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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Posted on 10:39 PM by thoms
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Lamb, tiger, & wolf... Oh my!

It's "The Strangers" meets "Home Alone" meets scaled down "Die Hard" when a dysfunctional family reunion becomes a game of Ten Little Indians. You can pretty much figure out where this low budget film is going when it opens with a gratuitous sex scene and a barely clothed female strolling past an open sliding glass door. A maul, a machete, and a cross bow are the weapons of choice by a gang of mysterious masked intruders.  The girlfriend, Erin (Sharni Vinson), must "Step Up" to the occasion if anyone is going to survive the night. It's survival of the fittest in this intense murder & mayhem mystery that may surprise you if you don't sweat the details. At times, it's hilariously gruesome with a side of cheese. Just relax and don't take it too seriously.

Alien gives it 3 "yippy-kai-yay, girlfriend" stars out of 4.
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