47 Ronin (3D)

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's Middle Earth meets Troy in feudal Japan when a half-breed (Keanu Reeves) and 47 ronin (samurai without a master) seek vengeance. Two sly villains scheme in a plot to eliminate a ruler, take his land, and marry off his daughter. A mythical beast, a shape-shifting witch, and demons highlight the special effects. Alien would not recommend paying for the 3D version because it does seem to add anything noticeable to the film. Great costumes, a palace, a castle, villages, and traditional customs represent the Japanese culture (but what part of Budapest filled in for Japan). Keanu is the obvious movie name draw amongst a bunch of unfamiliar Japanese ones, but his wooden speech pattern seems to fit the part. This fantasy action adventure is inspired by a legendary tale of real life 18th century warriors bound by honor and duty.

Alien gives it 3 "forbidden love" stars out of 4.

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Philomena

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Judi Dench & Steve Coogan become two unlikely traveling companions in a search for a lost son. Fifty years of guilt & wondering about a child taken suddenly away burden an Irish woman with shame. Dench gives an outstanding performance that will touch your heart. Coogan has produced and written a witty & dramatic script for this bittersweet true story about disappointment, forgiveness, and closure. Alien feels this is a wonderful winner that many will overlook.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Roscrea Abbey" stars out of 4.

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Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

The old 2004 news team (Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, and Christina Applegate) is back for a sequel featuring more goofy silliness and stupidity spoofing newscasters & the news exploitation. The costumes and the music take you back to 1980. If you loved the original Ron Burgundy film, you'll probably be looking forward to more moronic humor. Alien felt it was rather a bore & snore until the BIG cameo clash of competitive news channels at the movie's climax. If you stay through the credits, you'll be exposed to one more scene of senseless foolishness.

Alien gives it 1 ½ "Global News Network" stars out of 4.

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The Wolf of Wall Street

A stockbroker's greed for money, drugs, and the good life drives him to excesses as he schemes to dupe his clients and earns him the nickname, the Wolf of Wall Street. Director Martin Scorsese has Leonardo DiCaprio & Jonah Hill play it way over the top in this dark comedy based on a true story. Life can be stranger than fiction. DiCaprio is superb as the slick fast talking stockbroker/con man who could sell ice cubes to an Eskimo. This master motivator dominates this outrageous 3-hour movie. The film is rated "R" for language, nudity, and drug use; all portrayed to the extreme, emphasizing the accustomed degenerate lifestyle of these characters. Scorsese manages to create a hilariously entertaining film out of some disturbing behavior.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Lemmon 714" stars out of 4.

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American Hustle

Set in 1978, two con artists, a bad comb-over (Christian Bale) and a plunging neckline (Amy Adams), get caught by an ambitious FBI agent (Bradley Cooper). This paunchy Dark Knight and Enchanted princess-turned-seductress are forced into a scheme entrapping a suspected corrupt politician (Jeremy Renner). Jennifer Lawrence puts on a delightful performance straight out of  the real housewives of New Jersey shore. The cars, the costumes, the hairdos, and music take you back to the 70s. It's a little slow in the setup but hilarious fun as you try to figure out who is conning who when the greed for money and power entices its victims. This movie is very loosely based on true events. Look for an uncredited cameo by a big time star.

Alien gives it 3 "Operation: Abscam" stars out of 4.

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Inside Llewyn Davis

Follow the journey of a Greenwich Village folksinger struggling to make a living in 1961. Oscar Isaac plays the likable loser who seems to be headed nowhere. This is a Coen brothers production so you have to expect quirky. John Goodman, Justin Timberlake, Carey Mulligan, & F. Murray are the big name draws, but disappointingly, they only have bit parts. T-Bone Burnett's involvement insures some great music fitting for the times. Alas, the film like the lead character is full of despair and is aimlessly going in circles.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "lost cat, smoky coffee houses, & trudging through the snow" stars out of 4.

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Grudge Match

It's Rocky Balboa, the Italian Stallion, vs Jake LaMotta, the Raging Bull, in a movie match up over 3 decades in the making. Aging actors, Stallone & De Niro, take their best shot at exploiting their previous fight film performances, playing it for laughs, and throwing insult jabs at each other. Expect some funny scene stealing attempts from Alan Arkin, Kevin Hart, and the kid that plays the grandson. Then toss into the ring the beautiful Kim Basinger and a blindsiding twist for some heart-warming moments. The movie is not a main event but it lives up to the promotional hype of a novelty bout. During the credits, look for a surprise clip attempting to line up another classic rematch that boxing fans would pay to see.

Alien gives it 3 "Grudgement Day & Butterscotch Jellybeans" stars out of 4.

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Walking with Dinosaurs (3D)

It's "Ice Age" meets "Jurassic Park" for young dinosaur lovers and Dinosaur 101 for novices when two dinos tell the story of their migration & the perils they face against Mother Nature and predators. This 3D circle of life CGI tale is geared for the very young with a caution for its sense of peril. It is a cute family film.

Alien gives it 3 "fossil tooth's tale" stars out of 4.

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Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom

This powerful film chronicles one man's dedicated fight to bring truth & justice to his people. Nelson Mandela (Idris Elba) is willing to die for his cause and loses much more than time during his 27 years of imprisonment. The film is a fitting tribute to a great leader & humanitarian demonstrating tremendous strength, conviction, and wisdom while facing overwhelming oppression. Elba and Naomie Harris (as Mandela's second wife, Winnie) both give strong performances. This nearly 2 ½ hour film will move you from rage to tears as you witness these tragic historical events.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "victory for long trousers & the ANC" stars out of 4.

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Saving Mr. Banks

Do you want to know the story behind the making of "Mary Poppins"? See why it took Disney 20 years to acquire the screen rights to this now classic film. Tom Hanks plays Walt Disney and Emma Thompson plays P.L. Travers, the book's author. The movie features the creative clashes between these two individuals and flashbacks to Travers' childhood influences. This intriguing dramedy seems like an exaggeration Disney-fied to tell a good tale until photos, sketch notes, and an audio recording play during the credits. Alien liked the look of this time trip back to the early sixties.

Alien gives it 3 "Let's Go Fly a Kite" stars out of 4.

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (3D)


The journey continues for the wizard, the hobbit, and the dwarves on a quest across Middle Earth to reclaim a kingdom. Director Peter Jackson picks up the pace with much more action and special effects in this stunning sequel with orcs, a skin-changer, giant spiders, and a fire-breathing dragon Smaug. A pair of elven orc-killing machines (Orlando Bloom returning as Legolas and introducing Evangeline Lily as Tauriel) put on a dazzling display of bowmanship and swordplay. It is a 2 hour 40 minute wild thrill ride that will fill you up with excitement and anticipation then yank the rug from underneath you, leaving you panting for more in this battle between good and evil. Stay tuned for the conclusion in Part 3 from this wondrous Tolkien world.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "dwarves in barrels" stars out of 4.

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Lone Survivor

It's "Zero Dark Thirty" meets "Black Hawk Down" with a touch of "Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid" and "The Magnificent Seven" when the hunt for a Taliban leader goes terribly wrong. The portrayals by Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Ben Foster, and Emile Hirsch demonstrate the toughness, the sense of duty & honor, and the brotherhood amongst navy SEAL teams. Based on a true story, Peter Berg's screenplay and direction is an intense and brutal account of one unsuccessful mission in a war against terrorism. This is a tribute to our brave men in service willing to sacrifice their lives to protect ours. Photos and footage of the real SEAL members are honored at the movie's end and bring a true sense of painful reality to this film.

Alien gives it 3 "suck it up frogman" stars out of 4.

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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Based on a famous short story by James Thurber, this updated movie version features Ben Stiller (producer, director, star) as the day dreamer with the over-active imagination. Walter Mitty is the mundane, boring Negative Asset Manager for Life Magazine. However, he winds up on a wild adventure chasing a photographer (Sean Penn) around the world trying to locate a most important lost negative. Kristen Wiig plays as the coworker he'd like to know better. The cinematography is absolutely gorgeous. This creative film is more about the journey than the destination.

Alien gives it 3 "frame #25" stars out of 4.

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Frozen (3D)

Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale gets the full Disney princess treatment when sisters become estranged by a childhood mishap and a tragic event, but are reunited by their love for each other. A super power, boulder trolls, a magical snowman, a prince, love at first sight, a coronation, a snow queen, an ice palace, a snow beast, an ice block cutter, and a moose provide some fabulous family entertainment destined to become another Disney classic. This terrific 3D animated film features some wonderful songs. If you arrive late, you may miss a very creative Disney short merging the old and the new cartoon styles as flat 2D black & white Mickey and friends convert to eye popping 3D color versions and revert back over & over again to delight the audience. If you leave to soon, you may miss one last gag at the end of the credits.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "conceal and control how you feel" stars out of 4.

