My Week With Marilyn

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

A determined young man's desire to become involved in the film industry leads him to some memorable Marilyn Monroe moments. See the behind the scenes of movie making where an actor wants to be a film star and a film star wants to be an actor. Michelle Williams is absolutely outstanding and just oozes Marilyn Monroe... sexy, temperamental, playful, insecure, and desperately wanting to be loved. Like Marilyn, when Williams is on screen, you can't take your eyes off of her. It is a charming story of infatuation with an iconic image.

Alien gives it 3 "The Sleeping Prince" stars out of 4.

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The Descendants

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Soak up some local Hawaiian flavor as you realise it's not always the paradise you expected. A hard working lawyer (George Clooney) can barely keep his head above water as he deals with his wife's tragic accident, his troublesome daughters, and the pressures of a multimillion dollar land deal. It's an emotional drama with a dark sense of humor. You will laugh a little and cry a little as you watch this dysfunctional family learn how to cope and grieve during these difficult times. Through it all, the family grows closer and are there for each other. Clooney is the perfect pick for the part.

Alien gives it 3 "love, betrayal, and forgiveness" stars out of 4.

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The Darkest Hour (3D)

It's "The Social Network" meets "Attack on the Block" meets "Skyline" trying to be "War of the Worlds" meets "I Am Legend" in this Russian-made movie about 4 Americans trapped in Moscow when cloaked aliens invade. Zapping humans into ashes is about the only good thing in this sci-fi survival film with a lot of electromagnetic microwave mumble jumble. The 3D effects as well as the dialogue are weak. Hire a known American name (Emile Hirsch) to make it seem like a better movie. It's cheaper to CGI invisible creatures. "The Darkest Hour" is more of a forgettable hour and a half.

Alien gives it 2 "Faraday Cage" stars out of 4.

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The Girl in the Dragon Tattoo

Two investigative reporters, one disgraced by a libel suit (Daniel Craig) and the other a pierced tattooed computer hacking ward of the state (Rooney Mara), become involved in solving a 40 year old missing person case. It's an intriguing mystery with a fascinating lead character that you can't take your eyes off of. Sweden's harsh bitter backdrop sets the tone of the heroine's bleak and brutal world. Don't underestimate this inked nonconformist because she is highly intelligent, but more importantly, don't dare to cross her. If you like the bad girl type, you love this dark soul. For the squeamish, beware of graphic images of murder and rape as well as nudity in explicit sex scenes. The story plays out slowly during its 2 ½ hours, but it is well worth it. Alien did have trouble with the accents and keeping track of who is who in the family of crazies.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Leviticus" stars out of 4.

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The Adventures of Tintin (3D)

It's "Indiana Jones" meets "Pirates of the Caribbean" as a boy reporter, Tintin, stumbles onto a hidden treasure clue and ends up competing against the bad guys. Director Steven Spielberg's artistic film making talents are evident in this amazing motion capture animated visual treat. Based on a Belgium comic book, this adaptation is a rousing non-stop action adventure thriller. The mystery incorporates a pirate story, a clever dog, a pickpocket, two detectives, and a freighter. It is good family entertainment if the kiddies are not too young. Hints of beginning another treasure hunt are made by film's end.

Alien gives it 3 "Mystery of the Unicorn" stars out of 4.

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War Horse

Steven Spielberg combines the concept of "a boy and his dog" and "lovers separated by the war" into a moving story about a young man, Albert, his horse, Joey, and the odyssey they endure through WWI. See how the lives of many are touched by this noble steed with a big heart and lots of determination. Spielberg directs an emotional movie on an epic scale that may bring a few tears to your eyes. The film runs nearly 2 ½ hours long, but you'd never notice because the story is so captivating.

Alien give it 3 ½ "caught in no man's land" stars out of 4.

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Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (IMAX)

Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) and his IMF team get framed and must stop a nuclear war threat all on their own. This fourth franchise film features some of the most thrilling and spectacular stunt scenes imagined as the heart pounding action takes us from the Kremlin to Dubai to Mumbai. It's classic Mission Impossible deception and high tech gadgetry. The movie is an incredible thrill ride for adrenaline junkies like its star. The story is rather simple, the aerial shots are breath taking, and the action is death defying. Mission Impossible movie fans can definitely expect it to ooze Cruise.

Alien gives it 3 "disavowed" stars out of 4.

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Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

A British Hero battles an evil villain in a world domination plot involving a big fight scene on a honeymoon train, a sniper, a fake face, a Gypsy camp, breaking codes, and the hero's famed novel version's death scene being staged... but isn't that the first James Bond film, "From Russia with Love"? Well, director Guy Ritchie has brought back his favorite Arthur Conan Doyle characters and his unmistakable movie style while striving for bigger impact. Holmes is a master of disguise and is always a few steps ahead of everyone else. It's a strategic chess game as Holmes plays a cat and mouse game with his arched nemesis, Professor Moriarty. Alien was impressed with the slo-mo special effects and surprised with the sense of humor. If you liked the first film, you'll probably love this sequel and hope for a trilogy.

Alien gives it 3 "urban camouflage" stars out of 4.

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Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

It's "The Love Boat" meets "Gilligan's Island" meets "Castaway" as our squirrelly little friends make their third big movie appearance. Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jennette, Eleanor, Dave, and Ian return for more high-pitched hijinks, song, and dance. It's good squeaky clean family fun for the kiddies with a parental message of trusting and letting your children grow up. Stay seated during the credits for additional airline antics and jet set jokes.

Alien gives it 3 "crank up the frequency for cute chipmunk chaos" stars out of 4.

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New Year's Eve

Director Gary Marshall has applied his "Valentine's Day" romantic comedy formula to another emotionally charged holiday. A star studded cast along with many surprise cameos steer you through an intricate set of story lines involving a bucket list, competitive pregnant mothers, a deathbed patient, a rock star, a caterer, a New Year's Eve party, and the Times Square's ball drop. The movie may be cliché, but it was still better than Alien expected. It is a fun mindless sentimental film with a message of love, forgiveness, and second chances that will make you laugh and maybe shed a tear or two. See if you can figure out which characters may be connected to another one. Stay for the hilarious blooper reel during the credits.

Alien gives it 3 "Have a Little Faith in Me" stars out of 4.

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Young Adult

A delusional, possibly alcoholic, has-been ghost writer (Charliize Theron) for a Young Adult novel series, "Waverly Prep", returns to her hometown to win back her former boyfriend (Patrick Wilson). Throw in Patton Oswald as a crippled geek into this dark comedy of mini high school reunion with sad and pathetic undertones which make it more disappointing than hilarious. Writer Diablo Cody tries to create a grownup version of "Juno", but it is not nearly as funny.

Alien gives it 2 "Nipple Confusion" stars out of 4.

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We Bought A Zoo

It's an adventure... with lions, tigers, and bears... oh my!

After a tragic loss, a family makes a big move hoping to help improve their healing process and ends up owning a troubled wildlife park with a motley crew of critter caretakers. Director Cameron Crowe has assembled Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson, Elle Fanning, an adorable little girl, a moody teenager, and some awesome zoo animals actors in this touching true story that will make you laugh and cry. It's a heartwarming film dealing with grieving and finding 20 seconds of courage.

Alien gives it 3½ "why not" stars out of 4.

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Hugo 3D

When an orphaned boy (Asa Butterfield) who lives in a train station meets the goddaugther (Chloe Grace Moretz) of a toymaker (Ben Kingsley), the adventure begins to solving the mystery of the mechanical man. Director Martin Scorsese is paying homage to the movie magic of the first films. The visuals and the 3D effects are spectacularly stunning. The film is beautifully crafted and acted. Sacha Baron Cohen (as the Station Inspector) always brings his unique characterizations to his performances. Though it looks like a kids film, the plot takes a while to develop in it's 130-minute length and may lose those with short attention spans.

Alien gives it 2½ "tinker in the clock tower" stars out of 4.

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Arthur Christmas 3D

It's "Twas the Night Before Christmas" meets "Mission Impossible" meets "Close Encounters" as Santa and his elves try to complete their deliveries. Meet the Claus family in this modern twist to the Santa story. Plenty of action and a creative script make this a charming and delightful holiday favorite for the whole family. The fun and laughs play to the young and the old. Justin Bieber kicks off this 3D holiday treat with a "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" music video preview.

Alien gives it 3 "son of Santa" stars out of 4.

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The Muppets

Two brothers and a girlfriend, Gary (Jason Segel), Walter (another Muppet), and Mary (Amy Adams) try to raise money to save the old Muppet Studios. It's art imitating life in this reunion of yesteryear's classic Muppet characters gathered to perform some of their famous bits. Like the original Muppet Show, the movie features old fashion musical numbers and corny jokes from human and silly puppet creatures. Also, expect a cavalcade of cameo appearances. It's a fun family film for the little kiddies and a nostalgic amusement for some adults. For Alien's tastes, the film needed more Swedish Chef, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and Beaker. The best part of the screening was Pixar's Toy Story Toon opener starring a small fry Buzz Lightyear guy in a spoof of Happy Meal toys and the fast food franchises.

Alien gives it 2 "Telethon" stars out of 4.

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

This chapter of the Twilight Saga opens with every girl's dream of a beautiful wedding (in "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" style), a wonderful honeymoon, and a night of passion. Then things get darker when Bella develops medical complications which threaten her life. Film fans of the series won't be disappointed as this romance novel seems to get better and better. It's a lighthearted look at human events with a vampiry and wolfy twist. Alien was surprised at the humor infused into the storyline. Emotions and drama build to a peak with another wolf pack/Cullen clan clash. The movie will have you mesmerized from the Jacob's shirtless start to Bella's eye opening ending. Stick around for the credits for one more foretelling saga scene.

Alien gives it 3½ "hybrid cutie" stars out of 4.

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Like Crazy

It's a bittersweet love story between an American boy (Anton Yelchin) and an English girl (Felicity Jones) who fall in love at college and struggle to keep up a long distance relationship. The unscripted dialogue gives the movie a feeling of being unguided. This slow moving film did not work for alien because these two never felt like a real couple in love. As the lovers try to deal with their on and off again relationship, their togetherness seemed more and more awkward and uncomfortable. By the end, the couple gets what they want... or do they?

Alien gives it 1 "if you are not with the one you love, love the one you are with" stars out of 4.

