comedy that doesn't quite follow the formula. Although it was not Alien's sense of humor, there is an important message here. This one probably has more film critic appeal than general public appeal. Alien was puzzled by the film's title and finally found a connection during the credits with the song "Obvious Child" written and sung by Paul Simon.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "one-night stand" stars out of 4.

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Earth to Echo

It's "Goonies" meets "E.T." when 3 "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" types video record à la "Paranormal Activities" their last days together due to the government's eminent domain claim in their neighborhood forcing their families to move. Strange cell phone interferences send these 3 boys off into the Nevada desert and on a treasure map hunt aiding a small alien that they dub Echo on his journey home. Along the way, these mini musketeers pick up their d'Artagnan and commit a B & E as well as grand theft auto. This cute PG sci-fi adventure is about 14 year olds made for 14 year olds. By the end of 100 minutes, audiences may grow wary of the shaky hand held cam view. If you stay to the end of credits, look for one last hint.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "best friends forever"stars out of 4.

Interesting note:  Originally a Disney production sold off the Relativity Films for distribution.

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Think Like A Man Too

It's "Last Vegas" meets "The Hangover" meets "Bridesmaids" in the sequel to the 2012 film where a group of friends find out their women have been using Steve Harvey's "Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man" book to get more of what they want form their men. The battle of the sexes continues as these men & women arrive in Vegas to sow their wild oats 24 hours before a big wedding. Kevin Hart narrates and dominates with his over-the-top antics. It's classic outrageous "whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" fun & hilarity in this wild romp through sin city. Of course after all of this silliness, things get serious and then finishes with a warm hearted moment. Look for a tribute to Steve Harvey just before the credits and an outtake at the end.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "financial and in-law issues" stars out of 4.

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Let's Be Cops

Two 30-year-old losers (Jake Johnson & Damon Wayans Jr) find a new sense of empowerment when they don police uniforms for a party. It's a comedy of errors as they get mixed with the Russian mob and deeper in trouble with their lie. This mistaken identity premise/action cop spoof is predictable, but is still hilariously funny. Johnson & Wayans have comedy chemistry. For a smaller production project, this "R" rated film packs a big comedy punch. This special advanced screening was held in a pop-up 91-seat semi-trailer theater parked at a IKEA site. This film is not scheduled for release until August 2014.

Alien gives it 3 "eBay loser cruiser" stars out of 4.

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Jersey Boys

Before there was the "Jersey Shores", there were the "Jersey Boys".

Based on the Broadway musical, director Clint Eastwood remasters the behind-the-scenes story of how the iconic sounds of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons came to be. If you are old enough, it is a nostalgic timeline (1951-1990) trip down memory lane punctuated by the list of their greatest hits. See how music used to be made and played. See the darker side of their success and rise to fame. Alien loved the music and the personal insight to the men behind the music. Eastwood orchestrates a wonderful blend of drama and music with a healthy dose of theatrical asides.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Eastwood does a Hitchcock" stars out of 4.

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22 Jump Street

Schmidt (Jonah Hill) & Jenko (Channing Tatum) are back in full force poking fun at buddy cop shows, bromantic comedies, and their own "21 Jump Street". Although it's the same old story but updated to the collegiate level (an excuse for wild frat party and spring break scenes), it still packs in a lot of surprises, cameos, and hilarious twists. This is stupid funny silliness at its best; especially the laughing-at-itself vignettes leading to the credits. But stay through to the end of the credits for one funny bit.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "WHYPHY-WiFi" stars out of 4.

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How To Train Your Dragon 2 (3D)

The gang is all back after 5 years of dragon-viking harmony in Berk, but that's all threatened when Draco Bludvist shows up to try and take over everything for himself. While the original animated film was charming and more kid oriented, this sequel is a bit darker and more battle action driven. The aerial scenes in 3D are spectacular. Strap in for a big time adventure featuring a dragon race, dragon riders, a mysterious dragon whisperer, dragon trappers, alpha dragons, and a duel between fire and ice as Hiccup & Toothless continue their parallel coming of age stories.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "lost & found" stars out of 4.

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Words and Pictures

At a private prep school, a Honors English teacher (Clive Owen) and a Honors Art teacher (Juliette Binoche) are at odds with each other insisting their craft is better than the other's; thus the film's title. This romantic comedy/drama is a little slow to develop, but Owen & Binoche are wonderful as flawed characters with good intentions. For one alcohol threatens to destroy their career & personal life and a physical condition frustrates the other's passion to create & relate. Their charming love/hate rivalry challenges these two individuals who are off their game to elevate themselves and their students to a higher level of achievement. The beauty of the written word and the visual arts are highlighted in this inspirational movie.

Alien gives it 3 "the great debate" stars out of 4.