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Black Nativity

An eviction notice sets the wheels in motion for a young teen to spend the Christmas holidays with his estranged grandparents, which only raises questions about his mother & father. The all-star cast of actors & singers include Forrest Whitaker, Angela Bassett, Jennifer Hudson, Mary J. Blige, Tyrese Gibson, & Jacob Latimore. This inspirational movie about faith, family, and forgiveness climaxes at a Harlem church performance of the Black Nativity. For a heartwarming story and some great singing, check this holiday film.

Alien gives it 3 "Christmas miracle" stars out of 4.

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Homefront

After his wife's death, ex-DEA agent (Jason Statham) moves to a small Louisiana backwater town seeking a safer & quieter lifestyle for himself and his young daughter. However, trouble seems to find him anyway. This very predictable plot (screenplay by Sylvester Stallone) is full of over-the-top stereotypical characters and so many uncanny coincidences. Statham's thick accent sets him out of place in this film, but who cares because everyone just comes to see him kick butt. Alien can understand casting James Franco as the local druglord sociopath, but I never would have expected Kate Bosworth as the foul-mouthed trailer trash druggie mom nor Winona Ryder as the meth dealing partner/bartender. This is a silly fun guilty pleasure action film where you hiss at the villains and cheer for the hero. It's rated "R" for language, violence, and just a bit of sexual content & drug use.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "can take them with his hands tied behind his back" stars out of 4.

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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Welcome to the 75th Hunger Games where it's "Gladiator" on reality TV with a "The Empire Strikes Back" vibe and your favorite tributes return for "Survivor" Panem All-Stars. When signs of trouble stir on the Victory Tour, President Snow is quick to extinguish any hint of rebellious threats as this second installment turns darker and deadlier. Spectacular special effects dominate and dazzle this two and a half hour thrill ride leading to that inevitable cliff hanger tease.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "3rd Quarter Quell" stars out of 4.

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Dallas Buyers Club

In 1985, life changes dramatically for a man diagnosed with the HIV virus and he is expected to have just 30 days left to live. Desperately, he researches for solutions for this little understood illness at the time, resorts to smuggling unapproved FDA drugs, and establishes the Dallas Buyers Club to circumvent the law. This enlightening film focuses on those early HIV/AZT/AIDS issues and how unlikely partners came together for a common cause. Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto give outstanding performances and demonstrate amazing commitment to their roles; a hard drinking, cocaine snorting, homophobic, wild partying, redneck cowboy and a drug addicted, transgendered woman. Based on the true story of Ron Woodroof, it is a raw and gritty look at one man's battle against a disease and the government.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "$400 dues for free drugs & therapy" stars out of 4.

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The Best Man Holiday

The gang of best friends is back in a sequel to "The Best Man" (1999) and each member is carrying their own baggage to this Christmas time reunion. A primarily all black cast with a token white plays it for lots of fun and games until the story line takes a tragic turn, but don't fret too long because this holiday themed film focuses on family and friends. Although prior viewing of the original isn't absolutely necessary, it would have clued you in quicker to some of the past relationships and personalities. This talented cast (including Morris Chestnut, Taye Diggs, Regina Hall, Terrence Howard, Sanaa Lathan, and Nia Long) can handle comedy and drama. However, the holiday treat is not family friendly due to the "R" rating for language, sexual content, and some brief drug use. The ending hints to a possible jumping off point for a third successor.

Alien give it 3 "cat fighting & mama drama" stars out of 4. 

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12 Years a Slave

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

In 1841, an educated free black man from upstate New York is abducted, sold into slavery, and spends the next 12 years trying to return home to his family. This brutally graphic depiction of inhumanity may be hard to watch at times. The acting all around is outstanding. The beauty and the ugliness of the South is contrasted. Witness the desperation and the fear experienced by these slaves just trying to survive while their spirits are being broken. This powerful film is about a dark part of American history and sadly reflects the sentiments of those times. It is based on a true story written by Solomon Northup, the man who survived this horrendous ordeal.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Roll Jordan Roll" stars out of 4.

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Delivery Man

An unreliable meat delivery guy (Vince Vaughn) tries to change his ways when his girlfriend (Colbie Smulders) becomes pregnant and he learns he has fathered 533 children through a sperm donation program.  When some of his offspring petition to discover his identity, things get complicated as he becomes involved anonymously in their lives. This warm hearted comedy about doing the right thing is cute but predictable. The movie is about family and the paternal instinct to care for and protect our children.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "guardian angel" stars out of 4.

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Nebraska

Director Alexander Payne (Sideways, The Descendants) paints a colorful road trip story on black & white film. Quirky characters and rich dialog are the keys to this funny and poignant film about a stubborn, confused, and alcoholic father who adamantly believes he has won a million dollar sweepstakes. This is a marvelous slice of Midwestern Americana as the journey begins in Billings, Montana, taking us to Lincoln, Nebraska, and back. the story explores the father/son relationship, returning to your hometown again, and the effect money can have on people. Bruce Dern and Will Forte are excellent as the father and son. The supporting cast is the perfect reflection of small town charm. This independent film may not sound that appealing to everyone, but if you give it a shot, you may be delightfully surprised.

Alien gives it 3 "truck, compressor, and prize winner hat" stars out of 4.

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Thor: The Dark World (3D)

Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) are re-united as portals open and the Dark Elves seek Aether and revenge. Tom Hiddleston is terrific as the trickster Loki. The special effects are 3D magnificent. A bearded blond Zachary Levi is unrecognizable. Look for a surprise cameo besides the required Stan Lee appearance. A menacing villain along with some spectacular action tempered by a sense of humor make this Marvel-ous movie an entertaining thrill ride. Stay for the short clips in the middle and at the end of the credits.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "convergence of nine realms" stars out of 4.

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Ender's Game (IMAX)

It's "Starship Troopers" for gamers when elite child video game players are recruited and trained for galactic combat against Earth's insectoid enemy. An all-star cast (Harrison Ford, Viola Davis, Ben Kingsley, Abigail Breslin, Hailee Steinfeld, and Asa Butterfield) and spectacular special effects enhance an intriguing plot about bullying, teamwork, and war. Alien has never read the popular book, but can still sense a lot of details were trimmed for this 2 hour film. Nevertheless, this is still a great action flick with a powerful message.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "child's play" stars out of 4.

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Free Birds (3D)

It's "Chicken Little" meets "Back to the Future" when 2 turkeys have a Jake & Reggie's Excellent Adventure traveling back to 1621 in order to stop the first Thanksgiving and thus save all of the turkeys from their holiday fate. This very funny film will have adults searching for kids to accompany them as an excuse to see this 3D animated delight. A lot of jokes will fly way over the kiddies' heads, but who cares because all will be thoroughly entertained. Stay for the break in the middle of the credits revealing one last turkey joke.

Alien gives it 3 "pardon, pizza, and telenovellas" stars out of 4.

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Bad Grandpa

Johnny Knoxville does his own spin on "Betty White's Off Their Rocker". but it's "Borat" style. The "Jackass" filmmakers are out pranking innocent bystanders with outrageous stunts as a phony grandpa/grandson team take a cross-country road trip. The gags mainly revolve around gross & lewd setups to shock & awe their targets. Excellent makeup work transforms Knoxville into a believable grandpa and the kid does a good job of suckering their victims too. If you like crude humor, you'll probably find this film hilarious; else, not so much. A gag reel plays during the credits.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "Serving Irving" stars out of 4.

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About Time (revisited)

Almost 11 months ago, Alien had the opportunity to preview this delightful romantic comedy. This soon-to-be released movie looked identical to the version I had seen last November but I don't remember the film clips running during the credits. The characters are quirky. Audiences will sympathize with Tim, the awkward but lovable star of the film who tries so hard to amend his mistakes. In the end, what is most important is family and appreciating life everyday. Rated 'R' for language & sexual content, this film is cute, charming, and hilarious.

Alien confirms original his 3 ½ " do overs" stars out of 4.

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Escape Plan

A professional Houdini (Sylvester Stallone) makes a living breaking out of prisons and exposing their security flaws. Double-crossed and buried away at a new high-tech escape-proof maximum security facility with a malicious warden (Jim Caviesel), our hero must enlist the help of a con (Arnold Schwazenegger) to escape. It's silly goofy over-the-top fun as two over-the-hill action stars try to recapture their glory days and bolster their macho egos. A familiar story line with stereotypical character types in a battle of good versus evil up against tremendous odds and an absurd set up situation make it a classic guilty pleasure film. Note that the credits list a drama coach for our favorite body builder/actor/politician. (This is too funny to take this film seriously)

Alien gives it 2 ½ "pros & cons of prison break" stars out of 4.