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Happy Feet Two 3D

It's "Parenthood" meets "Stomp" as Mumbles Junior sets off own his own adventures across the frozen tundra. This 3D sequel uses a little less song and dance and a lot more story to deliver a fabulous family film. Most of your favorites are back, but two new characters, Will and Bill the Krills, steal their scenes with their subtle adult humor. Everyone can enjoy this crowd pleaser with terrific family values like "where there is a will, there is a way" and "it takes a village". Audiences will have an avalanche of fun. If you stay for the credits, you can play pop the 3D bubbles.

Alien gives it 3½ "global warming" stars out of 4.

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The Immortals 3D

Gods, titans, and a virginal oracle... oh my!

It's the "300" meets "Clash of the Titans" when a peasant must stop a ruthless king from releasing the titans. This CGI extravaganza is a visual feast for the eyes, but oddly, the epic backdrops look both realistic and artificial at the same time. Audiences will be treated to battle scenes galore; man vs man, man vs gods, and gods vs titans. It's a slo-mo, blood splattering, killing spree. These filmmakers have a unique interpretation and visualization of Greek mythology. It's a tale of fate and faith that hints at a possible storyline for a sequel.

Alien gives it 3 "Zeus' Law" stars out of 4.

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Martha Marcy May Marlene

The title is a mouthful and represents the names used by a confused young girl (Elizabeth Olsen) who returns home to her sister after escaping from a cult commune. It's a disturbing and depressing cry for help. Olsen, the younger sibling of those famous twins, gives an outstanding performance and proves that there is some real acting talent in the family. Frequent flashbacks document the brainwashing process of the young influential mind. alien was puzzled by the ending, but was glad the film was finally over.

Alien gives it 1 "parents' nightmare" star out of 4.

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J. Edgar

It's the man behind the FBI meets "Brokeback Mountain" in director Clint Eastwood's Hoover exposé. Whether it's fact or fiction, Eastwood creates a fascinating biography of one of America's most powerful and feared man in government. To keep is potential enemies at bay, Hoover kept confidential files of dirty secrets, while yet he may have been hiding one dark secret of his own. Filmed in muted colors, this movie captures the look of this historical period while giving us glimpses of such names as Kennedy, King, Lindbergh, and Temple. Leonardo DiCaprio's performance is phenomenal as he carries the audience through a slow-paced 140 minutes. The movie is a terrific character study on what this remarkable man may have been like.

Alien gives it 3 "information is power" stars out of 4.

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War Horse

Not scheduled to open until Christmas Day.

While Alien was having a high holiday time with Harold and Kumar, my assistant reporter SW filed this review:

This movie is a great adventure for everyone. The movie is set in rural England and Europe during the first World War where England is at war with Germany. A horse named Joey is raised by a boy to be a farmhand until Joey is sold to the British Army. The boy tells the horse that someday they will be back together. This is a tale that describes how a horse touches the lives of many people, including children, family, British and German soldiers. Steven Spielberg makes you feel that the horse is telling the tale, using many short stories with humor and emotions. Definitely a magnificent movie with many touching scenes. There were teary eye movie goers during and at the end of the movie. It's a 4+ out of five for me.


Another viewer's comment:

WAR HORSE reminds me of GONE WITH THE WIND! Amazing horse!!!

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A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas

The title pretty much explains exactly what you are going to get in this third outrageous misadventures of those stoner boys. Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) are now estranged with their own personal problems, but fate has brought them back together in search for the perfect Christmas tree. The film is absolutely hilarious as it pokes fun at the Christmas themes, its own stars, and this franchise while exploiting 3D effects to the max. It is the most inappropriate fun that pushes the limits of common decency, so leave the kids at home for this adult humor. It's "R" rated for nudity, language, and drug abuse. Harold and Kumar fans will be delighted with this twisted holiday special.

Alien gives it 3 "wafflebot" stars out of 4.

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Anonymous

Do you like conspiracy theories?

This marvel film proposes that William Shakespeare was a fraud and didn't actually write those famous plays and sonnets. Excellent actors, costumes, and sets give a stunning visual to what Elizabethan life would have looked like. This intriguing film recounts tales of betrayal and tragedy in the royal and the literary worlds. Alien wishes he would have conducted some research of English history prior to the screening to better understand who was who. The flashbacks further contributed to the ID confusion. The film skillfully manipulates an alternate version of the past.

Alien gives it 3 "ink stained fingers" stars out of 4.

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The Rum Diary

Set in 1960, a writer/journalist (Johnny Depp) takes a new job with a local newspaper and becomes involved with a shady businessman's (Aaron Eckhart) land development scheme. This quirky dramedy is beautifully shot in Puerto Rico. While the features Carnival, the sexy Amber Heard, some cock fighting, a voodoo spell, fire-breathing acts, and some crazy car scenes, the plot doesn't really go anywhere. The movie mostly follows this trio of odd characters, but strangely enough, Depp's portrayal seems to be the more normal of the bunch. Most may feel it's a waste of time watching these actors getting wasted on screen.

Alien gives it 1½ "some rum dumb days" stars out of 4.

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In Time

Imagine an alternate universe where no one is supposed to live more than 25 years. There, time is money, literally, and no one can afford to waste it. It's "Robin Hood" meets "Bonnie and Clyde" as a couple of time bandits try to change their world while evading the "time keeper", a time cop. The film creates a fascinating, but depressing society which obsesses over time instead of money. Issues of immortality, greed, and segregation are brought up. Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried star as a couple brought together by circumstance and forced to live day by day.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "give so you can live" stars out of 4.

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Puss in Boots 3D

Fairy tale fans, cat lovers, and Zorro zealots will enjoy this 3D animated feature detailing Puss' origin and background before meeting up with Shrek. Joining him on his misadventures is Kitty Softpaws, Humpty Dumpty, and Jack & Jill. Brace yourself for cat and egg jokes in this tale of revenge. It's a cute kiddie film that adults can enjoy too.

Alien gives it 3 "magic beans" stars out of 4.

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The Three Musketeers

It's Alexander Dumas' famed trio trapped in the blended world of "The Matrix", The Wild, Wild West, and "Master and Commander". The filmmakers have taken great liberties to amp up and supercharge this literary classic for today's younger generation. The special effects are amazing and the 3D effects are eye-popping. Toss in Percy Jackson (Logan Lerman) as the young brash hero and Resident Evil's Alice (Milla Jovovich) as the double-crossing femme fatale for good measure. Orlando Bloom seems to be miscast as the English foe and talentedly evil Christoph Waltz is underutilized. The costumes and sets are elaborate and stunning. The insane action is over-the-top. The film is mindless fun and not meant to be taken seriously. Alien thought is was better than expected after viewing the trailer. At the end, don't leave too soon or you may miss the segue to the possible sequel.

Alien gives it 3 "warships and airships" stars out of 4.

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Paranormal Activity 3

Remember the sisters from the first two Paranormal Activity films? Well, they are back as little girls and will spook audiences again. The crafty filmmakers are following their famous fright formula because it works. It works because the families feel real and natural, and everyone has heard those things that go bump in the night and wonder what was that. The film pits believers against non-believers. The special effects are relatively small, but immensely powerful and eerily startling. It takes normal scenes and puts a supernatural twist to them. Do you believe it ghosts and witches? Are your kids' imaginary friends real? If you liked the first two, you'll probably love this one and wonder where the next one will take you. Alien liked the oscillating cam shots and the filmmakers fright tactics. It's the best of the bunch.

Alien gives it 3 "beware of Toby" stars out of 4.

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Margin Call

Inspired by the 2008 financial crisis, an investment firm begins a corporate fire sale when it gets caught in a sh*t storm. Although this 24-hour behind-the-scenes story runs a bit dry with lots of financial speak, Alien did like the interesting characters caught in this stressful situation. The all-star cast includes Kevin Spacey, Jeremy Irons, Simon Baker, Zachery Quinto, Stanley Tucci, and Demi Moore who all must face some tough financial and moral decisions. It is a sad and scary tale that may make you angry enough to occupy Wall Street or a city park in protest. This is a timely stock market horror film that probably hardly anyone will see. This film is rated "R" for all of the F-bombs dropped.

Alien gives it 2 "our loss is your gain" stars out of 4.

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Johnny English Reborn

It's Mr. Bean plays James Bond in Rowan Atkinson's second portrayal of his bumbling spy spoof character. A disgraced MI7 secret agent gets called back to service to stop an assassination attempt by Vortex members. If you like silly comedies, the French has Clouseau and the British have English. Atkinson is pretty much a one note act, but if you can stand him, you may be entertained. Alien finds his brand of humor very obvious and predictable (therefore, more amusing than hilarious), but many in the audience were were laughing heartily at his inane antics. Stay for the credits for Atkinson's most clever bit, conducting a cooking concerto. At least he finishes on a positive note.

Alien gives it 2 "with age, you gain wisdom" stars out of 4.

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Tower Heist

It's "The Hot Rock" meets "Ocean's 11" when a wealthy securities defrauder (Alan Alda) tries to avoid prison and a building manager (Ben Stiller) seeks justice for his co-workers. The casting is genius with the assemblage of Eddie Murphy, Casey Affleck, Matthew Broderick, Téa Leoni, and "Precious" little Gabourey Sidibe who steals her scenes. The clever script with its twists and turns will keep you guessing and laughing. Audiences will be treated to a view of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade that they'll never forget. The film just gets funnier and funnier as this crazy caper hysterically escalates and the plot thickens.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "the Marshall Swindle and Checkmate" stars out of 4.

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The Thing

It starts off with a dirty Norwegian joke and the discovery of a structure & a specimen that sends a team of scientists to the arctic. Unfortunately, they dig up more than they bargain for and must find the enemy hiding among them. This sci-fi horror film has the usual implausibilities, but there are enough frights, scares, and special effects to keep the fans interested. A better film would have paid more attention to its script than focusing on the effects. Alien would recommend seeing or reviewing the two previous movies of the same name to fully appreciate this film. This one is Alien's least favorite. Be sure to stay through the credits for some key scenes.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "trust no one" stars out of 4.