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The Fault In Our Stars

Hazel Grace Lancaster (Shailene Woodley) and Augustus Waters (Ansel Elgort) are star crossed teenagers who meet in a cancer support group. Woodley & Elgort (real life friends) give phenomenal performances (no fault in these 2 stars) from the cancer patient perspective just trying to be normal and wanting to be treated as normal. You will be bathed in the glow of their love for each other and will be brought to tears at their tragedy. The witty dialogue and a smart script are designed to tug at your heart strings. Teenage girls and incurable romantics will flock to this bittersweet tearjerker. You can't help but root for this engaging young couple through to the bitter end, which shouldn't be unexpected given the Shakespearean title. This film will take you on a marvelous emotional journey.

Alien gives it 4 "An Imperial Affliction: pain demands to be felt" stars out of 4.

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Deliver Us From Evil

It's "Grimm" meets "The Exorcist" when a NYC undercover cop (Eric Bana) investigates seemingly separate crimes but they are all linked to demonic possessions. He and his partner (funnyman Joel McHale for comic relief) are joined by a renegade priest as they try to stop the killings. Classic horror techniques, some a bit cheesy, are employed to provide the scares and startles. If you like blood and guts with some gross and creepy, you may have a good time. At times, filmmakers get a bit carried away with their genre and those moments may seem a little silly or may encourage nervous laughter. This B movie is inspired by a true story, Ralph Sarchie's book "Beware the Night".

Alien gives it 2 ½ "cat crucifixion" stars out of 4.

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Maleficent (3D)

Disney puts a new spin on it's old classic animated "Sleeping Beauty"; now told from a different perspective and in live action. Angelina Jolie and Elle Fanning are perfectly casted and are terrific in this fairy tale about love, war, greed for power, and revenge. The special effects are amazing with magical moor creatures in this delightfully twisted story. "Maleficent" is magnificent and wicked was never so good.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "two sides to the story" stars out of 4.

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Chef

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Chef Carl Casper (Jon Favreau) has his creative passion for cooking stifled by his conservative "don't change it if it ain't broke" restaurant owner boss (Dustin Hoffman). When Casper receives a bad review from a food blog critic (Oliver Platt), he takes it personally and finds himself jobless. He is also dealing an ex-wife (Sophia Vergara) and a son he has been neglecting. Producer/writer/director/star Favreau also calls upon his Marvel friends Iron Man & Black Widow along with John Leguizamo and Bobby Canavale to beef up the cast in this deliciously delightful film about food truck catering, social media, and father/son bonding. This tasty treat with smart dialog will take you from L.A. to Miami to New Orleans to Austin and back. Alien recommends you eat before viewing because the food scenes will have you salivating and a craving for good eats. It is a heartwarming inspirational story about following you passions, but it is also "R" rated, mostly for language and some sexual references.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "El Jeffe Cubanos" stars out of 4.

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Edge of Tomorrow (3D)

It's "War of the Worlds" meets "Groundhog Day" meets "D-Day" with futuristic "Full Metal Jacket"/ "War Machine"/"Black Hawk Down" weaponry and a "50 First Dates" relationship when a reluctant recruit (Tom Cruise) gets shanghaied onto a doomed mission to save the planet and struggles to become the unsung hero of the day. Along the way, he teams up with a revered special forces warrior (Emily Blunt) in a battle against aliens capable of anticipating their enemies every move. This action-packed thrill ride is a series of heart-pounding intense fire fights against an endless army of lightning fast, deadly, multi-tentacled monsters who seem virtually unstoppable. From alpha to omega, it's the ultimate "do over" game that will keep you on the edge of you seat.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "the Angel of Verdun" stars out of 4.

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X-Men: Days of Future Past (3D)

The X-Men in the past and future must fight for survival against the Sentinel threat. Princess Kitty Pryde tells Wolverine-Ken-Obi "you're our only hope" and sends Logan's consciousness back to the 70's to alter mutant history in this action-packed, mind and time bending sequel that will tickle the fancy of X-Men movie fans. Die hard Marvel addicts may cringe at the liberties taken to please the movie fans. Non-comic book readers may find it hard to identify some of the new movie X-Men characters, but you don't need to know their names to enjoy their powers. It's a great storyline that may be predictable, but there still may be some surprises in store for you. Wolverine and Mystique are key to the plot that weighs heavier in the past. At the end of the credits, look for a clue to the next mutant villain, who will be unfamiliar to most.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Raven vs. Mystique" stars out of 4.

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A Million Ways to Die in the West

Producer, writer, director, and star Seth MacFarlane (apparently, that's why he needed 4 assistants; one for each hat he wore) puts his twisted spin on surviving in the Old West. A cowardly sheep rancher (MacFarlane) loses his girlfriend (Amanda Seyfried) when he refuses a gunfight, but learns confidence from a stranger in town (Charlize Theron) in order to stand up to a deadly gunslinger (Liam Neeson). If you love those good old Western films but your sense of humor is bent towards the lewd, crude, and rude, this cowboy spoof may tickle your fancy. The top notch cast also includes Giovanni Ribisi, Sarah Silverman, and Neil Patrick Harris. Alien loved the look of the recreated 1880's Southwest and the beautiful scenic backdrops, but was not so keen on the over-the-top, gross, crass, and off-color gags befitting a frat boy reunion. There are a few clever comedic moments and some surprise cameos. Be sure to stay through the credits to get the last laugh.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "1882 Old Stump, Arizona" stars out of 4.