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Last Vegas

It's "Hangover" for the AARP geriatric generation when childhood best friends re-unite 58 years later in Vegas to celebrate the upcoming nuptials of their gang members. This 'Flatbush Four' features Michael
Douglas, Kevin Kline, Morgan Freeman, and Robert De Niro. Then cut the marvelous Mary Steenburgen into the stacked deck for a classy Hollywood high rollers game of hilarity. It's fabulous fun Las Vegas style as these old guys faced with the realities of aging learn to wake up and live life. But it is not just fun and games here because the film sweetens the pot with some touching moments to complicate the relationships. Place your bets on this sure winning hand.

Alien gives it 4 "bikini contest, VIP lounge, & bachelor party" stars out of 4.

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The Fifth Estate

Hackers, Whistle Blowers, & Investigative Reporters... oh my!

As bloggers in opposition of mainstream press (also known as the Fifth Estate), WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange (Benedict Cumberbatch) and his colleague Daniel Domscheit-Berg (Daneil Bruhl) team up on a quest to expose deception & corruption of power all around the world. The portrayals by this two actors are excellent. This well-crafted film gives you a behind-the-scenes view of yesterday's headline news. Your opinion about WikiLeaks' mission and tactics will probably sway your bias towards this interesting, but dry film.

Alien gives it 2 "courage is contagious" stars out of 4.

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About Time

It's "The Butterfly Effect" meets "The Time Traveler's Wife" meets "Groundhog Day" when a socially awkward young man learns about the family secret. This hilarious romantic comedy with a time travel twist has witty dialog and creative setups. The always terrific Bill Nighy plays the dad and the always adorable Rachel McAdams is the love interest. The movie exploits human nature's desire to want a 'do over' to correct our mistakes. This work-progress film isn't expected to be released until May 2013, but it is already sweet, charming, and funny, and has an important message about how to live life. Since Alien can't travel back in time to see it again now, I'll just have to hope to catch another screening of this marvelous film next year.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "in the cupboard with eyes shut and fists clenched" stars out of 4.

(originally screened 11-29-12 but a nondisclosure statement had postponed this review until the release date or when Alien got a preview screening pass in my local area)

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Romeo & Juliet

Every umpteen years, Shakespeare's eloquent and poetic words from his classic tale of two star-crossed lovers seem to spring forth in an attempt to entertain a new generation of youths. This latest version is well made, but it has nothing special. The acting is fine. The settings and locales are beautiful and fitting, but there is an emptiness to them as if no one actually lives there. Alien's first love is Franco Zeffirelli's 1968 version with Leonard Whiting & Olivia Hussey and that memorable "Romeo & Juliet Theme" song. Then in 1996, Baz Luhrmann puts a contemporary spin on the story with Leonardo DiCaprio & Clare Danes speaking in the original dialog. Alien also loved this clever, hip, and bold re-interpretation. Alas, this latest attempt just pales in comparison and adds nothing new. It stays with the tried and true. Alien even enjoyed the loosely based 'R' & Julie "Warm Bodies" version more.

Alien gives it 2 "houses cursed" stars out of 4.

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Runner Runner

An ambitious Princeton finance major (Justin Timberlake) trying to make ends meet gets caught between a rock and a hard place when he gets lured into a Costa Rican based on-line gambling site run by a shady operator (Ben Affleck). Timberlake & Affleck give strong convincing performances, but the fairly predictable plot doesn't create much true suspense. As Kenny Rogers sings in "The Gambler": "You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away and know when to run.."

Alien gives it 3 "Midnight Black Expo" stars out of 4.

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Rush

Director Ron Howard brilliantly captures the competitiveness between two Formula I racers, each driven by their desire for the 1976 World Champion crown. James Hunt (Chris Helmsworth) and Niki Lauda (Daniel Brühl) are entangled in a bitter rivalry which is skillfully contrasted in their personalities on and off the track. It's playboy vs ratboy, McClaren vs Ferrari, risky vs calculated. Each give excellent performances. Who will you root for? Terrific visuals will put you on the track and in the car for some thrilling racing. It's a superbly crafted and acted film, but unfortunately both lead characters are not so likable. Look for glimpses of the real racers near the end of the film.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "spin out, crash, and burn" stars out of 4.

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Baggage Claim

A flight attendant (Paula Patton) becomes tired of always being the bridesmaid and never the the bride so she gives herself 30 days and 30 thousand miles to take a second look at her past boyfriends. It's contrived and predictable because it's exactly what one expects in a romantic comedy. Patton is not only beautiful, but also has comedic talent. She is very watchable on screen. A supporting cast of colorful characters make this film a pleasant flight that gets you where you want to go.

Alien gives it 3 "airline attendant stalker" stars out of 4.

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (3D)

Shrimpanzees, Mosquitoasts, and Watermelophants...  oh my!

It's "Jurassic Park" meets "The Island of Dr. Moreau" when the Food Channel merges with Animal Planet. The old Cloudy-Meatballs gang is back for more fun with foods. It's great family entertainment for all ages with a cornucopia of food jokes and puns as Flint's water-to-food conversion machine mutates its mission. Young ones will learn about the need for friends in the fight against evil. Look for more animated humor during the credits.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "food-imals" stars out of 4.

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Gravity (3D, RPX)

Gravity: the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth or; alarming importance or; both.

It's "Titanic" in space as Sandra Bullock & George Clooney portray astronauts having a very bad day. Just because these are the last two actors you would imagine in this type of role unless it was a romantic comedy, don't overlook this incredibly amazing special effects thriller with intense action. Clooney plays the calm & collected veteran/mentor on his last mission caught in a dire emergency and Bullock  plays the shaky novice/scientist in a panic situation. Bullock may surprise you as her character must rise to the occasion and take you on a hell ride through an astronaut's worst nightmare. You'll feel like you are right there drifting hopelessly in space narrowly escaping one calamity after another as you simultaneously sit on the edge of your seat & grip your armrest.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "space shrapnel" stars out of 4.

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Prisoners

Issues of child abduction & vigilante-ism are explored as drugs, alcohol, and frustration overwhelm those involved in the case; even taking some beyond the law. Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Maria Bello, Terrence Howard, Viola Davis, Melissa Leo, and Paul Dano all shine in this all-star cast and give incredible performances in this dark & gritty thriller. Follow the clues as the search for suspects widens. For two and a half hours, you'll get twists and turns, but just when you think you got the ending all figured out, you may be surprised again.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "how far would you go to protect your family" stars out of 4.

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Captain Phillips

It's intense drama and terror on the high seas when an American cargo ship is boarded by Somali pirates. Based on a real 2009 incident, this gripping hostage situation will have you on the edge of your seat. Tom Hanks gives an outstanding performance as the resourceful captain dedicated to saving his crew and ship. The supporting cast is also superb. The film manages to capture the sense of imminent danger as the situation becomes more and more desperate. This film will make you think twice about booking any cruises.

Alien gives it 4 "Maersk Alabama" stars out of 4.

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Insidious: Chapter 2

Picking up right at the end of the first film, the Lambert family continues to be haunted by an evil spirit from the Further. It's more of the same as "Paranormal Activity" meets "Ghostbusters" again, but with a "Psycho" twist. Same cast, same scare tactics; some frights, some humor. Once again, if you go with the flow, you may have a good time, no matter if you are a believer of not. The film will take you back to the beginning & bring you full circle as you either have a frightful experience or some cheesy fun. This chapter closes, but the franchise hints towards another one.

Alien give it 2 ½ "bride in black" stars out of 4.

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The Family

It's meet the 'Blakes' in director/writer Luc Besson's humorous tale of a mob family in the witness protection program relocated to Normandy, France and trying to blend in. Robert De Niro & Michelle Pfeiffer head this family with anger management issues. Old habits are hard to break as they revert to their 'wise guys' ways. Dianna Agron plays the daughter and Tommy Lee Jones is the FBI agent in charge of their safety. What begins as a dark comedy ends in a blazing gun battle. Besson should just stick with his action films like the "Transporter" & "Taken". The comedy is only amusing, unless you find overkill brutality hilarious. This predictable film is rated 'R' for violence and language.

Alien  gives it 2 ½ "mob mentality" stars out of 4.

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Riddick: Rule the Dark (IMAX)

It's "Robinson Crusoe on Mars" meets "Tremors" as escaped convict Riddick (Vin Diesel) returns for a third installment. Picking up from the end of "The Chronicles of Riddick", our anti-hero is double-crossed & stranded on a deadly planet where is only hope of escape is to trigger an emergency beacon which will signal the mercenary bounty hunters & a man connected to his past. This is a darker & more primitive Riddick in a battle between high & low tech. The special effects are amazing, the action is riveting, and the storyline will keep you guessing how. It's been 13 years since cult favorite "Pitch Black", but Vin has not lost a step as his bad ass character personifies "when the going gets tough then the tough get going". If you love the first two films, then you'll love the third. If this is your first exposure to Riddick & you like it, you'll probably want to see the previous movies. It's 2 hours of "R" rated thrilling violence and seconds of gratuitous nudity.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "alien dingo dog beast" stars out of 4.

