The Lone Ranger

It's "Pirates of the Caribbean" meets "Rango" as Disney retells the legend of the Lone Ranger. If you're familiar with the works of director Gore Verbinski and actor Johnny Depp, you shouldn't be surprised by the humor infused into the film along with the outrageous stunts lifted from "Looney Tunes". See how Tonto (Depp) and John Reid/Lone Ranger (Armie Hammer) meet. Learn Disney's definition of Kemo Sabe. It's goofy cartoony fun for almost 2.5 hours with the crazy action peaking with the famous William Tell overture so iconically associated with this masked man with a silver bullet. In the middle of the credits, a senseless scene pops up leading to nowhere.

Alien gives it 3 "bad Indian trade" stars out of 4.