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Blended

It's "50 First Dates" meets "The Brady Bunch" when a single mom (Drew Barrymore) with 2 boys and a single dad (Adam Sandler) with 3 girls start off on a bad blind date & end up on a blended African vacation together. Barrymore & Sandler work their charm and their pairing is a definite box office draw. The film follows the romantic comedy formula but the plot also branches out with some heartwarming family moments. All of the supporting cast of kids pull their own weight within this cute and delightful comedy about family and raising children. Terry Crews' comedic contributions are funny at first but their repetition borderlines on annoyingly obnoxious after a while. Look for cameos of Sandler's kids in the film and listen for them & their dad during the credits singing an Adam original.

Alien gives it 3 "South African Safari" stars out of 4.

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Godzilla (3D, RPX)

1954's "King of Monsters" and now pop culture icon is back and apparently he has bulked up on steroids. This classic homage to the Godzilla franchise is a modern update where M.U.T.O.s (Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism) reek havoc and destruction on three of America's favorite vacation spots. 3D CGI special effects replace the cheesy antics of men in latex suits stomping though Japanese model miniatures. For Godzilla fans, it's a fun action-packed thrill ride, even though the human hero coincidentally is always in the right place at the right time with the right skill sets. Let your inner child out to play & re-live those childhood thrills about atomic age spawned dinosaurs.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "nature's equalizer & bull in a china shop" stars out of 4.

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Belle

Inspired by a 1779 painting hanging in a Scottish castle, it's the story of an illegitimate bi-racial child of a British admiral raised in an aristocratic society. This fascinating film explores English class prejudices, the status of women, the marriage arrangements, and the insurance value of slaves. This is the British complement to "12 Years a Slave" but with fabulous costumes, star-crossed lovers, and a legal drama. The terrific cast is lead by Tom Wilkinson, Miranda Richardson, and Emily Watson. It is a wonderful movie based on a true story that will fly under the radar of most film goers. But if you give it a shot, you may be pleasantly surprised.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "infamous mulatto" stars out of 4.

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Neighbors

It's "The 'Burbs" meets "Animal House" meets "Parenthood" when a young couple (Seth Rogen & Rose Byrne) with a newborn baby become annoyed by their new frat boys neighbors (Zac Efron, Dave Franco, & Christopher Mintz-Passe). With this cast and premise, it's not hard to guess the brand of "R" rated humor being targeted here. Rogen is always the same one note performer. The good looking, clean cut Efron is cast against type as the conniving frat president. There is nothing creatively funny new in this movie but it's just entertaining enough and could have been a lot worse. The baby is the biggest scene stealer and is the cutest little thing. Be sure to check out the baby pictures during the closing credits.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "Delta Sigh" stars out of 4.

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (3D IMAX)

It's Peter in OSCORP-land when all of web-slinging Peter Parker's (Andrew Garfield) relationships seemed to be connected through OSCORP and they all take a dark turn. Girlfriend Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone) works there, best friend Harry Osborn (Dane Dehaan) becomes head of it, Spider-Man rescuee Max Dillion (Jaime Foxx) is also employed there. Lots of 3D special effects action on the huge IMAX screen as Parker tries to deal with his personal problems amidst battling Electro, the Green Goblin, and the Rhino. Look for hints to the next sequel villains in the Special Projects room. Stan Lee makes his traditional cameo.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Roosevelt" stars out of 4.

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The Other Woman

A smart lawyer (Cameron Diaz), a naive housewife (Leslie Mann), and a voluptuous twenty-something (Kate Upton) discover their man has been cheating on all of them so they band together to seek their revenge. These three ladies are perfectly cast for their roles. Diaz is the sensible leader of the pack, Upton is the dumb blond with the body, Mann is the insanely hilarious clueless nervous wreck who steals the show when Upton isn't moving in slo-mo. This hysterically funny film is loaded with laughs derived from clever dialogue and physical comedy. It's definitely a chick flick for girlfriends to bond together over, especially if they have ever been cheated on.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "roshambo" stars out of 4.

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Brick Mansions

It's RoboCop Detroit sans "RoboCop" meets "Escape from New York" meets "Fast & Furious" with an undercover cop (Paul Walker) and a do-the-right-thing con (David Belle) must rescue a nuclear device and an ex-girlfriend from a powerful crime lord (RZA) in dystopian Detroit. This action-packed Luc Besson remake of the French film "District B13" features thrilling car chases, amazing acrobatics, and slick choreographed close quarters hand-to-hand combat. The director Camille Delamarre also did "Taken 2" & "Transporter 3" if you get my drift. It is a guilty pleasure fun thrill ride for adrenalin junkies.

Alien gives it 3 "parkour performance" stars out of 4.

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The Railway Man

Based on a true story, see how individual lives are effected by time spent in a Japanese POW camp. About 40 years after WWII, a railroad enthusiast (Colin Firth) meets a lady (Nicole Kidman) and they fall in love. However, she soon learns about his battle with post-traumatic stress disorder. This excellent film tells his story, The brutal mistreatment of the POWs may hard to watch for some, but war leaves its mark on everyone. Stay for the credits to see photos and comments about the real life characters portrayed.