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The Big Year

Three obsessed birders (Owen Wilson, Jack Black, and Steve Martin) strive for the "Big Year" and the Audubon Society's title of Best Birdwatcher of the Year. Wilson, Black, and Martin each bring their unique comic stylings to this silly throw-back to the "Great Race"/"Cannonball Run" days. There is no raunchy humor, but Alien was surprised by the one obscene hand gesture. Look for a lot of familiar faces in cameo situations. Enjoy the great outdoors while spotting the featured birds, bird names, and bird sounds. It's a light hearted romp with a family message about the cost of winning. This film is better than it sounds.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "carpe annum" stars out of 4.

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The Ides of March

George Clooney writes, directs,and stars in a behind the scenes look at a political campaign for the presidency. As the March 15th Ohio Democratic Primary approaches, out comes the dirty politics, extortion, and back stabbing as individuals (involving a governor, campaign managers, an intern, and a reporter) jockey for position to get the upper hand. The all star cast of Clooney, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Giamatti, Ryan Gosling, Evan Rachel Wood, and Marissa Tomei play their roles perfectly. See if you can predict the winners and losers in this political race.

Alien gives it 3 "spin city" stars out of 4.

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Dream House

Is it "Amity Horror", "Shutter Island", or some other nightmare as the audience tries to solve the murders in dad's dream house? Daniel Craig, Rachel Weiss, and Naomi Watts star in this slow to unfold mystery of who is Peter Ward. You'll have to see for yourself if this movie is clever or deceitful.

Alien gives it 2 "slaughter house" stars out of 4.

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Machine Gun Preacher

Based on a true story, a drug addict/biker/ex-con (Gerard Butler) finds God and decides to make a difference for Sudanese orphans. The film can be hard to watch at times due to the realistic portrayals of war atrocities. The plight of these child victims may bring tears to your eyes. Alien was disappointed in the hero who wasn't very sympathetic. During the credits, look for photos of the real life characters.

Alien gives it 2 "one man's dream or obsession" stars out of 4.

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Killer Elite

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Professional assassins, British spies, and an ailing sheik in exile are involved in a deadly mission leaving a trail of "accidental" deaths. There is a lot of mystery and political intrigue surrounding some thrilling chase and hand-to-hand combat scenes. Jason Statham does what he does best as he tries to complete his mission while playing a cat and mouse game with Clive Owen in hot pursuit. Toss in Robert De Niro as Stathan's mentor for good measure. These tough guys and some intense action scenes carry this film through a foggy script that will make you wonder what really happened here. This film is based on a controversial true story book which British Intelligence denies.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "Feather Men" stars out of 4.

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Real Steel

Welcome to World Robot Boxing or How I Spent My Summer Vacation.

It's "Rocky" meets "Transformers" where real men like Hugh Jackman play "Rock'em Sock'em Robots" on a mega scale. Jackman is a washed-up fighter, an absentee father, and a bad bet who uses a custody battle to finance his next project. The son is adorable in a boy-and-his-dog type story line. Most will be attracted by the robot bashing bouts, but they will be sucker punched by the touching father/son bonding message. Kids who like robots and video games will love this steel-on-steel pounding action ride. Yes, parts are violent, but it's really cool bloodless robot violence. See how a junkyard G2 shadow-boxing sparring robot with a pint-size manager can advance from the no-holds-barred underground arenas to a "David and Goliath" match for the World Title. It's high-tech versus old school, but Alien won't divulge the outcome. "Real Steel" is the real deal, a big-time knockout with a heart. Audiences will be rooting for a "Real Steel II: The Return of Atom".


Alien gives it 3 ½ "The Little Bot That Could" stars out of 4.

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Footloose

This updated remake of the 1984 Kevin Bacon classic is a nearly scene-for-scene, line-for-line, name-for-name copy, complete with red boots and a yellow VW bug. Only minor variations occur in this iconic homage, like moving the locale from the Midwest to the South. A big-city boy leads an effort to repeal a small town's anti-dancing law. This film is not bad, but it's just not original and doesn't try to put any interesting twist to it. The script is predictible and a bit corny, but that "Footloose" theme song is toe tapping irresistible. Teens will like this rebellion against stupid adult rules.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "carbon copy" stars out of 4.

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Abduction

It's Jason Bourne meets "From Russia with Love" in this mis-titled espionage action thriller. A high school student (Taylor Lautner) working on a sociology project uncovers secrets which makes him suspicious of his past and the people around him. This is a good non-"Twilight" starring role vehicle for Lautner featuring his athleticism and quiet charisma. He manages to escape his wolf boy image, but doesn't stretch far beyond it. Director John Singleton keeps the action rolling and exploding with Lautner on the run from the bad guys and the good guys. This descent script has plausible explanations to events with acceptable flaws that make the movie work. It's classic escapism fare crafted for the teens, yet enjoyable entertainment for older generations too.

Alien gives it 3 "the list" stars out of 4.

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Drive

It's a poor man's "Transporter" when Ryan Gosling climbs into the driver's seat for a job. He is a talented but shady character whose life changes he meets a pretty girl (Carey Mulligan) and her little boy. The script is fairly predictable except for the camera-lingering-uncomfortably-too-long scenes, the musical song selections blaring too loudly, and the excessively graphic scenes of violence. It's a shame that a good cast (also featuring Bryan Cranston, Ron Perlman, and Albert Brooks) is wasted in this bad film. It's a bloody mess that can't be ruined by bad reviews because the film self-destructs on its own.

Alien gives it 1 ½ "beware of the scorpion" stars out of 4.

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Moneyball

Follow the story of Oakland A's general manager Billy Beane (Brad Pitt) as he tries to reinvent how the game of baseball is played. His plan is to use computers and statistics to compete against the big spenders teams while his team is on a shoe string budget. Alien was delightfully surprised by the subtle bits of humor sprinkled throughout Aaron Sorkin's screenplay. You don't have to be a baseball fan to enjoy this "Little Engine That Could" story.

Alien gives it 3 "winning with less" stars out of 4.

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Straw Dogs

It's "Brave One" meets "Deliverance" in a remake of Sam Peckinpah's 1971 original which alien never saw. When Amy-cakes (Kate Bosworth) returns to Blackwater, Mississippi with her husband (James Marsden), trouble starts to brew between them and the local rednecks. James Woods and Alexander Sarsgard play their villainously roles expertly. The movie is marvelously crafted and acted, but is hard to watch due the graphic violence portrayed. This film is not for the squeamish, but if you like being terrorized by backwater bullies, you might enjoy this creepy cup of Southern hospitality.

Alien gives it 3 "bear trap" stars out of 4.

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Contagion

It's "Outbreak" on a global scale updated with today's science and fears. As the deadly disease days start to count off, the body count exponentially climbs while the Center for Disease Control, World Health Organization, and Homeland Security search for answers. An all star cast represents diverse points of views and actions during mass panic in epidemic proportions. There are so many stories trying to be told here that the film feels more like a fragmented documentary than a normal movie. You will be exposed to the many good and bad sides of human nature as desperation and paranoia sets in. It's a scary look at a very realistic possibility that no one wants to face for real. After viewing this panic attack, you may re-evaluate your ideas about sanitation and personal safety. Break out the guns and hand sanitizer.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "EMV-1" stars out of 4.

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Warrior

An estranged father and two brothers cross paths at a single-elimination mixed martial arts tournament labeled the "War by the Shore" in Atlantic City. The caged ultimate fighting bouts are brutal and the family's back stories are heart-breaking. It's another Cinderella story complete with a Rocky-ish Russian foe. Down to the inevitable showdown, which side will you root for, with the high school students or with the Marine Corps? This double ultimate underdog story reaches way out to tug on all of your heartstrings. The explosive action in the ring will pummel your senses.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "fighting for family and forgiveness" stars out of 4.

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The Debt



Three Israeli Mossad agents' plans to bring a Nazi war criminal to justice go awry in this psychological spy thriller. Two sets of actors play these agents 30 years apart in a struggle over truths and lies. Helen Mirren is once again excellent as well as Jessica Chastain. They play the older and younger versions of the Rachel character. Chastain is Alien's new favorite actress to watch and can also be seen in "The Help". This film asks at what price are you willing to pay for patriotism and what would you do if you were face to face with pure evil.



Alien gives it 3 "The Surgeon of Birkenau" stars out of 4.

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Seven Days in Utopia



Golf and a Sunday sermon share the stage when a talented pro golfer (Lucas Black) with a demanding father and "Anger Management" issues has a lone star meltdown and takes a "Doc Hollywood" detour in Utopia, Texas. Stranded, this "Luke" meets his Yoda mentor in an old rancher (Robert Duvall) who teaches him golf lessons through fly fishing, painting, and washer tossing. God is the spiritual "Force" in this motivating movie about being reborn as a better person. Alien expects the ending will take most by surprise.



Alien gives it 2 ½ "see it, feel it, and trust it" stars out of 4.

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The Lion King (Special 3D Edition)



Disney has enhanced their classic 1994 circle of life story about a young boy lion learning life's lessons and remembering who he is. The story, the songs, and the animation are still excellent, but the 3D effects add a glorious richness to the images on the big screen. This sparkling gem has been cleaned and polished for a re-introduction to a new generation of film goers.



Alien gives it 3 ½ "the pride of Pride Rock" stars out of 4.

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Colombiana



A young girl suffers from "Dark Knight" syndrome when her parents are murdered by a Colombian drug lord. Thus she gives up her dreams of becoming Xena, Warrior Princess, and decides to become a killer. It is a very thin and obvious plot of vengeance strung together by a series of slick action scenes. If you have seen "The Professional", "Transporter", and "Taken" you may recognize Luc Besson's handy work, but this weak script reeks more of "Transporter 2" with many Mission: Implausible situations. However, who cares if Zoe Saldana is prancing around scantily clad and with machine guns blazing. One sequence of her slinking around in a tight lycra outfit has Alien questioning the choice of Anne Hatheway as Catwoman in the next Batman movie. Too bad, Saldana can only stay two steps ahead of the police, the FBI, the CIA, and the Cartel because Besson wrote it that way. You'll probably enjoy this one more if you don't take it seriously and chuckle at the ridiculous moments like the bathroom brawl featuring a towel and toothbrushes as weapons.



Alien gives it 2 "coincidental orchid" stars out of 4.