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Closed Circuit

It's shades of Oklahoma City & Boston Marathon when a terrorist attack strikes in the heart of London. Two British legal system attorneys (Eric Bana & Rebecca Hall) with a secret past become entangled in a possible conspiracy scheme while defending the terrorist suspect. This old fashion suspense thriller will make you suspicious of everyone as lives are threatened. The film's title, "Closed Circuit", feels more like a marketing ploy because "The Setup" would seem to be a more fitting name. Some may be disappointed by the ending, but Alien thinks it was an inevitable conclusion given the preceding events.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "Borough Market Bombing" stars out of 4.

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The Grandmaster

It's north meets south as the best of the best Chinese kung fu experts compete prior to the Japanese invasion. The story of Ip Man (Grandmaster who taught Bruce Lee) is beautifully portrayed with stylized kung fu choreographed duels. A platonic love story and a family power struggle serve as subplots. If you understand Cantonese and/or Mandarin, it will be a plus to enjoyment of this English subtitled film. Stay for some more kung fu action in the middle of the credits.

Alien gives it 3 "64 hands, 1 button, and a code of honor" stars out of 4.

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Flight of the Butterflies (IMAX 3D)

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

A young Canadian boy wonders where do all the monarch butterflies go and he finally finds out a life time later. This wonderful film tells the fascinating story of the monarch butterflies and reveals these tiny travelers' magnificent migration mystery. See how the scientists were able prove the monarchs'  cross-continental trip. The movie will leave you with an impressive image of Mother Nature's awesome power.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "PS 397" stars out of 4.

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The World's End

A man's dream of completing a 12 bar pub crawl in his hometown with his old school buddies turns into an "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"/"Stepford Wives" nightmare. Director Edgar Wright and actors Simon Pegg & Nick Frost team up again to spoof camaraderie, drinking, and alien invasion. The clever script will keep the laughs coming in this comedy of silliness. Alien felt it was funnier than "Hot Fuzz" but not as funny as "Shaun of the Dead". It is goofy fun, but may not be everybody's taste.

Alien gives it 3 "The Golden Mile" stars out of 4.

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Lee Daniels' The Butler

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Inspired by the real White House butler who served 8 presidents, it's a fictionalized account of a cotton picker's life interwoven with the historical events of the day as Forest Whitaker plays it Forest Gump style. Whitaker's performance is exceptional. Oprah Winfrey is also wonderful as the wife. Amongst this all-star cast, some of other actor selections may surprise you. It is a touching and powerful story about a man and his family while the world was dealing with issues like civil rights and Viet Nam.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "two faces" stars out of 4.

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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

Demons, witches, and shadowhunters... oh my!

Brace yourself for a wild one. It's "Twilight" meets "Indiana Jones & the Last Crusades" meets "Star Wars" as a young girl (Lily Collins) discovers that she is the key to a hidden world of demons & angels. Here, the vampires don't sparkle and the werewolves clothing replacement is addressed. Hiding in plain sight, a magical portal, and spell-powered tattoos are featured in this action-packed thriller with intriguing mystery and a little romance. Collins is perfect for the part. Based on a popular book series, this looks like a good start for more adventures.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Ace of Cups" stars out of 4.

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You're Next

Lamb, tiger, & wolf... Oh my!

It's "The Strangers" meets "Home Alone" meets scaled down "Die Hard" when a dysfunctional family reunion becomes a game of Ten Little Indians. You can pretty much figure out where this low budget film is going when it opens with a gratuitous sex scene and a barely clothed female strolling past an open sliding glass door. A maul, a machete, and a cross bow are the weapons of choice by a gang of mysterious masked intruders.  The girlfriend, Erin (Sharni Vinson), must "Step Up" to the occasion if anyone is going to survive the night. It's survival of the fittest in this intense murder & mayhem mystery that may surprise you if you don't sweat the details. At times, it's hilariously gruesome with a side of cheese. Just relax and don't take it too seriously.

Alien gives it 3 "yippy-kai-yay, girlfriend" stars out of 4.

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Paranoia

An ambitious tech up-an-comer (Liam Hemsworth) with financial obligations gets blackmailed into the world of corporate espionage. Even casting Gary Oldman as the old boss, Harrison Ford as the new boss, and Richard Dreyfuss as the father could compensate for the lack of suspense in this supposed thriller. The plot's predictability kills any real sense of danger for the hero. Hemsworth's handsomeness and shirtless scenes can't carry the film. The movie, like the hero, is dressed up pretending to be better than it is and needs a talented supporting cast hide it flaw.

Alien gives it 2 "big brother" stars out of 4.

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Kick-Ass 2

Oh, Mother Russia!

It's amateur Avengers/Justice League meets "Mean Girls" in this sequel spoofing fans of comic book superheroes. Little Mindy McCready (Chloe Grace Moretz) aka Hit Girl is back for some high schooling & more vigilante justice. As the gang grows up, they must make some crucial decisions effecting their futures. It's superheroes versus supervillains in this ultra violent & super funny romp through comic book geekdom. If you liked the original, you'll be treated to more of the same craziness & cussing. It's edgy comic book fun, not to be taken seriously. At the end of the credits, there is one more laugh for the audience who didn't leave too soon.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Justice Forever" stars out of 4.

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Battle of the Year (3D)

It's USA versus Korea, Germany, and France in the battle of the B-Boys. The predictable plot reads like a made for TV movie. This classic underdog story involves undisciplined talent with ego issues and a strict coach that may have a drinking problem and has given up on life. Witness some amazing hip hop dance moves. The dance routines look great in 3D but probably not worth the extra cost. It's an okay film, but just a step down from "Step Up". The real Battle of the Year competition may be big in Europe, but is hip hop history in America? Let the box office numbers decide.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "no I in team" stars out of 4.

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Elysium

It's "District 9" meets "Oblivion" meets "I, Robot" with Jason Bourne in an exoskeleton. A factory worker/ex-con (Matt Damon) becomes desperate to reach Elysium, an utopian space station where the rich have fled in order to avoid the poor and sick on a diseased & polluted Earth. The special effects are awesome. Jodie Foster & Sharito Copely give outstanding performances. Intense action drives this plot involving crossing the border, data theft, finding a cure, and a coup attempt.

Alien gives it 3 "apartheid society" stars out of 4.

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We're the Millers

A drug dealer (Jason Sudeikis), a stripper (Jennifer Aniston), a runaway (Emma Roberts), and a dork go on a hilarious RV road trip smuggling pot across the border. Aniston & Roberts try to break away from their good girl images in this 'R' rated film. Scenes of humorous sexual edginess are portrayed involving stripping, kissing, fondling, and tarantula biting. In the end, it's all about family. A gag reel runs at the beginning of the credits.

Alien gives it 3 "fake family" stars out of 4.

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Planes (3D)

It's "Cars" with wings meets "The Amazing Race" when a crop duster dreams of being a racer. (Hey, isn't that the general plot of "Turbo"?) If this was a Tom Cruise movie, this "Little Engine That Could" story would be a cross between "Top Gun" & "Days of Thunder". Disney Studios has created an entertaining animated 3D film containing themes of helping others, overcoming your fears, and never giving up. Very young kids may get a little bored because the movie seems to favor the old age groups.

Alien gives it 3 "Wings Over the Globe Rally" stars out of 4.

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One Direction: This is Us (3D)

It's 1D in 3D! Get close up and personal with the latest hot boy band on their world-wide tour. See how X-Factor's Simon Cowell put these talented singers together and witness their meteoric rise to fame and fortune. See their appeal to young & teenage girls as they play to the hearts of their rabid fans with their songs. It's also boys will be boys as the five have playful fun with their pranks. See them on stage, in public, with family, and on their megacruiser. This docu-tour follows the boys over 100 shows for two and a half years in London, the U.S., Tokyo, Europe, and Mexico with only five days to be home with family. It is a fun entertaining show about five guys and their bond together. Stay seated for the gag reel during the credits.

Alien gives it 3 "rock insulin" stars out of 4.

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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (3D)

Cyclops, centaurs, and satyrs... oh my!

It's "Clash of the Titans" meets "Harry Potter" when the son of Poseidon (Logan Lerman) and gang tackle another quest to save the world and Olympus.  Has this "Lightning Thief" sequel become a J.K. Rowling thief? This is not a complaint because it is an improvement over the first movie. This twisted Greek mythology 3D adventure includes a rampaging mechanical bull, a Civil War ironclad, a crew of zombie rebels, and the magical Golden Fleece. The series seems to have made the right course change through the "Sea of Monsters" and on its way to meet destiny.

Alien gives it 3 "making your own destiny" stars out of 4.