Alien gives it 3 "man or monster, revenge or forgiveness" stars out of 4.

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Bears

Follow two bear cubs, Amber & Scout, during their first year as they journey across Alaska with their mom, Skye, in search of food after hibernation. Threaten by an avalanche, a stalking wolf, and other bears, mama bear does her best to care and protect her babies. This Disney Nature movie is beautifully shot with telephoto lens, underwater cameras, and slo-mo film. John C. Reilly does a wonderful job of narration with his unique and humorous style. This family film is fun and educational.

Alien gives it 3 "frolicking & foraging" stars out of 4.

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Million Dollar Arm

It's "Slumdog Millionaire" meets "Trouble with the Curve"when a sports management agency travels to India in search of raw new talent for Major League Baseball. John Ham, Lake Bell, Bill Paxton, and Alan Arkin are the name draws for this inspirational story that sounds too improbable to be believable. However, this film is based on a true story that most people never even heard of. Alien loved the film's sense of humor and the exposure of cultural differences. This fun family film felt Disney-fied just to pitch that perfect plot until the real life photos and clips were revealed during the credits. This January 22, 2014 review has been postpone until the film's official estimated release date in May 2014.

Alien gives it 3 "unconventional recruitment strategy" stars out of 4.

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It is indeed a strange irony that three baseball fans from San Francisco launched a venture in July 2006 that led to the discovery of India's first professional baseball pitchers, who were signed two years later by the Pittsburgh Pirates, the very team that beat the Giants the day the initial idea was conceived.


Million Dollar Arm (revisited)

Alien just got another chance to screen this marvelous film and it seemed even better the second time around. Disney magic knocks one out of the park with great characters, exotic locale, wonderful sense of humor, and lots of heart in this inspirational true story for all of those dreamers out there.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "let's play ball" stars out of 4.

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Oculus

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the deadliest of them all?

Eleven years after witnessing the death of their parents, two traumatized kids grow up to seek answers from an antique mirror suspected of harboring evil spirits. Good performances (from 6 actors playing 4 characters) with a mind-bending plot that blurs the lines between past & present and between reality & fantasy make this low budget film effective and entertaining. The story is more twisted than scary. Today's thrill seekers craving startling CGI special effects may feel deceived by the old style smoke-and-mirrors routine. Some also may be disappointed by the outcome, but it's not totally unexpected considering the horror genre (although more psychological than gory).

Alien gives it 2 ½ "Lasser Glass" stars out of 4.

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Rio 2

In this sequel, our fine feathered friends, Blu & Jewel, along with their three kids leave the city comforts of Rio de Janeiro and venture into the wilds of the Amazon rainforest searching for more of their kind, the rare blue Spix's macaws. Hot on their tail is the vengeful cockatoo, Nigel, and his minions, Gabi the poison dart frog and Charlie the anteater. It's Rio Carnival, road trip, father & child reunion, fish out of water, Amazon's Got Talent, endangered species, save the rainforest, and bird cup soccer all rolled into one delightful animated family fun song-and-dance comedy adventure.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "flock of fun" stars out of 4.

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier

The triple threat team of Captain America (Chris Evans), Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), and Falcon (Anthony Mackie) thrill audiences with their skills to kill in a battle between S.H.I.E.L.D. and HYDRA, where it's hard to tell the good guys from the bad guys. An assassin called the Winter Soldier is HYDRA's mysterious mayhem man with a metal arm. Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) and Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders) are back leading the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.  Robert Redford and Emily Van Camp get featured roles. This action packed special effects spectacular stays true to comic book storyline form. Alien could sense where the film was going but that wasn't a bad thing. The Marvel machine continues their movie magic mesmerizing audiences around the world. Stay seated through the credits for two tease clips hinting to what may be next in stored for future Marvel projects.

Alien gives it 4 "Operation: Insight" stars out of 4.

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Pirate Fairy

A misunderstood fairy, Zarina, exiles herself from Pixie Hollow only to return a year later with a plot to steal blue fairy dust for her new pirate crew mates. This delightful show is the fifth in the Tinker Bell Fairy series and features a typical Disney storyline. It features some switched powers,a mutiny, and Peter Pan connection. If your kids love fairies and pirates, check it out when it comes out on DVD/BluRay on April 1st.

Alien gives it 3 1/2 "Pixie Dust Alchemy" stars out of 4.

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Noah (IMAX)

The classic Biblical tale of Noah (Russell Crowe) has been retooled and retold for today's audiences in epic proportions. This powerfully intense version is not a mild children's Sunday school story. A vegetarian environmentalist/survivalist chosen one faces a heavy burden as he interprets the visions provided by the Creator. Alien was amazed by the special effects and surprised by the violence. Emma Watson & Jennifer Connelly give heart felt performances. This movie focuses on the people in the struggle between good & evil rather than the gathering of animals and the great flood. It is beautifully shot in picturesque Iceland with a full size ark, but it is even more impressive when seen at an IMAX theater.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "man on a mission" stars out of 4.

