Spring Breakers

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released and probably plays out its final week in the only theater carrying it in my vicinity.

It's "Girls Gone Wild" meets "Bad Boys" when a couple of Disney sweethearts (Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens) and a 'pretty little liar' (Ashley Benson) hook up with one of the Dopeboys (James Franco). Four college girls, desperate to have some spring break fun in St. Pete, are introduced to a local gangsta/rapper's lifestyle. This "R" rated film is not all drunken fun & games. Expect a generous eyeful of T&A and reckless drinking & drug use before the girls have a life changing experience. Franco is almost unrecognizable, decorated with tattoos, corn rows, and shiny grill work. This eye candy show is a juxtaposition of pretty & ugly, good & evil, and right & wrong. To paraphrase the film, the water is beautiful out here, but beware of the sharks. It's a stressed college student's vacation dream and a worried parent's nightmare come true.

Alien gives it 3 "Spring Break Forever, Bitches" stars out of 4.