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2 Guns

A "I got a man" gold-toothed DEA agent (Denzel Washington) and a "I don't miss" winking Naval Intelligence officer (Mark Wahlberg) team up for an undercover sting operation involving the Mexican drug cartel and a bank robbery. This action/comedy is a wise cracking buddy cop film that will keep you on the edge of your seat and wondering who are the good guys here. This Denzel/Wahlberg pairing is a can't miss box office draw that proves to be extremely dangerous in the kitchen. If you like intense action along with smart mouth humor, come check out these bad boys as they get deeper and deeper into trouble. This film is rated "R" for brief gratuitous nudity and shoot 'em up/blow 'em up violence.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "you're my people and we have a code" stars out of 4.

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Wolverine

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's "The Last Samurai" meets "Real Steel" when Wolverine journeys to Japan to see an old friend. Things start getting interesting when battles breakout involving yakuzas, ninjas, & a giant silver samurai. For Avenger fans, a Hawkeye-type & a Black Widow-type are tossed into the mix.  However, the villains are weak. Will Wolverine finally face his morality and/or will he be de-clawed? The plot is predictable, contrived, & a little slow in parts, but the action scenes will keep the fans entertained. Stay for the credits for a hint at what's coming next.

Alien gives it 3 "Ronin" stars out of 4.

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Fruitvale Station

Based on the true story of Oscar Grant, this powerful & moving film is not so much about the tragic 2009 New Years Day event at the train station, but about the character of a young man struggling to get his life back on track, only to have it snatched away. Writer/director Ryan Coogler skillfully acquaints the audience with Grant mainly through the events with friends and family on the day before his fatal date with history. Michael B. Jordan is outstanding as Grant and Octavia Spencer plays his mother. Shot on location in Oakland, the film captures the flavor of Grant's environment.

Alien gives it 3 "humanizing the headlines" stars out of 4.

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The To Do List

This must be the evil twin of  "The Way Way Back" in some alternate universe. Both are comedies about a youth trying to find themselves while employed at a recreational water facility. One is sweet and charming; the other is lewd and raunchy. It's an "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask" trip back to 1993 as a naive goodie-two-shoes valedictorian (Aubrey Plaza) makes a to-do list in order to gain sexual experience before starting college. This no holds barred look at casual sex only stops just short of nudity. If you are not grossed out by the blatant sexual encounter scenes, you may find this film funnier than you thought it would be, as it dares to push boundaries. The cast also features Clark Gregg, Connie Britton, Rachel Bilson, and Bill Hader. This "R' rated film is boobie trapped with F-bombs.

Alien gives it 3 "embarrassingly awkward situations" stars out of 4.

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R.I.P.D. (3D)

It's "Ghost" meets "Men in Black" meets the "Roadrunner" in a bizarre buddy cop/cowboy/sci-fi/comedy. A murdered cop (Ryan Reynolds) goes from Boston Police Department to the Rest In Peace Department. Partnered with a deceased lawman from the old wild west (Jeff Bridges), he returns to earth reassigned to round up dead men who refuse to leave the mortal world. Alien isn't sure why Reynolds & Bridges along with Kevin Bacon & Mary-Louise Parker would sign on to appear this Looney Tunes special effects driven monstrosity of silliness. Perhaps it all sounded better on paper. Prepare your eyes to be pulverized by some insane madness that could only have leaped off the pages of a comic book.

Alien gives it 2 "afterlife cop cartoon for adults" stars out of 4.

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The Conjuring

Many movies have attempted, but have failed in recreating the impact of "The Exorcist" and "The Amityville Horror". However, "The Conjuring" effectively succeeds by using all the classic scary moment tactics that preys upon our fears of the dark, the unknown, ghosts, and demons. A sweet family of seven find themselves haunted in their new home where things go bump in the night. If you believe in the paranormal, this film may be the scare that you are looking for. The performances of Vera Farmiga and Lilli Taylor bring great credibility to the movie. The film feeds on the viewer's fears to build suspense and intensity. Alien is a skeptic and wasn't frighten, but enjoyed the thrill and chill ride, occasionally smiling as I could see what the scene was leading to. The creepiest part is realized during the credits, as some actual photos and headlines are revealed for this 'based on a true story' movie. (insert "Psycho" sound effects here)

Alien gives it 3 ½ "infestation, oppression, and possession" stars out of 4.

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Girl Most Likely

A failed playwright (Kristen Wiig) with early potential falls on hard times and finds herself back at home with her quirky dysfunctional family. Wiig is perfect for the part as the lovable loser struggling to find her piece of happiness. Annette Benning is terrific as the eccentric mother. Matt Dillon plays the mom's odd & mysterious younger lover. If your sense of humor favors offbeat comedy, you might enjoy this funny film. It's not hilarious, but it has its moments. The grass is always greener on the other side when a girl with Jersey roots & New York ambitions learns life's lessons about friends and family. Look for a couple of surprise cameos.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "crab shell security" stars out of 4.

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Turbo (3D)

It's "Spider-Man" meets "The Fast & The Furious" meets "Days of Thunder" when a pair of brothers team up to fulfill their dreams. A garden snail with a need for speed and a taco truck vendor from Van Nuys with an advertisement gimmick end up at the Indy 500 race. DreamWorks has created a fun family film that manages to make snails look cute. It's a wonderful re-combination  of the "Hare & Tortoise" tale blended with "The Little Engine That Could" story.

Alien gives it 3 "tuck and roll" stars out of 4.

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RED 2

Labeled as "Retired, Extremely Dangerous", ex-CIA black-ops agents Moses (Bruce Willis) & Boggs (John Malkovich) once again find themselves targets of professional assassins. This time they become pawns in a weapon of mass destruction scheme. Mary-Louise Parker is still hysterically funny as the girlfriend/thrill seeker. Helen Mirren is irresistible as the Martha Stewart of mercenaries. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Anthony Hopkins, and Byung-Hun Lee have been added to spice up the cast. This action/comedy is delightful fun amidst over-the-top stunts and excessive violence tastefully done as it romps through Paris, Moscow, and London. Like the original, the ends at the beginning of another mission.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "bet you didn't see that one coming" stars out of 4.

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 Pacific Rim (3D)

It's "Godzilla" vs. super-sized "Real Steel" on an "Avengers" mission with a "Blade Runner" backdrop. In the near future, giant monsters rise out of a portal in the Pacific Ocean to attack coastal cities and giant robots are constructed as a counter measure. The special effects are awesome. Director Guillermo del Toro's action-packed thriller is a rock 'em sock 'em tribute to those Japanese monster movies where Tokyo gets destroyed. Look for a surprise clip in the middle of the credits.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Kaiju vs. Jaeger" stars out of 4.

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Despicable Me 2 (3D)

Gru, Margo, Edith, Agnes, and the minions are back & funnier than ever. Ex-super criminal now devoted dad gets recruited to uncover the mystery villain trying to take over the world. It's a laugh riot and hilarious fun for all ages. The jokes come fast and furiously. Film makers up the cuteness factor by featuring the antics of the kids and minions. The 3D animation extends throughout the credits so don't be so quick to leave your seats.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "mucho minion madness" stars out of 4.

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The Lone Ranger

It's "Pirates of the Caribbean" meets "Rango" as Disney retells the legend of the Lone Ranger. If you're familiar with the works of director Gore Verbinski and actor Johnny Depp, you shouldn't be surprised by the humor infused into the film along with the outrageous stunts lifted from "Looney Tunes". See how Tonto (Depp) and John Reid/Lone Ranger (Armie Hammer) meet. Learn Disney's definition of Kemo Sabe. It's goofy cartoony fun for almost 2.5 hours with the crazy action peaking with the famous William Tell overture so iconically associated with this masked man with a silver bullet. In the middle of the credits, a senseless scene pops up leading to nowhere.

Alien gives it 3 "bad Indian trade" stars out of 4.

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White House Down

It's "Die Hard" at the White House again as the "Olympus Has Fallen" blueprint has seemingly been hijacked by the Joker (Why so serious?) and punctuated by the History Channel. A more complex plot line, some bigger box office draws (Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, James Woods, & Richard Jenkins) and more humor drive this action-packed thriller as terrorists make a second attempt this year at attacking the White House. At times, the film gets a bit cheesy, corny, and cliché, but it's still guilty pleasure fun for 2 hours and 11 minutes.

Alien gives it 3 "flag waving fun" stars out of 4.

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Don Jon

It's romance and addiction on the "Jersey Shore" as the talented Joseph Gordon-Levitt writes, directs, and stars in a modern day Don Juan tale. Obsessed with online porn, a young man's views of sex and love are confused. This creative effort has an all star cast with some surprise cameos. Scarlett Johansson is the perfect "10" for this movie. However even with artistic license, the film feels overdone with the soft porn images flashing before the audience and may make some uncomfortable. For Alien, this movie was more disturbing than entertaining. Since this film is not scheduled to release until late September/October, perhaps some judicious trimming might make this story more palatable.