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Dolphin Tale (3D)



It's "Flipper" meets "How to Train Your Dragon" in an inspirational story about dealing with disabilities. An underachieving social misfit loner finally becomes engaged when he takes an interest in an injured dolphin who washes ashore. This touching family film is about rescue and rehab as well as friendship and family. Kids will have a fun time relating to the on screen antics. The best 3D shots are of the underwater scenes. Ashley Judd, Harry Connick Jr., and Morgan Freeman star in this film. Stay for the credits to see real life footage of Winter, the star and inspiration of the film. The film doesn't open until September 23, so check out Winter's story at www.seewinter.com.



Alien gives it 3 "swimming with the dolphins" stars out of 4.

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Don't Be Afraid of the Dark



It's "Gremlins" meets "The Bogey Man" meets "Pandora's Box" when a child's worst nightmare comes true in this remake of a 1973 made-for-TV movie. An unwanted child looking for a friend, an old house with a secret past, and an ancient folklore combine for a creepy suspense thriller. Bailee Madison is adorable as the misunderstood daughter. Katie Holmes is likable as the caring stepmother figure. Guy Pearce is irritating as the dad who ignores his daughter. If you view this film through a child's eyes, you'll have a good enough fright from the classic scare tactics. But if your adult brain takes over, you'll realize some of the plot flaws. The movie isn't terrorizing, but if you jump at things that go bump in the night and fear what lurks in the shadows, you'll may want to sleep with the lights on.



Alien gives it 2 "old school night terrors" stars out of 4.

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Fright Night (3D) Revisited



Alien has discovered how to enhance a second viewing of this frightfully fun film. By wisely choosing your movie mates, you too can have a 4D experience during this delightful 3D vampire film. Select somewhat vocal, moderately animated, and slightly skittish friends to sit next to you and you'll enjoy their fright, their tension build up, and general jumpiness as they react, shriek, and lean into you. It's better than surround sound. I thank my special movie friend for adding another half star to tonight's screening experience.



Alien gives this repeat performance 3 ½ "special fourth dimensional" stars out of 4.

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Conan the Barbarian (3D)



It's "300" without the stylistic killings meets "Sinbad" meets a hunky hero without the Arnold accent. A warrior woman's battle bred son, Conan, is born by combat Cesarean and thus the bloody legend begins. Big battle scenes and good villains are the high points. The lack of 3D effects in a 3D film are the low points (the only noticeable 3D effects are of the opening studio logo and the ending film credits). An evil tyrant with a Freddy Kruger armed voodoo daughter searches for bone shards of a power mask and the pretty "Polly" pureblood so he can regain his mate and become a god. At least 3 CGI expert teams (Bulgarian, Chinese, and Indian) drive this special effects spectacular. Alien found the sandmen particularly interesting. Don't be surprised by the nubile nakedness on this ride through Barbarian World where macho men grunt and howl in their victories.



Alien gives it 2 ½ "forged in Sumerian steel" stars out of 4.

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Final Destination 5 (3D)



There is nothing final in this movie series about how you can't cheat death. Alien knows he has seen one of the previous film. He's just not sure which one, but it doesn't really matter because they are all the same. In the latest film, a premonition seems to spare 8 people, headed for an office retreat, from certain disaster; only to fall victim to some freakish accidents later. This may sound repetitiously boring, but it's not because each "accident" is set up to keep you guessing exactly when and how it is going to happen. Each one is spectacularly heighten with 3D grizzly gore goodness. Audiences will groan with glee at each one. It's not a great film by any means; it's just a fun guilty pleasure for some.



Alien gives it 3 "wrinkle in reality" stars out of 4.



Final Destination 5 (Revisited)



Alien has just viewed an over night marathon of all five films and now I get this homage to the original and its successors. Be sure to watch the first film if you want to fully appreciate number five. This latest release is the best of the bunch. Parts are the earlier films are laughable which was extremely evident by the annoying audience who were constantly talking to the screen and making rude comments. This kind of killed the experience that those filmmakers were trying to convey.

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The Help (Alien just can't quit you)



Alien couldn't resist seeing this sure winner just one more time.



Imagine the "Mean Girls" as Southern belles and all grown up with babies living in Jackson, Mississippi, during 1963. This touching, heartfelt drama is not a comedy, but there is a great deal of hilarious humor laced into the wonderful script where secrets are revealed and the truth will set you free. Step back in time on an emotional journey that will bring you tears of laughter, anger, sadness, and joy. It is a powerful and inspirational film highlighting strong women with the courage to stand up for what is right in an isolated world that is so wrong. The colorful cast of characters will pull you in with their intriguing stories. The entire cast brings their "A" game to the table. This is hands down the best movie that Alien has seen this year so far.



Alien reconfirms it's 4 "the terrible awful" stars out of 4.

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Rise of the Planet of Apes

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

This prequel to "The Planet of the Apes" explains how the apes got so smart. A scientist (James Franco), whose father (John Lithgow) has Alzheimer's, is researching for a cure through lab tests with chimps. Of course, thing go very wrong when one ape, Caesar, starts to outwit the humans and leads a simian revolt. The motion capture technique is amazing and especially effective in conveying the facial expressions. The apes are the stars of this film. It's a good start to a possible series of films. Just don't leave your seat too soon or you'll miss the hint to what may happen next.

Alien gives it 3 "Muir Woods" stars out of 4.

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Fright Night (3D)

It's "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" meets "Disturbia" when a high school dweeb (Anton Yelchin)and his nerdy buddy (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) suspect the new neighbor Jerry (Colin Farrell) as the cause for people disappearing in their Las Vegas suburb. Alien never saw the 1985 original, but this version is a hoot. It's a fresh update to the age old vampire theme where the dweeb gets a crash course in blood sucker termination from a big Vegas illustionist. Alien loves it when a film pokes fun at its own genre. Farrell has a deliciously fun time playing his role with relish. Toni Collette and Imogen Poots play the damsels in distress. Look for 3D blood splatters and floating embers to enhance the action scenes. This may be a guilty pleasure that you can sink your teeth into.

Alien gives it 3 "snackers" stars out of 4.

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50/50

A young man (Joseph Gordon-Levit) struggles with his cancer diagnosis, friends, and family in this very funny look at a very serious subject. Gordon-Levit is absolutely perfect for the part and will move you to tears and laughter. He is surrounded by a top-notched cast including Seth Rogen, Anna Hendricks, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Anjelica Houston. The ladies all shine and Rogen is his usual vulgar funny self. It is a powerful and touching story showing everything you wanted to know about the cancer experience but were afraid to ask. The clever script manages to effectively slip in its little jokes time and time again as it walks a fine line between tragedy and comedy. Just like with the disease, this film needs a sense of humor to get through it. Will this cancer patient survive? Well, his odds are 50/50. This movie is a must see if you want to understand more about dealing with the Big C, but it does not open until late September.

Alien gives it 3 "medicinal marijuana" stars out of 4.

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The Help (Revisited)

Like Miss Hilly, Alien couldn't resist but to have a second slice of this delicious treat. The major characters (Emma Stone, Bryce Dallas Howard, Viola Davis, and Octavia Spenser) are fantastic and the minor ones are terrific too especially the adorable little girl. Their performances will make you laugh, make you cry, make you angry, and make you proud. The costumes, the hairdos, the sets, the props, the music, the TV footages will transport you back in time to 1963 in the South. It will turn your stomach and warm your heart. It is an unforgettable story of courage and women's empowerment. Once you have seen the film, you will want to see it again, or read the book, or recommend to everyone to see.

Alien still gives it 4 "this didn't happen in Jackson" stars out of 4.

See 6/21/11 for Alien's original review.

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30 Minutes or Less

A pizza delivery guy (thus the title; Jesse Eisenberg) gets blackmailed into a bank robbery scheme involving a vest bomb. It's a double buddy film with bad guy idiots versus good guy idiots. With Danny McBride ("Your Highness" and "Pineapple Express") at the helm, you pretty much know what to expect. This predictable script is loaded with F-bombs, implied and referenced sexual acts, and the obligatory titty bar scene. If you like low brow humor, this might be right up your alley for mindless fun. Eisenberg and the wild car driving scenes are the highlights. After the credits, look for a special tanning salon advertisement.

Alien gives it 1 ½ "dumb and dumber take the money and run" stars out of 4.

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Cowboys & Aliens

Based on a graphic novel, it's Jason Bourne meets "Outlander" meets "War of the Worlds" in the Wild, (Olivia) Wilde West. An amnesiactic outlaw (Daniel Craig) and a tough s.o.b. (Harrison Ford) team up and lead a posse on a search and rescue mission in this story of redemption. Director Jon Favreau takes the classic Western genre and puts a Sci-Fi twist to it. If you love these genres, you'll have a marvelous time at the movies. Craig and Ford are outstanding and supported by a terrific colorful cast of characters. The demons from space are just what you want for your terrifying villains. They are fast, powerful, and deadly. Yippy kai-yay.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "beware when the bracelet blaster blinks" stars out of 4.

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The Smurfs

It's "Enchantment" meets "Alvin and the Chipmunks" when the blue moon portal transports the little blue beings from their enchanted village to the Big Apple. This is good clean family fun for the kiddies and Smurf lovers. Animated animal antics and "blue" jokes abound. Alien liked the movie's Smurfy sense of humor as it even pokes fun at the Smurf concept. It is a Smurf-erific experience for all. Some Smurf & newborn baby pictures as well as a final word from Garamel run during the credits.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "little blue bundles of cuteness" stars out of 4.

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Crazy, Stupid, Love

This comedy about love relationships involves an office romance, a suave womanizer, a couple of crushes, finding your soul mate, and some dating advice. Steve Carell, Julianne Moore, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, Kevin Bacon, and Marissa Tomei are just some of the talented cast in this intricate story that takes a funny look at love proving it will make your crazy and stupid. Carell has got his inept Sad Sack routine down pat, but it is starting to wear a little thin with Alien. Stone and Tomei are the film's bright spots. Much of the film isn't as funny as it tries to be, but there are a few really hilarious scenes and a couple of surprises.

Alien gives it 2 "follow your heart" stars out of 4.