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Sabotage

Someone is playing a deadly game of 'Ten Little Indians" with a drug-busting team suspected of stealing from the Cartel. This stolen money/murder mystery film reeks of Schwarzenegger testosterone. However, Arnold is getting a little long in the tooth to be as convincing as in his pre-gubenatoral heydays. Although he is smartly surrounded with rugged bad-ass muscle, they seem to be lost in a blood bath of ultra-violence. It's a macho boys club where the guys all have catchy nicknames and the token gal is equally as tough and can really dish it out. See which D.E.A. S.O.T. S.O.B.s end up R.I.P. This is more "shock & awe" than attention to plot details and character development. Why does an undercover agent run around with job initials proudly embroidered like a target on his shirt?

Alien gives it 2 "many blood pools" stars out of 4.

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The Grand Budapest Hotel

The story of a concierge and a lobby boy in the fictional country of Zubrowka is told only as director Wes Anderson could. There are quirky characters rushing about with fast paced narratives & dialogues delivered with dead pan humor amid site gags galore. It is an all star cast with the likes of Ralph Fiennes, F. Murray Abraham, Bill Murray, Adrien Brody, Jeff Goldblum, Harvey Keitel, Edward Norton, Jude Law, Saoirse Ronan, Jason Schwartzman, Tilda Swinton, and Tom Wilkinson. The sets are visually stimulating and rich in color & style. These are all standard elements of a Wes Anderson production. The Grand Budapest Hotel is the backdrop for this murder mystery/prison escape/fugitive on the run comedy. Although isn't my sense of humor, Alien was entertained by some of these crazy antics. 

Alien gives it 2 ½ "Society of Crossed Keys" stars out of 4.

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Divergent

It's "Hunger Games" meets "G.I. Jane" meets "Star Wars" in a future Chicago's dystopian society which is divided into 5 factions in order to insure the peace after a great war. This coming-of-age story has the film's protagonist, Tris Prior (Shailene Woodley), making a life committing decision and undergoing rites of passage before discovering who she really is. She is divergent and doesn't fit into any one faction. It is a complex story that unfolds slowly at first but then the conflicts and battles burst on to the scene. Theo James plays the other main character nicknamed Four, with Kate Winslet, Ashley Judd, Mikhi Phifer, Maggie Q, Jai Courtney, and Zoe Kravitz rounding out the cast. Alien loved this setting of a misguided society maintaining peace through a caste system with corrupted ideals and the band of rebels trying to right the wrongs. After 2 hours 20 minutes, I can hardly wait to see where the train's end-of-the-line takes our heroes in this first episode of a trilogy.

Alien gives it 4 "factions before blood" stars out of 4.

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Muppets Most Wanted

In this sequel, the Muppet Show begins a world tour involving a fake manager (Ricky Gervais) with a plan for a jewel heist and to replace Kermit with an evil twin. Your favorite Muppets are back with their silly antics and shenanigans. It's wonderful family musical comedy entertainment for all as the film pokes fun at prison escape movies and heist capers. Ty Burrell and Tina Fey have major roles with so many guest cameos popping up all over the place. "Party Central" is the hilarious"Monsters University" short that opens for the featured film. Fozzie Bear closes the show at the end of the credits.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Constantine's mole" stars out of 4.

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Heaven is for Real

Based on a true story, a pastor (Greg Kinear) with many jobs in Nebraska begins to question his view of Heaven when his 4 year old son has a near death experience. The boy's revelations stun the family and eventually the town as the media picks up on the story. It is good family film & an inspirational movie with a lot of small town mid-western charm. Look for photos and follow ups of the real family during the credits.

Alien gives it 3 "out of the mouths of babes" stars out of 4.

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Draft Day

A General Manager (Kevin Costner) struggles with NFL draft decisions compounded my pressures from all sides. It is a behind-the-scenes look at some of the complexities and risks behind building a better football team. Football & Fantasy Football fans will love this movie. Non football fans may also be entertained the strategy & gamesmanship as the countdown ticks away. A little bit of humor is interjected to break up the tension of trading draft positions & selecting players for the future.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "football fun while trying to make a big splash" stars out of 4.

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Need for Speed (3D)

Spawned from a video game, it's 50 grades of motor oil paying tribute to many car films moments, including "Bullet", "American Graffiti", "Death Race" and "Cars". This intense white knuckle thrill ride for adrenalin junkies pits the poor blue collar mechanic street racer good guy (Aaron Paul) against the rich entrepreneur professional race driver bad guy (Dominic Cooper) in a spectacular underground street race with million dollar exotic cars and law enforcement hot on their heels. The 3D action is almost nonstop because you get 3 different excuses for racing before the big finale. Michael Keaton plays it over the top and great acting is not required when the stars are the cars and their talented stunt drivers. No CGI effects used here. Amazing stunt crashes and footage. During the credits, look for a funny clip from the men in orange.

Alien gives it 3 "Bugatti Veyron Super Sport, Koenigsegg Agera, Lamborghini Sesto Elemento, McLaren P1, Saleen S7, GTA Spano, and Ford Mustang GT" stars out of 4.