Alien gives it 2 "self-absorbed opposites attract" stars out of 4.

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Kings of Summer

Two childhood buddies, disenchanted in their home lives, escape to the woods to build their own house and to live off the land. They are joined by another kid who is a real weirdo (and scene stealer). This is a very funny and entertaining coming of age movie as seen through the eyes of 14 year old boys. The boys' fantasies begin to fall apart as reality sets in and they learn life's lessons about family, friendship, and living on your own. If you didn't get enough of the weird kid, stay until after the credits for a pointless clip. It has been a great movie season for 14 year old boys trying to get away from adults, doing some growing up, and finding themselves. Alien recommends "Mud" & "The Way Way Back" for some equally sweet and charming stories.

Alien gives it 3 "Monopoly Game Night" stars out 4.

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World War Z (3D)

It's "Contagion" meets "Land of the Dead" meets "The Andromeda Strain" starring Brad Pitt, Zombie Slayer/Savior of Mankind/Pepsi Spokesman. Ex-U.N. worker (Pitt) gets coerced into finding a solution to a world-wide zombie pandemic. This intense horror thrill ride features zombie hordes swarming relentlessly over the human survivors and completely infecting victims within seconds. The special effects are so stunning and the danger continually threatening that Alien didn't even notice the 3D contributions. This is pure zombie fun designed to scare and terrorize. How do you stop the seemingly unstoppable? Will the undead inherit the earth?

Alien gives it 3 "Mother Nature is a serial killer" stars out of 4.

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Much Ado About Nothing

Director Joss Whedon enlists the aid of some former acting associates (like Amy Acker, Alexis Denisof, Nathan Fillion, & Clark Gregg) in a contemporary retelling of Shakespeare's classic comedic tale of romance. This creative piece is filmed in black & white on a 12day shooting schedule, while preserving the vernacular of the Bard. Alien did find this ambitious attempt admirable, but doesn't anticipate it to be very popular with the general public. It is more likely to become an English Literature example or a video Cliff Notes for students.

Alien gives it 2 "Old English" stars out of 4.

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Monsters University (3D)

Old "Monsters Inc." favorites, Mike & Sully, return in a prequel poking fun at college life and fraternities. See how Mike & Sully meet and become friends as university students competing to become scarers. This is a kid friendly fright fest explaining those things that go bump in the night and terrorize some children. This entertaining film uses some goofy looking creatures in an hilarious elimination contest which emphasizes perseverance and teamwork. Pixar/Disney always creates such wonderful top notch animations. Stay to the end of the credits for that one last joke that is slow to develop.

Alien gives it 3 "The Scare Games" stars out of 4.

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Man of Steel (3D)

The Superman saga is reborn and retuned under the direction of Zack Snyder. This modern retelling is darker and over driven by CGI special effects in an attempt to appeal to today's movie going audience. The big battle scenes become dizzying busy. Superman comic fans may be offended by the cinematic liberties taken. Is Jenny going to be an Olsen twin working at the Daily Planet? Why is Perry White black? Amy Adams is terrific as the news hound Lois Lane, but her romantic attraction is set up faster than a speeding bullet. This man of steel (Henry Cavill) is hunky but has some pent up anger issues.

Alien gives it 3 "Marvelized in the Snyder universe" stars out of 4.

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The Purge

It's "The Hunger Games" meets "The Strangers" as a family fights for survival during an annual 12-hour murder & mayhem free-for-all night. Ethan Hawke & Lena Headey are the parents in this morality play with an intriguing, but stupid premise. Who will survive the night? Is the film bloody good or bloody awful? As you see how the plot unfolds, it's not hard to sense what's about to happen next. If you aren't squeamish about violence, you may be entertained for 85 minutes. This is one of those 'love it of hate it' type of films. With low expectations, Alien found it better than expected.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "release the beast" stars out of 4.

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After Earth

It's the 'Smith' Family Robinson "Lost is Space" meets "Alien" when a father & son (Will & Jaden Smith) crash land on Earth over a thousand years after humans have abandoned their decimated planet. This is basically a rite of passage story where a young boy sets off into the wilds to survive for days on his own with little more than a knife, but with a sci-fi twist. Jaden is the movie's showcase feature with Will taking a back seat & exhibiting as much emotion as Mr. Spock. Pay close attention at the beginning because too much information comes too fast making the setup information confusing. Jaden is merely playing the "Karate Kid" role again and Will's acting talents are wasted here just to promote his son.

Alien gives it 3 "danger is real & fear is a choice" stars out of 4.

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The Heat

"Miss Congeniality" meets the Bridesmaid from hell in an "Odd Couple" buddy cop film. A straight-lace know-it-all FBI agent (Sandra Bullock) is forced to team up with a street-wise never-play-by-the-rules local Boston undercover cop (Melissa McCarthy) to make a major drug bust. This dynamic duo match up is a perfect pairing for hilarity. Beware that this "R" rated movie is not your typical Bullock comedy. The F-bombs are exploding frequently throughout the film. It's entertaining but fairly predictable.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "Sweatpants & Spanx" stars out of 4.

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Now You See Me

Four street magicians (Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Isla Fischer, & Dave Franco) get recruited by a mysterious benefactor for a spectacular 3 act performance playing Robin Hood in Las Vegas, New Orleans, and New York City. The tricks are huge and dare you to figure how they are done. Up front, you know it is all an illusion and it's all about misdirection. Who can resist magic? It's a fun ride, but the story is too contrived.  Mark Ruffalo and Morgan Freeman round the cast as authorities trying to close in on this slick hocus pocus gang. The real secret here is movie magic.

Alien gives it 3 "Eye of Horus" stars out of 4.

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This Is The End

It-s Judgment Day as Armageddon approaches in Seth's World. Producer/Director/Writer/Star Seth Rogen convinces his actor friends (Danny McBride, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, Craig Robinson, James Franco, & a whole slew of cameos) to play themselves in this end-of-the-world survival satire. If you like Rogen & McBride, you'll love this film because it reeks of their sense of humor and grossness. If you can't stand them, then save yourself and stay clear of this disaster film. These actors poke fun at themselves and the movies. It's rated "R" for raunchy and ridiculous.

Alien gives it 2 "demons & angels" stars out of 4.

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The Hangover, Part III

The Wolf Pack is back.

While carrying out an intervention for Alan, the gang runs into some thugs looking for Mr. Chow and are forced to help. From there, the insanity takes them to Tijuana and back to Las Vegas. Everything here is so wrong but so hysterically funny. Look for a surprise cameo. The original is still the best of the bunch. The second is a lazy man's version of the same story with the location and the lost person changed. Don't get up to leave too soon or you may miss the biggest gag of the film; after all, its title is "The Hangover". So, will there be a Part IV?

Alien gives it 3 "gold ingots" stars out of 4.

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Epic (3D)

It's "Avatar" meets "The Borrowers" meets "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" as good battles evil in the forest. This wonderful 3D animated adventure fantasy takes you into the hidden world of the Leaf Men & the Boggans. The characters, story line, and humor make this beautiful looking film entertaining enchantment for young and old.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "pod of life" stars out of 4.

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The Way Way Back

...or How I Spent My Summer Vacation.

A socially inept youth feels isolated on a trip to a beach resort with his mom (Toni Collette) and her
boyfriend (Steve Carell). In an attempt to avoid awkward situations, he ends up at a local water park where he finds friendship, support, and some confidence. Sam Rockwell & Allison Janney steal their scenes as quirky characters. AnnaSpohia Robb, Amanda Peet, Rob Corddry and SNL's Maya Rudolph rounds out the supporting cast. This charming drama/comedy about finding yourself is an inspiring bittersweet coming-of-age story.

Alien gives it 3 "Water Whizz" stars out of 4.

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Star Trek Into Darkness (3D) Revisited

J.J. Abrams' first reboot was about introductions. This sequel is about getting comfortable with the Enterprise family. Alien enjoyed the familiarity while telling the story in a different way that plays well for old and new fans. Next, their 5 year mission to explore begins.

Alien gives it 4 "boldly gone where no one has gone before" stars out of 4.

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Fast & Furious 6

The team is back together again when FBI agent Hobbs(Duane Johnson) makes Toretto(Vin Diesel) an offer he can't refuse, chasing a ghost(Michelle Rodriguez). The "Speed Racer" gang plays hi-tech demolition derby in the streets of London leading off the bad-ass vs bad-ass chess game battle in this nonstop Justin Lin-sanity. The stunts just keep getting bigger and more over-the-top with each installment. Expect some casualties of war and some surprising twists & turns including a set-up for #7 with a stunning cameo. In the end, it's all about family and "Fast & Furious fans won't be disappointed. Hot cars, hot girls, humor, and heavy doses of testosterone drive this continuing wild thrill ride daring to blow away the competition and leave them in the dust.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "ride or die" stars out of 4.