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Captain America: The First Avenger (3D)



Discover the origin of Marvel Comic's Captain America character who was born out of patriotic duty during World War II. In 1943, a skinny kid from Brooklyn gets his change to join the army, but he wants to be more than a lab rat and a dancing monkey. He goes behind enemy lines to face an evil worse than Hitler and his Nazis, the super villain Red Skull and his HYDRA army. Paramount and Marvel Studios capture the spirit of comic book action and fun with a 40's retro look, a smart sense of humor, and a little slice of cheese. The movie follows the main Captain America story line with a special forces tribute to the unnamed "Howling Commandos". Bullets, blasters, an energy cube, a red faced crazed villain, and a somersaulting shield flinging super hero drive this incredible action flick with 3D depth. Add in Nick Fury and some Stark Industries; now we are set up for next year's Avengers movie. No final scenes after the credits this time.



Alien gives it 3 ½ "Vita ray" stars out of 4.

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The Change-Up

Two long-time buddies have a "Freaky Friday" experience when they wish for each other's life and get it. One is a lawyer (Justin Bateman), married with three kids and a demanding job. The other is an aspiring actor, single with an addiction to pot smoking and loose women. Following the lead of other raunchy comedy hits like "The Hangover", "Bridesmaids", and "Bad Teacher", it pushes the limits of good taste trying to be funny with shockingly wrong behavior. This will still get plenty of laughs, but Alien feels it crosses the line. The wonderful cast also includes Leslie Mann, Olivia Wilde, and Alan Arkin; what a waste of talent. Bateman and Reynolds are terrific comedic actors, but they don't even try to take on the other's mannerisms when they switch. Gratuitous nudity, gross visual acts, and f-bombs are inserted for cheap humor. Supposedly, this was an early working copy that was complete but unfinished. Ironically, Alien can't see how any change-ups can fix "The Change-Up". Even if the filmmakers could clean it up to a PG-13 rating, it would just be a mediocre comedy at best.

Alien gives it 1 ½ "shock and awe" stars out of 4.

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part II (3D)

The final chapter has finally arrived and the Harry Potter movie fans will now get their closure. Lord Voldemort's army of of sinister henchmen battle the wizard rebel resistance who make their last stand at Hogwarts. There is a lot to handle here as bits and pieces from the whole series flash before us as the gang continues their search for horcruxes and heads for that inevitable duel to the death. Audiences will get some crowd pleasing kissing and killing moments with some Hogwarts humor. The 3D effects add depth to this dark, dark film and dollars to the box office take. The Harry Potter shaped 3D spectacles are a neat souvenir, but they did not fit very well over regular glasses. Alien thinks fans will get their money's worth with this fitting finale to this remarkable long running series.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Harry Potter: The Next Generation" stars out of 4.

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Winnie the Pooh

Your favorite stuffed bear and gang pop right off the story book page and on to the big screen, It's the tale of Eeyore's missing tail and the search for Christopher Robin. This sweet, charming movie will delight the kiddies and Pooh fans. Among the clever gags, you'll find an update to the classic "who's on first" routine. Stay through the credits for a Back Soon surprise. For the short attention-span ones, this film only runs about 65 minutes.

Alien gives it 3 "honey hunger hallucinations" stars out of 4.

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Zookeeper

It's "Madagascar" meets "A Night at the Museum" when the "King of Queens" meets the "King of the Jungle" at New England's Franklin Park Zoo. Griffin's (Kevin James) zookeeper outfit looks a lot like Doug Hefferman's delivery guy uniform except for the logo and this character pretty much behaves the same. This zany zoo romantic comedy involves a guy (James)trying to win back his girl (Leslie Bibb) by following advice from a menagerie of friends who only talk to him. The two intentionally unlikeable characters are irritatingly over played. The lovely Rosario Dawson is always a joy to watch. Hangover's Ken Jeong is unfortunately underutilized. Columbia Pictures must have made a sweet deal for two of CBS's "Blue Bloods" finest to appear as zoo employees. This fabulous family film features pure silliness for the kids, but adults will also be entertained by the animals with attitude (they steal the show). The CGI work is so seamless that Alien can't tell the real critters from the animated ones. Stay seated during the credits for outtakes, a CGI secret, and a round of animal karaoke.

Alien gives it 3 "awesome animal antics" stars out of 4.

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Beginners

A graphics artist (Ewan McGregor)struggles with his 75-year-old father's (Christopher Plummer) announcement that he is gay, his father's terminal illness, and his own non-committal issues with his latest girlfriend. McGregor and Plummer both give strong emotional performances. This movie is a quirky artsy film festival type favorite that probably will not be popular with the general public. For example, it includes subtitled thoughts from Arthur, a Jack Russell terrier. Some may not like the non-linear story telling style as the film jumps back and forth in time. a sense of sadness and loneliness permeates throughout this autobiographical plot which features two romances.

Alien gives it 2 "what my dog is really thinking" stars out of 4.

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Horrible Bosses

Does your boss make your angry? If so, Alien recommends this movie for you to channel your pent up aggressions!

It's "The Three Stooges" meets "Strangers on a Train" as three idiots get tortured by their bad bosses. Colin Farrel is the sleazy tool, Kevin Spacey is the slave driving psycho, and Jennifer Aniston is the sex crazy man eater. They all play their roles hysterically perfect. Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, and Charlie Day are the patsy employees planning to get rid of their evil bosses. Jamie Foxx is hired to help out these desperate guys. Look for a few more familiar faces joining this all star cast of characters for zany, mad capped comedy and fun as the victims bungle their was through some unexpected twists and turns. The film starts out a bit slow and raunchy, but stick around as the hilarity builds up momentum. This could be a fun safe work environment training film that workers may enjoy.

Alien gives it 3 "searching for wet work" stars out of 4.

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The King's Speech

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's the remarkable true story of an English monarch with a speech impediment. Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, and Helena Bonham Carter are all marvelous in this historical period piece about King George IV struggling to overcome his stammer. This powerfully inspirational film runs a bit slow so it is best appreciated when one is not so tired.

Alien gives it 3 "stutter utter" stars out of 4.

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The Next Three Days

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It is the story of a desperate man (Russsell Crowe) looking back 3 years and ahead 3 days as he believes his wife (Elizabeth Banks) has been falsely imprisoned for murder and must plan an escape for his now suicidal wife. It's hard to believe any professor could pull off such a stunt, but not Crowe. Liam Neeson's role is very short and seems more like a cameo. This mindless action thriller is pure escapism fun.

Alien gives it 3 "jail break" stars out of 4.

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Bad Teacher

Cameron Diaz plays the worst teacher of the year role. She is lazy, selfish, and only driven by greed. The film is a classic example of the terribly wrong being played as being awfully funny. This means hilarious on screen, but it would be outrageously bad in the real world. For mindless entertainment, audiences attracted to this theme will like it. You'll find no redeeming social message here. It's rated "R" so keep those young students away from this display of bad behavior.

Alien gives it 2 "car wash fund raiser" stars out of 4.

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Buck

Meet the real horse whisperer, Buck Brannaman, who consulted on Robert Redford's famous movie. Buck is an amazing horse handler traveling around the country for 9 months a year holding clinics for colts and their owners. This fascinating man has a keen understanding of how to motivate horses. He is also a family man and a trick roper. This documentary shows how life lessons have a lot of horse sense. Alien loved Buck's home spun cowboy wisdom. If you love horses, you might want to check out this entertaining and enlightening film. At the beginning of the credits, a sweet old lady tells her favorite pirate joke.

Alien gives it 3 "mirror of your soul" stars out of 4.

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The Help

An aspiring journalist's return to her hometown inspires a scandalous book detailing the plight of "colored" maids in this drama set in 1963 Mississippi. It is a powerful story of racial injustice and having the courage to stand up against it. The character-driven plot is not preachy. The terrific cast of colorful characters include old timers like Cicely Tyson and Sissy Spacek as well as young talent like Emma Stone and Bryce Dallas Howard. The film accurately captures the look and feel of this time in Southern society, right down to the nickname of Skeeter and cooking fried chicken in Crisco. You will laugh, cry, get angry, and be proud as you look back at a time before racial and gender equality. Not since "Gone With the Wind" has Alien seen such a remarkable movie about the need for change in the roles of blacks and whites in the Deep South. Based on a best selling book, this top notch film has a tremendous story, an outstanding cast, and a marvelous look. Look for it when it opens on August 12.

Alien gives it 4 "double slice of chocolate pie" stars out of 4.

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Cars 2 (3D)

Ka-Ciao! It's "James Bond" meets "Speed Racer" as Lightning McQueen revs up for his return to the big screen, however, he takes a back seat to Tow Mater. That goofy tow truck character will delight the kiddies, but will probably annoy most of the adults. The Disney\Pixar team adds an international espionage theme to the triple city world-wide grand prix race with an ecological message. Alien loved looking for the car-acterizations. This one is geared more the kids than the charming original with that nostalgic look at Route 66.

Alien gives it 3 "Allinol" stars out of 4.

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The Art of Getting By

Life changes for a bright, artistic, unmotivated fatalist when George (Freddie Highmore) meets Sally (Emma Roberts). They become kindred spirits, but their friendship gets weird when one can't say what they feel. Both also have issues with their own families. It's hard to understand why the private school teachers put up with this underachieving student all year long. This story of young love is predictable, but Highmore and Roberts are very watchable.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "Teflon Slacker" stars out of 4.

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Green Lantern (3D)

It's "Top Gun" meets "Spider Man" as we watch Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds) become Green Lantern and we learn about the Green Lantern Corps. It's "will" versus "fear" as good and evil battle for supremacy. CGI dominates this special effects extravaganza right down to the super hero costume. The film does have a sense of humor, even poking fun at the super hero image and the secret identity issue. Can this underdog chosen one defeat the all powerful villain, Parallax. Not being a true Green Lantern fan, Alien liked the mystery of trying to figure out who was who and what was going on. It's entertaining comic book action brought to life on the big screen. For a hint of a possible sequel, see one final reveal in the middle of the credits.

Alien gives it 3 "Intergalactic Peacekeeper" stars out of 4.

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Water for Elephants

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's "Titanic" under the big top and on the rails when tragedy side tracks a Cornell veterinarian student. This love story is dramatized with circus life during the Great Depression. Good performances by the three main leads (Robert Pattinson, Reese Witherspoon, and Christoph Waltz) are true to their previous roles, but Rosie the elephant steals the spotlight. This is an excellent period piece that captures the feel and the spirit of circus culture caught up during these desperate times.

