30 Minutes or Less

A pizza delivery guy (thus the title; Jesse Eisenberg) gets blackmailed into a bank robbery scheme involving a vest bomb. It's a double buddy film with bad guy idiots versus good guy idiots. With Danny McBride ("Your Highness" and "Pineapple Express") at the helm, you pretty much know what to expect. This predictable script is loaded with F-bombs, implied and referenced sexual acts, and the obligatory titty bar scene. If you like low brow humor, this might be right up your alley for mindless fun. Eisenberg and the wild car driving scenes are the highlights. After the credits, look for a special tanning salon advertisement.

Alien gives it 1 ½ "dumb and dumber take the money and run" stars out of 4.