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Non Stop

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Liam Neeson gets taken for a ride in a murder mystery aboard a hijacked plane along with Julianne Moore. He is an alcoholic Federal Air Marshall set up to take the fall as the body count rises every 20 minutes. It's high tension at 40,000 feet with twists and misdirections as you ponder over the many suspects & wonder who do you trust. The situation may be implausible, but it will keep you guessing during this white knuckle thrill ride. The talented Oscar winner Lupita Nyong'o is cast in a wasted role. 

Alien gives it 3 "can I trade you for a window seat" stars out of 4.

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300: Rise of an Empire (IMAX 3D)

How do you follow up after the success of 2006's "300" film? Evidently, you make a prequel/concurrent/sequel combination explaining what happened before, during, and after Leonidas' battle at Thermopylae. Covering up a weak plot and characters, the film makers employ more violence, more blood splatterings, more decapitations, and more cheesy one liners in a one-dimensional 3D movie. Oddly, they even stage a couple of weird sexual tension scenes between the rival Greek and Persian commanders. Loosely based on historical events and characters, this action driven film is but eye candy for blood thirsty adrenalin junkies.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "revenge & avenge" stars out of 4.

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Bad Words

Justin Bateman produces, directs and stars in an adult comedy about a 40-year-old man who finds a loophole in a children's spelling bee contest rules. In the spirit of "Bad Santa", "Bad Teacher", and "Bad Grandpa", see how can someone behaving so wrong can be so funny. Bateman's a--hole character is perfectly paired against a delightful 10-year-old rival contestant (Rohan Chand). Kathryn Hahn & Allison Janney only have minor roles. This film is rated "R" for language (of course), sexual content, and nudity.

Alien gives it 3 "Golden Quill" stars out of 4.

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Mr. Peabody and Sherman (3D)

DreamWorks Animations expands a Rocky & Bullwinkle Show filler,"Peabody's Improbable History", for big screen in 3D giving it more depth with a back story and more personality to it's characters. Originally, a talking dog historian/time traveler, Mr. Peabody, his pet boy, Sherman, & the WABAC Machine showed how they meddled to change history to how we know it today. This modern update establishes a father/son relationship addressing adoption and bullying issues under a space/time continuum adventure filled with doggie jokes and the traditional bad puns. It's 3D animated family fun for all ages. At the end, look for the janitorial sweeper who used to close every episode.

Alien gives it 3 "Set the WABAC Machine for..." stars out of 4.

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Non Stop

This one sounds like "Passenger 57" meets "Red Eye" meets "Taken", but Alien was busy watching a miracle maker to catch that flight. However, my junior critics-in-training on board reported the following:

Comment #1 - Non Stop was good. Exciting and intense action thriller with some good twists.

Comment #2 - Great movie. Loved it. Kept me guessing who the killer was until the very end.

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Son of God

It's the life and times of Jesus Christ from birth to resurrection in Mark Burnett and Roma Downey's condensation of their 10-hour Bible mini series.This action epic is both powerful and inspirational as it effectively uses exotic locales, strong performances, costumes, and special effects to portray the biblical tales of faith and miracles. It's a marvelous visualization of the story most of us have heard before.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "believe in the light" stars out of 4.

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Moms Night Out

Night run to the airport kept Alien from reviewing this film but I manage to obtain some comments from some junior critics-in-training.

Comment #1:  Pretty good. Once is enough for me. Good family film - no swearing or nudity. The story line wasn't very believable for me. The producer/actor was there for Q & A.

Comment #2:  It was good, laugh a lot!!! Enjoyed it.

Comment #3:  Yeah it was fun . Very funny at times.. other times just so-so. But good for one viewing. Christian theme and message. Give it a 2 out of 4 stars

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3 Days to Kill

It's "Jack Ryan" meets "The Transporter" meets "Parenthood" when a terminally ill CIA agent (Kevin Costner) with an ex-wife (Connie Nielsen) & an estranged daughter (Hailee Steinfeld) accepts one last mission for a possible experimental cure. The premise already sounds far fetched without mentioning the squatters, the albino, the purple bicycle, drug side effects, or the mystery man only known as "The Wolf". You'll see Paris as you never have seen it before and the many faces of Amber Heard in a weird Jekyll/Hyde routine. Only Costner's charm could make his cold-blooded killer character likable in this action film with an odd sense of humor to defuse the gratuitous violence. This is pure escapism entertainment but what else would you expect from writer Luc Besson.

Alien gives it 3 "Kill or Die" stars out of 4.

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Pompeii (3D)

It's "Gladiator" meets "The Horse Whisperer" meets "The Impossible" as a love story unfolds under the shadows of the arena and a cloud of ash. Roman arrogance & politics interrupt this contrived romantic tale full of cliché movie theatrics underlining the tragic historical event. The classic plot lines, the stereotypical character types, the costumes, the 3D imagery, the special effects, and the action sequences all come together making it an entertaining movie, regardless of the overly enhanced eruption scenes. Keifer Sutherland and Carrie Ann Moss are the two well known named actors.