Alien gives it 3 "Benzini Brothers" stars out of 4.

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Mr. Popper's Penguins

It's "Ace Ventura" meets "The March of the Penguins" meets "101 Dalmatians" when a divorced dad learns a lesson about parenting through a present of penguins from his pop. Jim Carrey is his usual goofy self in this cute little film based on a children's book. Through the magic of CGI, this 6 pack of penguins is charming, cuddly, and comical. It's good clean family entertainment for the kids. For an addition chuckle, stay for the Animal Humane Society's comment.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "Bitey, Lovey, Loudy, Stinky, Nimrod and Captain" stars out of 4.

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Friends with Benefits

Didn't this movie come out already with Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher?

No, this film is much smarter, more clever, and hilariously funnier. It's L.A. (Justin Timberlake) versus N.Y.C. (Mila Kunis) as two professionals spar with words (foreplay) and finally agree to be friends with benefits (sex without any emotional attachments). This movie about relationships pokes fun at its own genre, the romantic comedy. The dialogue is fast and witty. The "R" rated sex scenes are hysterically raunchy. Both main characters are damaged goods that have a special bond with their parent. Timberlake and Kunis have great chemistry together. The supporting cast is also terrific and look for some cameos and recurring joke themes. This film is targeting the iPhone, social networking, wii generation. If you stay to the end of the credits, you'll see outtakes from the movie within the movie.

Alien gives it 4 "putting perspective on the Hollywood sign" stars out of 4.

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Super 8

It's "E.T." meets "Close Encounters" meets "Cloverfield" in this Steven Spielberg/J.J. Abrams collaboration where kids will be kids. a group of geeky middle schoolers filming their cheesy zombie movie (in Super 8) capture more than they bargain for when an Air Force train gets derailed. A terrific script drives this sci-fi mystery with a sense of humor, a few surprising startles, and a definite Spielberg feel. Each of the cast plays their role to perfection. alien particularly liked the deputy (Kyle Chandler) and the young girl, Alice (Elle fanning). The film captures the emotions of love, loss, and letting go in the back drop of explosive destruction. stay for the credits if you want to see the completed film within the film (A George Romero homage).

Alien gives it 3 ½ "that's mint" stars out of 4.

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Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer

A third grader's misadventures begin on the last day of school when Judy Moody's plans for a thrilling summer get derailed when her best friends are not available. Zany kid antics ensue when everything on her check off list seems to go wrong. Based on a children's book, this good family entertainment for the kids is like the Ramona and those Wimpy Kid films.

Alien gives it 2 "in search of Big Foot" stars out of 4.

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X-Men: First Class

Nazis, Mutants, and Spies, oh my!

It's the cold war meets the mutant wars as history and fantasy collide with 60's hip lingo and a James Bondish look. This X-Men prequel details the bonding of Erik (Magneto) and Charles (Professor X) and tests your knowledge of Marvel mutants as it twists comic book lore. In this version of meet the mutants, expect a surprise cameo. Even though alien had to leave at the film's climax with about 30 minutes to go, it still seemed to be the best of the four X-Men movies (five if you include the unimpressive "Wolverine: X-Men Origins").

Alien gives it 3 ½ "evolution in the atomic age" stars out of 4.


If you doubt my incomplete review, just check out these comments from some of Alien's junior critics-in-training:


This one gets my vote for best of the action blockbuster so far this year. As a prequel to the prior X-men movies, this charts the beginning of relationship between Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr, before they were Professor X and Magneto, as they start to explore their powers and as they locate, develop and unite fellow mutants.
Both main leads, James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender are excellent in their parts capturing the tone and essence of the established older versions of Professor X and Magneto while making the rolls their own, bringing a new light and depth to the characters. That is not to say the older actors are not good. Kevin bacon is a just little bit hammy, which actually works and makes for a surprisingly good villain. And the supporting cast of X-Men are all very good, bringing interest, dimension and insight to their characters. Action, pacing, and cinematography – all spot on. Be sure to watch for the cameos!

Is it as good as the previous installments? Definitely better that X2 and X3-The Last Stand, and at least as good as the first.

Overall, I highly recommend X-MEN: FIRST CLASS for both fans of the series as well as those new to the franchise.

by A.G. aka XMAN


X-Men First Class has to be one of the best movies I've seen this year. Forget Thor, or whatever else you thought was good. This movie kicks the others to the curb. Good character development, more than descent visual effects, visually appealing fighting sequences and amazing scenes keep you engaged throughout the film. I will most definitely watch it again. Expect to read subtitles as there is dialogue in German, Russian, French and Spanish. Personally hearing the Russian language butchered isn't a favorite of mine, but they get an A for effort.

by M.R. aka Russian Persuader

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Attack the Block

It's "Boyz from the Hood" meets "Battle: Los Angeles" in South London when junvenile delinquents must defend their turf from alien gorilla-wolf mother f*ckers. This low budget sci-fi thriller proves that you can get more with less. Without big CGI special effects or big named actors, this little British film delivers a more realistic action flick with an inner city edge. The alien creatures are of a simple design, but inspiring fear by featuring only one predominate weapon. For old fashion B movie fun, go check out this mini invasion.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "from hoodlums to heroes" stars out of 4.

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Hangover: Part II

Is the wolf pack really back or are we viewing a parallel universe? "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" is the motto of the first film's creators. They are cleverly bold enough to feed us almost exactly the same story, but substituting Bangkok (exotic & intriguing) for Vegas and a monkey (scene stealer) for a tiger. Seeing the first is not a prerequisite for enjoying this sequel, but it is hecka funnier if you can make those connections. If you thought the original was wildly outrageous, brace yourself as new limits are pushed. Screaming Stu and weird Alan are the standout characters in this hysterically hilarious bachelor party blackout raunchy repeat. If you loved the first, you can't pass on this one. Alien can't imagine where a third story would take us to top this.

Alien gives it 3 "monkey middle man" stars out of 4.

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Kung Fu Panda 2 (3D)

Prepare yourself for another round of awesomeness as the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five return to battle a new villain, an evil peacock with a powerful weapon. Master Po is on a path with destiny that crosses with the secret of his origin. The terrific script and wonderful animation are further enhanced by the 3D effects. Notice that an early fight scene is choreographed to the musical score. Chinese art and culture are incorporated into this delightful family film. Go see Po find his inner peace.

Alien gives it 4 "wings of justice" stars out of 4.

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The Beaver

A man's depression divides a family and stalls his business company until he rescues a beaver hand puppet from a dumpster. The acting is top notch from Mel Gibson, director Jodie Foster and Anton Yelchin However, it's a sad little story about suicidal depression and psychosis. A troubled man adopts an alter ego to cope with his life. A wife tries to reconnect with her husband. One son adores his dad and another son hates his father. This film is not for everyone, but you may want to check it out if you are interested in coping with mental illness.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "talk to the beaver" stars out of 4.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (3D)

Pirates, zombies, and mermaids, oh my!

It's "Treasure Island" meets "Indiana Jones" meets "Little Mermaid" as the misadventures of Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) continue. All of your favorites are back including Bruckheimer's trademark wild chase scenes, Depp's irresistible character antics, Disney magic, and lots of pirate swashbuckling. The Disney Imagineers applied just the right amount of 3D effects to enhance the film. Jack finally meets his match with the cunning Angelica (Penelope Cruz). The enchanting mermaids with shades of "Twilight" and "Spiderman" may surprise you. Alien like the first film, felt lost as the next two movies wandered aimlessly, and loved this fourth installment as it gets back on course with a three-way race for the Fountain of Youth. Look for another homage to the famed Disney ride and a final clip at the end of the credits.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "don't cry for me, Serena" stars out of 4.

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Priest (3D)

It's "Legion" meets "Underworld" meets "Descent" in this graphic novel based horror/action flick. A terrific animated short tells the back story of this post-apocalyptic world of humans versus vampires. The priests are the post Clone Wars Jedi Knights in this religious ruled world and one priest (Paul Bettany) must break away from the clergy when someone dear to his heart is kidnapped. This is basically a Western with a deadly vampire twist. Alien liked the look and feel of this make believe environment reminiscent of "Mad Max" and "Blade Runner". There are plenty of great action sequences, but the 3D effects are hardly noticeable. The filmmakers get a lot of bang for their buck in this seemingly moderately budgeted film. By the end of this thrill ride, you'll wonder what's next for the Priest and will you see Black Hat and the Queen again.


Alien gives it 3 "Faith, Work, Security" stars out of 4.

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Something Borrowed

It's "Friends" meets "My Best Friend's Wedding" as beautiful people work in beautiful New York and play in beautiful South Hampton. Life is complicated when Rachel (Ginnifer Goodwin) realizes that she is in love with her best friend's fiancé. Goodwin is the darling of the movie and audiences will be rooting for her all the way. a terrific cast play their roles to a tee, but, once again, John Kazinski manages to steal all of his scenes. This romantic comedy is a delightful surprise that goes that extra mile to put a smile on your face and laughter in your heart. If you are a true romantic, you'll want to see this one. In the middle of the credits, you'll fine one more scene that hints to a continuing story line.


Alien gives it 3 ½ "when good people do bad things" stars out of 4.

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Thor (3D)

Another Marvel superhero is introduced as a set-up for the Avengers movie. Through an act of arrogance and recklessness, the god of thunder (Chris Hemsworth) loses his powers and is banished to earth. There, he meets a storm chasing scientist (Natalie Portman) and must reclaim his hammer in order to defend the planet. Upon his return to Asgard, Thor battles the Frost Giants and the evil Loki. Marvel Comic fans will get a rise from the inside jokes, such as playing "Where is Stan Lee?" and spotting a new Avenger character cameo. S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Coulson returns as the tie-in from the "Iron Man" series. There is just enough special effects action to keep fans interested in this transitional film to the Avengers. Stay through the credits for another Nick Fury moment giving more hints to a future film.

Alien gives it 3 "where science and magic meet" stars out of 4.

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Prom

It's "High School Musical" without the singing. Teenage hopes, dreams, disappointments, and heartbreaks are explored in Disney's latest romantic comedy poking fun at the whole prom process. It's predictable squeaky clean fun that you'd expect to be lifted right off the Disney Channel. The target audience would be those preteen girls already anticipating high school, dating, and preparing for their prom. Hip teens will probably find this film too sugary sweet and unrealistic.