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The Internship

Your favorite "Wedding Crashers" (Vince Vaughn & Owen Wilson) are down-on-their-luck salesmen trying to reinvent themselves at Google. This outrageous fish-out-of-water comedy pits the older "Flashdance" generation against the "Quiditch" young adults. It's team work, never give up, and believe in your dreams as a team of "Bad News Bears" interns compete for permanent jobs at Googleplex. Realistic or not, this is a hilarious inside look at the company behind the famed search engine. OMG LMAO

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Noogler" stars out of 4.

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Star Trek Into Darkness (3D)

The crew of the Enterprise sets off on another thrilling mission in J.J. Abrams' alternate universe and in tribute to its origins. Trekkies will love seeing their favorite characters skillfully reincarnated and the sly Star Trek references. This may go over the heads of the newbies, but they won't be disappointed in the characters and the action. This adventure may seem familiar to some, but it has a few twists. One key character has been portrayed better in the past, but it isn't a bad performance, just different. Look for some funny moments to counter the intense drama. Alien doesn't recommend seeing this 3D spectacular from the front row (no choice in this special limited non-reserved seating event). The closeup faces get distorted and the action sequences are hard to track when you are that close to the screen. Another viewing will be necessary for a proper assessment, but Alien estimates it to be in the 3 to 4 "reboot" star range.

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The Great Gatsby (3D)

Director Baz Luhrmann uses his creative talents to transform another classic tragic love story into a visual masterpiece with terrific performances by its cast. See the lavish and opulent lifestyle of the Long Island rich during the roaring 20's when a mysterious man (Leonardo DiCaprio) woos a married woman (Carey Mulligan) as told through the eyes of her cousin (Tobey McGuire). Fans of the F. Scott Fitzgerald book will probably love this interpretation. Those who struggled in their English class with this novel will probably struggle again to keep awake during the slow moving moments. Cliff Notes devotees will now have a video companion. Gatsby is a great film that is love it or hate it; be mesmerized or be lobotomized.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "reckless drivers" stars out of 4.

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Iron Man 3 (3D)

This sequel takes on some new directions as Jon Favreau takes a back seat, but this 3D special effects extravaganza is still action packed. This time, Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr) seems to spend a lot more time out of the Iron man suit than in it. Gwenyth Paltrow plays a red hot Pepper ready to kick some butt. Marvel fans may feel a bit deceived, but can look forward to having more fun than a barrel of monkeys. The superhero's suit up sequences may seem supersaturated in this third big screen installment. Of course, Stan Lee makes his customary cameo, but stay through the credits for a funny bit played out for Avenger fans.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Mark 42" stars out of 4.

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The Big Wedding

The lighter side of relationships, marriage, divorce, and religion are poked fun at in this hilarious comedy centered around a dysfunctional family's wedding events. The all star cast includes Robert DeNiro, Diane Keaton, Susan Sarandon, Katherine Heigl, Robin Williams, Amanda Seyfried, and Topher Grace. Expect the unexpected as many twists and turns are revealed. The "R" rating is for risque due to brief nudity, language, and sexual content.

Alien gives it 3 "American hedonistic hilarity" stars out of 4.

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Mud

It is a modern day Tom Sawyer/Huck Finn adventure story revolving around two 14-year-old boys growing up along the river in Arkansas and learning about love & life. Things get complicated when they stumble upon a shady man who  calls himself Mud (Mathew McConaughey). He is looking for his true love (Reese Witherspoon) and a bunch of bad boys from Texas are looking for him. The realistically honest characters draw you into this surprising story. The young kid actors are fabulous. Alien liked the down home rural setting complete with a WalMart and a Piggly Wiggly.

Alien gives it 3 "boat in a tree" stars out of 4.

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Pain and Gain

Based on a true story, director Michael Bay wisely chooses the black comedy route to recount this tale of dumb, dumber, and dumbest. Three weight lifters (Mark Wahberg, Anthony Mackie, & Duane Johnson) 'mastermind' the kidnappings perpetrated in this comedy of errors. Their methods are so idiotic that their story feels unreal and disturbingly funny. Bay uses his cinematic skills to create an entertaining Looney Tunes film once you overlook the heinous nature of these crimes. This better-than-expected movie walks a fine line that seems to work largely in part through the performances of Wahlberg & Johnson. Reality returns at the closing credits with real life photos of the culprits and individuals involved.

Alien gives it 3 "pain and insane" stars out of 4.

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Oblivion (IMAX)

It's "Wall-E" meets "Total Recall" meets "Planet of the Apes" when a drone repairman (Tom Cruise) starts to doubt his mission. In 2077, humans are struggling to survive after an alien invasion devastates the earth. Morgan Freeman (under utilized) and Olga Kurylenko play key roles. The bubblecraft and drone scenes are thrilling. At the IMAX, the special effects are amazing, but the sound was deafening at times. Cruise fans may get more than they bargain for, as the plot unfolds.

Alien gives it 3 "dream or memory" stars out of 4.

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Spring Breakers

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released and probably plays out its final week in the only theater carrying it in my vicinity.

It's "Girls Gone Wild" meets "Bad Boys" when a couple of Disney sweethearts (Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens) and a 'pretty little liar' (Ashley Benson) hook up with one of the Dopeboys (James Franco). Four college girls, desperate to have some spring break fun in St. Pete, are introduced to a local gangsta/rapper's lifestyle. This "R" rated film is not all drunken fun & games. Expect a generous eyeful of T&A and reckless drinking & drug use before the girls have a life changing experience. Franco is almost unrecognizable, decorated with tattoos, corn rows, and shiny grill work. This eye candy show is a juxtaposition of pretty & ugly, good & evil, and right & wrong. To paraphrase the film, the water is beautiful out here, but beware of the sharks. It's a stressed college student's vacation dream and a worried parent's nightmare come true.

Alien gives it 3 "Spring Break Forever, Bitches" stars out of 4.

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The Place Beyond the Pines

Schenectady is Mohawk for the place beyond the pines plains. This is where the tragic and sad stories of two families unfold and collide. Two star-crossed youths from very different backgrounds have fathers (Ryan Gosling & Bradley Cooper) that are trying to do the right thing. The dark temptations of human nature are explored in this morality tale where people make bad choices. This intriguing film is well-made and well-acted, but drags in places and barely has a likable character to root for.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "if you ride like lightning, you're gonna crash like thunder" stars out of 4.

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Trance

An art auction heist, an amnesia victim (James McAvoy), and a hypno-therapist (Rosario Dawson) are the key elements in director Danny Boyle's who-done-it/where-is-it mystery. It is a mind-bending plot that will keep you guessing as realities seem to be blurred and distorted. Boyle creates some stunning visuals but brace yourself for some shocking images of violence and nudity. The film will leave you questioning what really happened, what was real, and what was imaginary.

Alien gives it 3 "addiction" stars out of 4.

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42

It's April, time for baseball's opening day and time for the Jackie Robinson story, featuring America's ground-breaking color barrier baseball hero who wore #42. Chadwick Boseman as Robinson and Harrison Ford as Branch Rickey knock it out of the park in a heart-breaking and heart-warming story about people who loved the game of baseball, but were challenged by the bigotry of its day. A great supporting cast also backs up these two tremendous leads. History has dictated the plot, but the film makers have dramatized the dialog and events into an inspirational and entertaining movie that will raise the anger within you but will temper it with some courageous and humorous moments. You may know the historical facts about this legend, but this film will personalize it for you. Audiences will want to root for the home team and buy some peanuts and Crackerjacks. The movie ends with some notable events after the 1947 baseball season conclusion.

Alien gives it 4 "what are you afraid of?" stars out of 4.

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Jurassic Park (3D)

Alien loved the original 2D version.

This new 3D version is velociraptor-licious with more bite and earth-shaking impact. The original lent itself well to 3D conversion as if it was meant to be that way all along.

Alien gives it 4 "enhanced thrill ride" stars out of 4.

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Admission

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Tina Fey and Paul Rudd poke fun at the college admittance process while their characters struggle with parent/child issues. Comically, Rudd is good, Fey is great, and Lily Tomlin is under utilized. Alien enjoyed the unexpected plot turns making the film better than anticipated. However, the Fey-Rudd chemistry wasn't working for me.

Alien gives it 3 "accepted or denied" stars out of 4.

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G.I. Joe: Retaliation (3D)

It's shades of "Olympus Has Fallen" and "RED" as terrorists take over the White House and make a nuclear threat while Bruce Willis plays a has-been, retired but extremely dangerous. Slick weaponry, army acrobatics, choreographed combat, and rope-swinging, rock-climbing ninjas dazzle on the big screen with big explosions in 3D. Willis and Dwayne Johnson are the dynamic duo packing a one-two punch righting the wrong in this action-packed thrill ride with a touch of humor and a hint of corniness. If you didn't see the first G.I. Joe movie, it doesn't really matter; even though it had a major cliff hanger. The plot is rather simple and predictable, but no one comes for the plot; they just come for the crazy action and fight scenes. It's definitely a guilty pleasure creation spawned from those childhood memories of fun Hasbro army play. See whether your favorite Joe will do or die.