Alien gives it 3 "Titanic Event" stars out of 4.

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Winter's Tale

Advertised as not a true story, but a love story, it is more of a fairy tale. A thief (Colin Farrell) on the run from his mentor (Russell Crowe) & his henchmen has his heart stolen by a lady (Jessica Brown Findlay) stricken with consumption. Jennifer Connelly and William Hurt have supporting roles. If you believe in miracles, dream of star-crossed destinies, and enjoy the battle between good and evil, you may like this fantasy tale. Alas, Alien is too logical to buy into this premise that spans a century and involves a magical white horse. Look for a surprise cameo in this weird movie.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "Holy Moses" stars out of 4.
 

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RoboCop (IMAX)

Your favorite Sci-Fi man-machine lawman is back in a reboot featuring more back-story, more politics, and more CGI special effects. Alien liked this more humanized RoboCop version which debates the issue of employing lethal drones for public protection. Swedish unknown, Joel Kinnaman, stars as Alex Murphy/RoboCop with Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, Jackie Earle Haley, Abbie Cornish, Jay Baruchel, and Samuel L. Jackson in supporting roles. Fans of the original should be entertained by the differences, but may be a bit disappointed at the non-tagline climax.


Alien gives it 3 ½ "Tin Man" stars out of 4.

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Vampire Academy

Alien had airport duty and sacrificed my seat to a reluctant reviewer.

L said:  "...not worth paying. A rental at best. Some action scenes. A little drama. There r different groups of vampires (the good & the bad)..."

A said:  "Not worth paying full price for, unless you're a fan of the book series. I rate it about maybe 2.5 (out of 4). Yeah it is smart and sexy and does have some of the Mean Girls spirit and humor with a lot of action and fangs. Decent performances. But it never seemed to fully engage you with characters and the story. Decent..."

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The Monuments Men

During the waning days of the Third Reich, the United States sends their magnificent seven team of art & architecture experts into enemy territory to save irreplaceable world culture stolen by the Nazis & to return them to their rightful owners. Director, co-writer, and star, George Clooney, infuses his comedic charm into this heartbreaking & heartwarming war drama based on a true story. Bill Murray & Cate Blanchett give notable performances in a wonderful cast which includes Matt Damon, John Goodman, & Jean Dujardin. This heroic tale has non-soldiers with minimal training risking their lives for someone else's treasure. Look for Clooney's father, Nick, at the end of the movie.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "message from home" stars out of 4.

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About Last Night

Two best friends/coworkers (Kevin Hart & Michael Ealy) and two girlfriends/roommates (Regina Hall & Joy Bryant) experience the ups & downs of guy/girl relationships. Based on a 1974 play & a remake of the 1986 film, it is a hilarious look at couples dating, living together, and sexual interaction. This is a great date night film that is funny & romantic as it exaggerates that crazy love/hate side of intimate emotional relationships. This adult humor movie is rated "R" for language and sexual content.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "from the bar to the bedroom" stars out of 4.

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God's Not Dead

The lives of several individuals cross paths in a great debate over God's existence. You will hear both sides argued in this thought provoking and inspirational movie. The film isn't preachy, but it's definitely slanted in God's favor. Kevin Sorbo and Dean Cain are the big name draws in this little film that could. Many will discover that this movie is better than they would have suspected. Have some faith and give it a try; you may be pleasantly surprised.

Alien gives it 3 "science & reasoning versus faith" stars out of 4.

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The Lego Movie (3D)

In the battle between good & evil, an ordinary construction worker, Emmet, is suspected of being the chosen one fulfilling the prophecy of saving the Lego world. The humor here seems to be directed more towards adults & older children. The wee kiddies may get a bit bored before the film's end. This animated action/adventure tale feels like a giant product placement ad promoting the wide variety of Lego construction toy themes. As many as 79 Lego mini-figures are featured. However, if you are a brickmaster or a Lego fan, you'll probably love this 3D CGI/stop action movie and find it Lego-licous. The film emphasizes believing in yourself, using your imagination, and being creative. Expect cameos from some of your favorite Lego mini-figures.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Release the Kragle" stars out of 4.

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Labor Day

The lives of two tormented souls (Josh Brolin as an escaped convict and Kate Winslet as a depressed reclusive mother) cross paths on a warm Labor Day weekend in 1987 as recounted the then adolescent son trying to be the man of the house. Two mysterious pasts are slowly revealed in flash back scenes as audiences wonder is it hostage taking or harboring a fugitive. Brolin and Winslet give terrific performances. J.K. Simmons, James Van Der Beek, and Tobey Maguire have very minor roles. If you are a romantic at heart, you may enjoy this sad love story. If not, you may be skeptical about the whirlwind romance.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "easy as pie" stars out of 4.

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That Awkward Moment

Experience some hilarious awkward moments through the mistakes of three best friends (Zac Efron, Michael B. Jordan, & Miles Teller) as they try to date while hanging on to their "bro's before ho's" attitude. This romantic comedy is adult humor fun from the male perspective with guys acting like idiots in their relationships with girls. It is "R" rated for sexual content, language, and nudity (mostly male). Look for some gag reel outtakes during the credits.