Alien gives it 2 "don't judge a book by it's cover" stars out of 4.

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Fast Five

It's the "Fugitive" meets the "Italian Job" in the "City of God" when a modern day Butch and Sundance escape with their Etta Place to South America and reassemble their hole-in-the wall gang for one last big heist. Fast cars, street racing, massive destruction, and testosterone fuel this fun and fabulous fifth film. Returning director Justin Lin does not disappoint the "Fast and Furious" fans with some insanely spectacular stunts. See two battling brutes, Diesel versus the Rock, go toe-to-toe, mano-a-mano. Buckle up for this wild new adventure with some old friends that may trigger some fond franchise memories. If you stay seated during the credits, you'll see a shocking surprise reveal that may indicate a new plot line for a sixth show. Can it get any bigger and better?

Alien gives it 3 ½ "muscle car madness" stars out of 4.

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Hoodwinked 2 (3D)

It's "Shrek" meets "G-Force" meets "Kung Fu Panda" meets the "Food Channel" as fairy tale book characters try to protect the secret formula and prevent world domination. The animation is just fair, but the action is almost non-stop and at times dizzying. It's sight gags and slapstick for the kids and quick one-liners for the adults. This sequel has a low cuteness quotient and may be a bit overwhelming for the very young ones. Cartoon violence drives this silly plot.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "sisters in the hood" stars out of 4.

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Jumping the Broom

It's "Meet the Parents" meets "Father of the Bride" as a short engagement brings humor and drama to the big wedding day when the Brooklyn hood clashes with Martha's Vineyard high society. This very funny film has a great ensemble cast of characters, but seemingly the only person missing is Tyler Perry. If you tend to cry at weddings, you may want to bring a hanky as family secrets are revealed. Of course it's stereotypical and predictible, but it's still entertaining and enjoyable.

Alien gives it 3 "black people's hokey pokey" stars out of 4.

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Rio (3D)

The opening scene starts out like Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room show as the rain forest comes alive with birds and song. This animated love story between pet and wild Blue Macaws is cute and colorful. It's mostly a search and rescue mission for humans and critters in Rio de Janeiro during Carnival. The kids will love this fun family film full of song and comedy.

Alien gives it 3 "endangered species" stars out of 4.

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Hanna

Let the hunt begin.

It's Jason Bourne meets Alice in Wonderland as a shroud of mystery cloaks this spy vs. spy thriller. Eric Bana and Saoirse Ronan have a Big Daddy/Hit Girl relationship in a how-to-survive-in-the-real-world training session where you adapt or die. The always amazing Cate Blanchett plays the evil Queen of Hearts with a southern drawl. Alien liked this on-the-road cat-and-mouse kill-or-be-killed game between these kick ass heroes and deadly villains. The visuals are great. Though, some of the stunts seemed implausible, but still were enjoyable.

Alien gives it 3 "Galinka Deadly Naive Assassin" stars out of 4.

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Bridesmaids

What looks like a female version of "The Hangover" should be more accurately called "Maid of Honor". SNL's talented Kristen Wiig finally gets her big starring role break, she had to co-write and co-produce this gem to get it. Wiig proves she can get down and dirty with her sense of humor about female jealousies and insecurities causing wedding party diasters. This very funny film does get a little gross at times. The competition between Wiig's and Rose Byrne's characters is hilarious, but Melissa McCarthy is the big scene stealer.

Alien gives it 3 "best friends forever" stars out of 4.

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Your Highness

This spoof of the valiant knight’s quest is the brainchild of Danny McBride. Unfortunately, his medieval jokes are mostly rude, crude, and lewd. The rest of his unclever script seems to have been lifted from the "Clash of the Titans" concept. The acting is played way of the top and should be an embarrassment for Natalie Portman, James Franco, and Zooey Deschanel. It’s also a waste of great sets, costumes, and special effects. This uninspired movie is rated "R" for ribaldly raunchy with some nubile nudity and f-bombs exploding everywhere. Alien was mostly bored and could hardly wait for the end. However, if you like your humor scraped from the gutter, you may have a roaring filthy nasty time.

Alien gives it 1 "eclipse of the two moons" star out of 4.

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Arthur

The movie opens with a spoiled irresponsible billionaire son dressed as a costumed crime fighter with his trusty manservant as his sidekick. However, this isn’t the "Green Hornet", but a remake of the 1981 Dudley Moore classic. Alien never cared for the original because being constantly drunk never seemed funny. Russell Brand’s version of Arthur Bach is played with more childish innocence than drunken stupidity. Brand is perfect for the role as is Helen Mirren as the caring nanny and Greta Gerwig as the love interest. This is a sweet, charming, and very funny romantic comedy about finding love and growing up. Look for surprise cameos as well as some vehicular ones too.

Alien gives it 3 "pop-up storybook" stars out of 4.

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Born to Be Wild (3D)

See how rescue rangers save baby elephants in Kenya and baby orangutans in Borneo orphaned by poachers. These are some of the cutest creatures that have to be nourished back to health and trained to survive when returned back to the wild. These scenes shot in 3D and projected on the huge IMAX screen are spectacular. You’ll applaud the dedicated people trying to preserve these species.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "precious preservation" stars out of 4.

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Soul Surfer

Surfs up! Duck dive and catch a wave.

Raised by two hard-core surfing parents, Bethany Hamilton (Annasophia Robb) had saltwater in her veins and was born to surf. Robb carries the film taking the audience on an emotionally charged ride. Dennis Quaid and Helen Hunt bring a sense of realism to this family unit. Set in Hawaii, scenes of the ocean, the waves, and the surfers are breathtaking and beautifully shot. The CGI work looked amazing. Based on a true story, this one arm surfer is an inspiration. This terrific underdog film will put things in perspective for you. If you stay through the credits, you'll see footage of the real Bethany and the Hamilton family, proving that much of you have witnessed was not Hollywood-ized.

Alien gives it 4 "shredding the waves on a midnight surf run" stars out of 4.

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Insidious

It’s "Paranormal Activity" meets the "Exorcist" meets "Ghost Busters" as a frightened family fights for their son’s life. Film makers pull every trick out of the old-school fright book to keep the audience on edge. The film is cliché and sometimes overdramatic and over the top. Creepy attic, creaky house, things that go bump in the night, a séance, and spectral beings are just some of the scare tactics used. Your movie frame of mind at the start will determine your experience. If you are easily frightened, you may sleep with the lights on for a while. If you are denying your fears, you may burst out in nervous laughter at certain scenes. If you go with the flow, you may have a frightfully good time.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "coma kid lost in the Further" stars out of 4.

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Source Code

Holy Holodeck, Captain Gyllenhaal!

It’s "Timecop" meets "Avatar" meets "7 Days" as an Air Force helicopter pilot has a "Groundhog Day" trying to find bombs and the bomber as well as save the girl. With each trip back, the hero learns a little more on this wild repetitive train wreck waiting to happen. Alien enjoyed the performances by Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Monaghan, and Vera Farmiga. If you like to fantasize about time travel and possible alternate universes, you’ll enjoy the action thriller with a little romance. This movie about second chances poses the question: what would you do if you had less than a minute to live?

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Nellis Air Force Base" stars out of 4.

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Jane Eyre

Can a young woman with a traumatic childhood find love and happiness working for a man with a deep dark secret? This love story with a couple of twists will bring a few tears to your eyes if you give it a chance. It is slow paced, but it wonderfully transports you back to another time and place when human values and reactions were different. If you are unfamiliar with this Charlotte Bronte classic, you might want to check out this version.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "the governess' tale of woe" stars out of 4.

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Sucker Punch

It’s "Sin City" meets "Shutter Island" in a fantasy excuse for sexily-dressed women with cutesy names and deadly weapons to slay giant samurai robots, fire-breathing dragons, and steam-driven corpse soldiers. Set in the 1950's, an evil stepfather commits his stepdaughter to a mental hospital where the lines between reality and fantasy are blurred. Next, 5 girls have 5 days to obtain 5 objects in order to escape their private hell hole. The actions scenes are an E-ticket ride in Fantasyland. However, the storyline transitions are the weakness of this highly stylized film with some great quotes. Alien was disappointed that it was more flash than substance. So who is being sucker punched here?

Alien gives it 2 "dance of seduction" stars out of 4.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

It’s "She’s Out of Your League" for 7th graders as Greg Heffley, the wimpy kid, struggles with the torment of being the middle child in the family. This movie sequel pokes fun at the fears and insecurities of our junior high school days. It’s is basically a kids film, but even adults will find the talent show portion magically funnier than they would have expected. Brotherly love is the theme of this charming little story. Look for a U-Tube clip in the middle of the credits.

Alien gives it 3 "deny, deny, deny" stars out of 4.

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Win Win

Life for a lawyer/high school wrestling coach (Paul Giamatti) changes when he opts to become the guardian for a client (Burt Young) suffering from dementia. Then life throws him another curve when a troubled teen enters into the picture. This is a small film with a big heart and a subtle sense of humor. The wonderful cast also includes Amy Ryan, Bobby Cavannale, and Jeffrey Tambor. This is a terrific story about making mistakes, getting second chances, and doing the right thing. This charming little sleeper will lift your heart and bring a tear to your eye. With "Win Win", you can’t lose. Go see it.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "slap in the face" stars out of 4.

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Limitless

A wanabe author (Bradley Cooper) with severe writer’s block, once divorced and recently dumped by his girlfriend, receives a miracle pill that transforms him into the "Chuck" of the financial world. With his new enlightenment, he attracts the attention of some corporate leaders and some Russian thugs. This guilty pleasure thriller will take you on a wild ride. Can he stay so many steps ahead of the rest or will he be doomed by the side effects?

Alien gives it 3 "clear visualization" stars out of 4.

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Paul

It’s "Close Encounters" meets "Race to Witch Mountain" meets "E.T.", if E.T. had the personality of Seth Rogen. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are back and doing to sci-fi/alien encounter movies what they did for zombie ("Shaun of the Dead") and cop ("Hot Fuzz") films. Two nerdy Brits fresh from Comic Con take a wild road trip on the Extraterrestrial Highway and rescue a fugitive alien named Paul. Rated "R" for some drug use and frequent inappropriate language, it’s hysterically funny with a great ensemble cast (including Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, and Jason Bateman). Keep your eyes open and your ears alert for many jokes and tributes to everything sci-fi that true geeks would appreciate. Also, look for some surprise cameos. During the credits, see what happens to these lovable idiots 2 years later.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "it’s probing time" stars out of 4.