Alien gives it 3 "so... where is this going" stars out of 4.

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August: Osage County

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's August on the hot Oklahoma plains when a tragic event brings members of a dysfunctional family together. The amazing Meryl Streep plays the pill-popping cancer-stricken matriarch and the fabulous Julia Roberts is her estranged daughter.  They are surrounded by a superb supporting cast (Margo Martindale, Chris Cooper, Benedict Cumberbatch, Julette Lewis, Abigail Breslin, Julianne Nicholson, Dermot Mulroney, and Sam Shepard). Based on a Pulitzer Prize winning play, it's full of smart dialogue revealing toxic truths, long standing bitterness, and family secrets. This "R" rated dark comedy/drama is peppered with F-bombs and a sense of humor to get you through the rough spots. This movie may not be for everyone but if you like great acting and a Roberts/Streep cat fight, you may enjoy this one.

Alien gives it 3 "a spoon of sugar makes the medicine go down" stars out of 4.

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Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

Jack Ryan is back but don't worry newbies. This fifth film featuring writer Tom Clancy's famed character is a reboot. See how Ryan (Chris Pine) got his start with the CIA and how he goes from covert analyst to field operator. Kevin Costner plays his mysterious mentor. Kenneth Branagh is the film's director & star villain in a terrorist plot to plunge America into financial ruin. It's good espionage action with a questionable Keira go-Knightley girlfriend.

Alien gives it 3 "geopolitics, not couples therapy" stars out o 4.

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Ride Along

It's an "Odd Couple" buddy cop comedy when a tough (Ice Cube) teams up on a ride along with a rent-a-cop police academy hopeful (Kevin Hart) who seeks the approval of his girlfriend's brother. Ice Cube plays straight man to Hart's hilarious fast-talking antics. Even though this type of plot is always predictable, it still is a fun ride filled with lots of laughs. Look for a short clip just after the credits begin to roll.

Alien gives it 3 "The Black Hammer" stars out of 4.

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Nut Job (3D)

It's "Over the Hedge" meets "The Bank Job" when the park animal denizens facing a food shortage must look to the city for their survival through the winter. In a tale of two heists, two gangs cross paths and complicate each other's scheme to gather their riches. This cute 3D animated film is family fun for the young and old. Kids will learn about the double cross, who can you trust, and sacrifice. Look for a surprise animated cameo during the credits.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "shiny silver thingy" stars out of 4.

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The Legend of Hercules (3D)

It's "300" meets "Gladiator" meets "Percy Jackson" when the son of Zeus suffers from "Cinderella" syndrome at the hands of his evil stepfather & stepbrother. A predictable plot has our hero (Kellen Lutz) survive a suicide mission and sold into slavery where he must fight for his freedom against enormous odds in order to save his love from wedding his enemy. The special effects are underwhelming and overproduced. The ho-hum performance by this second banana "Twilight" vampire doesn't bold well for a "Hercules: The Legend Continues".

Alien gives it 2 "Steve Reeves and Kevin Sarbo" stars out of 4.

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Gimme Shelter

A troubled teen (Vanessa Hudgens) is failed by the system and toughen by the hard knocks of bad foster care and an abusive drug-addicted mom (Rosario Dawson). The search for her dad (Brendan Frasier) turns out disappointing so she becomes a runaway until she ends up at a shelter for wayward girls. Hudgens is convincing as the angry jaded girl and Dawson is disturbing as the worst mother ever. James Earl Jones is the inspiration for hope in this heartbreaking & heartwarming movie based on a true story. See photos of the real people represented in this movie during the credits.

Alien gives it 3 "faith, family, & finding love" stars out of 4.

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her

It's "Lars and the Real Girl" meets "Roxanne" meets "2001 Space Odyssey" when a lonely man (Joaquin Phoenix) facing divorce installs an artificial intelligent operating system (voiced by Scarlett Johansson)  and falls in love with it. Set in the near future, this romantic comedy/fantasy/drama is a fresh interpretation of human relationships, frailties, and dependencies on technology. Johansson & Phoenix give outstanding performances; one without a physical body and the other playing it for two. The supporting cast includes Rooney Mara, Olivia Wilde, & Amy Adams in minor roles. This adult film invoking awkward humor is rated "R" for language, nudity, and sexual content.

Alien gives it 3 "socially acceptable insanity" stars out of 4.

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Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

The wildly popular, low budget, big bang for the buck film franchise continues with a Latin flavored spin-off. In Oxnard, California, 2012, bad things happen around boys bitten by something unknown. Film makers keep the mystery & horror going with video footage connecting a witch coven, portals embellished with wicken symbols, and demonic behavior. Look for prior "Paranormal Activity" film bread crumbs scattered about, but they won't really clarify much. Primal fears of things that go bump in the night will keep believers on the edge of their seats. Once again, seemingly real people portrayed by unknown actors sell the believability that this could truly happen.

Alien gives it 3 "electronic Simon Says toy" stars out of 4.

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