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Battle: Los Angeles

It’s "Independence Day" meets "Blackhawk Down" meets "Alien Autopsy" as Camp Pendleton marines are mobilized when mysterious meteors strike off the coast. As the "War of the Worlds" battle breaks out, a small band of soldiers become outnumbered and outgunned while trying to rescue civilians from the alien invaders. Experience an intense ground fight of bullets vs. blasters and some John Wayne heroics. Marines never quit. It is Semper Fi, do or die. Boo-rah!

Alien gives it 3 "Retreat? Hell" stars out of 4.

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Red Riding Hood

It’s "Twilight" meets the "Village" in this basic who-done-it thriller with star-crossed lovers. Strategic misdirection keeps you guessing who the killer werewolf is. The movie is based on a book that’s loosely based on the fairy tale. The fake looking set (where outdoors looks indoors), some cheesy lines, and a couple of anachronisms don’t help this witch hunt story. Young teens are the target audience.

Alien gives it 2 "curse of the blood moon" stars out of 4.

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The Music Never Stopped

A brain tumor and a generation gap can’t keep a pig-headed father (JK Simmons) from trying to reconnect with his estranged son after 25 years. Music therapy (from Dylan, the Grateful Dead, the Beatles, etc.) is used to simulate the mind of a severe amnesiac and take us on a trip down memory lane. If you were born around 1951, you will really relate to the music and the times portrayed in this touching bittersweet story of a father/son relationship. As in the song "Amazing Grace", once he was lost and now he is found. Feel the music.

Alien gives it 3 "Uncle John’s band" stars out of 4.

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Mars Needs Moms

The Martian civilization has taken a wrong turn; so now it needs to abduct earth mothers to raise their hatchlings. This is a basic rescue story where the kid adventures out to save his mom with a little help from some friends, Gribble and a flower-power talking Martian tagger. This is not necessarily a bad film, but it is a Disney disappointment considering their usual high standards. Mars’ darker and monochromatic tones don’t help the 3D effects. If your little ones are easily frighten by peril, you may want to rethink this movie choice. Alien does not believe this will become a Disney classic to be cherished for generations. In the end, this movie is all about the love of the family unit.

Alien gives it 2 "nanny-bot" stars out of 4.

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Take Me Home Tonight

Take a flashback to the 80’s. Topher Grace is an underachieving M.I.T. graduate working at a video rental store unsure of what he wants to do with his life. He ends up with a wild and crazy night trying to hook up with his high school crush (Teresa Palmer). With a little sex and drugs, it’s party all night long when things get out of control. The film tries hard to be funny, but only mildly manages to entertain. If you tire of the onscreen antics, just close your eyes and enjoy the music.

Alien gives it 2 "having a ball on Labor Day weekend" stars out of 4.

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Beastly

Alex Pettyfer (I Am Number Four) and Vanessa Hudgens (High School Musical) star in this modern update of the "Beauty and the Beast" tale. An arrogant, popular, rich, handsome teen is cursed by a witch (one of the Olsen twins, Mary Kate) to teach him a lesson. Beware of her stink eye. Every child knows this fairy tale story so there are no real surprises here. It is a bit cheesy, but it will be a guaranteed hit with teens and the younger set. This old classic theme has been transformed into today’s edgier terms, but the moral is still the same: true love will find inner beauty.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "embrace and suck" stars out of 4.

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Adjustment Bureau

It’s "The Candidate" meets "The Butterfly Effect" meets "Men in Black". Beware of the mysterious men from the Adjustment Bureau who are monitoring mankind and making minor corrections in order to follow the "Plan". Matt Damon and Emily Blunt star in this sci-fi/love story involving special fedoras, portal doors, and the Chairman’s Plan. Can true love win in a footrace between fate and free will? This mind-bending movie is based on a short story by Phillip K. Dick of "Total Recall", "Blade Runner", and "Minority Report" fame.

Alien gives it 3 "ripples in time" stars out of 4.

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Rango

An owl mariachi band sings the legend of Rango, the stranger who wanders into the desert town of Dirt and saves the day. Johnny Depp is perfect as the lovable lizard who bungles his way into the hearts of the Dirtonians. The visuals are magnificent and great attention is given to the details. If you like those classic Western tales, you’ll love this critter-twisted version. It even pays tribute to the man with no name and why the chicken crossed the road. Nickelodeon brings us this delightful treat that the whole family can enjoy. You can dream about being a hero, but you got to believe in yourself.

Alien gives it 4 "Spirit of the West" stars out of 4.

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Drive Angry

It’s "Gone in 60 Seconds" meets "Supernatural" as John Milton (Nicholas Cage) tries to rescue his granddaughter from a radical religious cult. Along the way, he gets picked up by a feisty girl with a hot muscle car; but he’s being tailed by the mysterious "accountant". This action-packed film is played way over the top with gratuitous nudity and violence. It is mindless guilty pleasure fun with lots of cheesy action and lines as it stretches the 3D effects to the nth degree.

Alien gives it 2 "on the road to hell and back" stars out of 4.

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Hall Pass

Fed up with their husbands stereotypical male antics, two wives decide to give their guys the ultimate hall pass, one week off from marriage, where anything goes with no consequences. Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis are the middle-aged idiots that hope to relive their days of being single again. The Farrelly brothers push humor to the edge with their crude and lewd jokes of the sexual nature making it even more hilarious than expected. Alien guarantees at least two unforgettable scenes will be etched into your brain permanently. Stay seated through the end of the credits for two more very funny moments and one for the out-take reel.

Alien gives it 3 "embarrassingly funny" stars out of 4.

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I Am Number Four

It’s "Twilight" with aliens featuring some teen romance, high school bullying, and battles between good and evil aliens. A teenage alien (Alex Pettyfer) must learn to control his new found powers as he and his guardian (Timothy Olyphant) move from town to town evading those who are trying to exterminate them. The plot is fairly predictable, but you can be entertained by the flashy special effects. Since only 3 of the original 9 hunted aliens have been slain, audiences can anticipate possible sequels featuring more aliens, each with some unique new power.

Alien gives it 3 "Welcome to Paradise" stars out of 4.

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Unknown

It’s "Taken" meets "Bourne Identity" meets "Da Vinci Code" at a bio-tech symposium in Germany. After 4 days in a coma, a confused man (Liam Neeson) tries to prove who he is as everyone else denies it. He gets caught up in an elaborate plot involving amnesia, paranoia, identity theft, and conspiracy theory. If you like solving big mysteries, you’ll have a terrific time looking for the clues as they start to unfold divulging the answers to what’s really going on. It’s funny how an accidental bump on the head can change a man’s life. It’s a wild bump and run thrill ride through the icy streets of Berlin.

Alien gives it 3 "crazy cab rides" stars out of 4.

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Just Let It Go

Hawaii, Adam Sandler, and 3 gorgeous girls, Jennifer Aniston, Brooklyn Decker, and Nicole Kidman in a romantic comedy; what more can you ask for? When Sandler tells one lie to woo Decker, it’s the beginning of more lies as everything spins out of control. The hula contest scene is hilarious, but the coconut tie breaker is a topper. The two kids are adorable and very funny. Kidman is the big comedic surprise. By the end, you’ll have a new name that you’ll never be able to bestow on any future babies.

Alien gives it 3 "Swiss Family Nightmare" stars out of 4.

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Justin Bieber Never Say Never

If you got Bieber Fever, Alien has got the cure. See the U-Tube sensation’s meteoric rise to fame in a documentary count downing to his Madison Square Garden concert. The film has great energy, heighten by throngs of loyal Bieber fanatics who shelled out nearly $40 a pop for tonight’s special screening. These screaming Bieber maniacs with their waving glow sticks added even more depth to this 3D production. These crazies appreciated when Justin reached out to them. Bieber is a polished performer and showman, no flash in the pan, more than cuteness and the hair. The family home movies prove that he began perfecting his craft early on. The film also shows that at heart he is still just a kid. Only time will tell if can grow with his music. You’ll see a lot a famous faces along this concert tour, but the best parts are the backstage insights and his support staff family. Even if you are not a fan of him or his music, you may find this story Bieber-ific.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "social network phenomenon" stars out of 4, but the true Biebsters would probably rate this a 5 or 6.

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Gnomeo & Juliet

When the people are away, the garden gnomes will come out and play. Get ready for another retelling of the classic star-crossed lovers story; only this one features your favorite garden decorations. This animated movie has a wonderful blend of adult and kid humor. Listen for some familiar voices. Enjoy some Elton John tunes. Look for the Shakespearian references. It’s in 3D, but it is not big deal here. This cute film uses parody and satire to create a fun time for the whole family.

Alien gives it 3 "Are you my gnomie?" stars out of 4.

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Biutiful

Javier Bardem stars as a husband of a bi-polar wife, a loving father to his kids, and a shady, but caring, blackmarketeer to some undocumented immigrants. This Spanish film has color-coded subtitles (white-Spanish, blue-Mandarin, and yellow-African). This is a very sad and depressing film about a man hiding a secret and struggling with the weight of the world on his shoulders. Nominated in the Best Actor and Best Foreign Film categories for the Oscars, this movie is not for everyone. Alien senses some deeper symbolism that I didn’t get or something lost in translation or I have been brainwashed by seeing too many American films.

Alien gives it 1 ½ "Pyrenees Is Biutiful" stars out of 4.

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Sanctum

Based on true events, it’s "Descent" meets "127 Hours", but with lots more water in this action/thriller. When a cyclone hits New Guinea, an exploratory team gets trapped in a massive series of underwater caves and must find another exit. The beauty of the island and the caves are really striking in 3D, but soon everything turns dim, dismal, and deadly. Producer James Cameron combines his passion for filmmaking and underwater exploration as the intensity and sacrifices increase in his version of Survivor: Cutthroat Island. If you are squeamish about a few dead bodies, you may want to stay out of these caves; else, you can boldly go where no man has gone before.

Alien gives it 3 "mother of all caves" stars out of 4.

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