Alien gives it 3 "firefly arsenal" stars out of 4.

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The Host

It's "Warm Bodies" meets "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" meets "Sybil" when aliens invade Earth
taking over humans and searching out the remaining resistors. Depending on your expectations, you may be disappointed or surprised by this movie. It is more of a human spirit story than science fiction. It is more of a battle over the body than the planet as symbiant and host begin to understand each other. Deep down it is basically another disguised silly love story by Stephenie Meyer. Some moments become comical, especially the love triangle that is more of a foursome. And apparently, these invaders prefer white uniforms, shiny silver vehicles, and Costco-like stores filled with generic brand products.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "Sci-Fi Meyerized" stars out of 4.

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Stoker

A car accident, a funeral, and a visitor set in motion a most disturbing story about 3 peculiar people; the daughter (Mia Waskowska), the mother (Nicole Kidman), and the uncle (Mathew Goode). The movie is artistically crafted with skillfully calculated visuals and audios, however, the Stoker family secrets are slow to unravel in this psychological non-thriller with a body count. Goode is crazy good as his character's charm and utter creepiness sets the tone of uneasiness. This movie is definitely not for everyone, unless your tastes tend to trend toward the oddly off-centered; from the crawling spider in the beginning to the reverse credits crawler at the end.

Alien gives it 2 "bad blood brewing" stars out of 4.

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Evil Dead

Five young adults, a remote cabin in the woods, and a Book of the Dead... what could go wrong?

This is a remake of a series that Alien never saw so I can't make any comparisons here. But it is the classic horror setup and plot. Warnings are ignored. A demon is released. Cast members fall, one by one. Who will survive? Is it gory good or bloody awful? That depends on your opinion of tool time trauma and body injuries calculated to make cringe and groan. Suspense and shock drive this murderous mayhem movie. If you stay through the credits, you'll get comment from one the film's producers.

Alien gives it 2 "drug intervention gone terribly wrong" stars out of 4.

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The Call

"9-1-1, What is your emergency?"

A 911 dispatcher (Halle Berry), who gets traumatized by an emergency call gone bad, takes her work too personally when a stalker kidnaps the former "Little Miss Sunshine" (Abigail Breslin). This film gives us a glimpse into their two worlds. One is the Call Center with its multi-computer screens and quiet room. The other is mostly the inside of a car trunk. It's an extremely intense thriller with a scary villain capable of doing whatever it takes to obtain his psychotic goals. Beware of the Capricorns, because they may just surprise you.

Alien gives it 3 "survival tips" stars out of 4.

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Olympus Has Fallen

Olympus has fallen and it can't get up.

It's "Die Hard" meets "Red Dawn" meets "In the Line of Fire" when RUTHLESS terrorists attack our Nation's Capitol and a secret service agent removed from the presidential detail must save the day. This action packed thriller features 'take no prisoners' violence and Hollywood patriotic American flag waving theatrics. Butler is this film's John McClane, whose sharp barbs are less with the tongue and more with the blade. Like the White House flag during the first attack wave, this story is riddled with holes. However, if you just turn off your brain, you may enjoy this unrealistic but ridiculously entertaining adrenalin rush that lets you boo & hiss and cheer at those appropriate and predictable moments. Morgan Freeman, Aaron Eckhart, and Angela Basset are the big name draws with little substance roles.

Alien gives it 3 "seconds to weapons of mass destruction" stars out of 4.

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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Steve Carell, Steve Biscemi, Jim Carrey, Alan Arkin, and Olivia Wilde perform their bag of tricks in this Masters of Illusions spoof. It's traditional versus edgy street magic. See the rise & fall and the comeback of two prestidigitation partners. If you like the comedy antics of Carell & Carrey, you should enjoy this showcase of silliness. The talents of Arkin, Buscemi, & Wilde are under utilized. Alien only found it mildly amusing with the biggest laugh saved for the finale.

Alien gives it 2 "human pinata" stars out of 4.

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Dead Man Down

Two victims of tragedies form an odd alliance in this dark tale of obsession, murder, and revenge. Terrence Howard plays one of the main targets. He is being stalked by the Irish Colin Farrell who plays a Hungarian speaking with an American accent. His accomplice is the Swedish Noomi Rapace playing a French woman speaking French and English. Look for a lot of gun play and explosions in this action flick which seems a bit silly at times.

Alien gives it 2 "chartreusse rabbit's foot" stars out of 4.

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Oz: The Great & Powerful  (3D)

Seventy-five years after the classic "The Wizard of Oz", Disney has created a prequel explaining how a womanizing carny con man magician from Kansas came to fulfill a prophesy. It is a stunningly beautiful looking film with some terrific animated characters (such as the winged monkey and the china doll) and a great story line. This wonderful homage to the original will delight the nostalgic fans.

Alien gives it 3 "smoke & mirrors" stars out of 4.

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The Croods (3D)

It's "Ice Age" with humans meets "Avatar" meets "Road Trip" when a prehistoric cave family, the Croods, must flee for their lives after the destruction of their cave sanctuary. Along the way, they encounter a stranger, fire, and lots of mashup creature combos. Family fun and hilarity for young and old are featured in this delightful 3D animation from DreamWorks. The importance of family is emphasized in this evolution revolution tale. At the end of the credits, a trio of elephant mice trumpet the finale.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "must follow the light" stars out of 4.

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The Sweeney

It's an over-weight British "Dirty Harry" (Ray Winstone) leading a team of detectives nicknamed "The Sweeney" which is short for "Sweeney Todd", a slang term for "The Flying Squad" apparently. His less than legal methods and tough guy tactics while searching for some dangerous thieves puts him and his squad in jeopardy under the scrutiny of Internal Affairs. It's coppers and robbers with daring car chases and blazing gun battles in the streets of London, but the British accents and slang terms makes it a bit hard to follow some of the dialog. Alien did like the characters and the film's raw energy without that Hollywood feel.

Alien gives it 3 "baseball bats & axe handles" stars out of 4.

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Jack the Giant Slayer (3D)

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum...

Director Bryan Singer puts his own spin the classic beanstalk fairy tale as his Beast (Nicholas Hoult) turn zombie R (Warm Bodies) becomes a giant slayer. It's an action packed special effects extravaganza in 3D with a sense of humor. Ian Shane, Ewan McGregor, Bill Nighy, and Stanley Tucci lead this thrilling adventure involving a forbidden romance, an evil suitor, a bag of magic beans, a crown of power, and a two-headed giant commanding his army of gross uglies. It's giantic fun, but it ain't over until the last bean is counted.

Alien gives it 3 "pigs in a blanket" stars out of 4.

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Identity Thief

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

It's "Catch Me If You Can" meets "Road Trip" meets "The Bounty Hunter" when Sandy Bigelow Patterson (Jason Bateman) gets his identity stolen by a clever con woman (Melissa McCarthy). Straight man Bateman and talented comedienne McCarthy are the perfect "Odd Couple" pairing in this funny buddy picture featuring physical comedy bits. It's a madcap romp from Florida to Denver as these two characters start to influence each other.

Alien gives it 2 1/2 "throat punch" stars out of 4.

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Snitch

A father (Dwayne Johnson) tries to reduce his son's jail time by helping the Feds make a drug bust, but gets caught in the crossfire and sinks deeper into trouble. Although inspired by a true story, this film is too contrived, over-dramatized, and full of cheesy lines. The larger-than-life 'Rock' is forced to play a boring everyday Joe dodging bullets and driving a truck. He is under-utilized if you don't like him flex his muscles and go on offense. Susan Sarandon and Benjamin Bratt over-play their parts. Who would have guess the drug cartel was such a big deal in Missouri.

Alien gives it 2 "jack-knifed semi" stars out of 4.

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Side Effects

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Rooney Mara (patient) and Jude Law (doctor) are outstanding in this psychological pharmaceutical thriller involving depression, drugs, and deception. Catherine Zeta-Jones (doctor) and Channing Tatum (husband) round out the cast. Lives become ruined as the story unfolds. Is it guilty or innocent; is it murder or malpractice; will justice be served or will someone get away with murder? Alien felt like an unwitting participant in a drug trial test who was uncertain about what was fantasy & reality and was surprised by some unexpected results.

Alien gives it 3 ½ "Ablixa or placebo" stars out of 4.

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A Good Day to Die Hard

Yippy-Kai-Yay, Mother Russia!

True to form, John McClane manages to step in the middle of "it" again while on "vacation" in Moscow for another "family reunion". It's "Prison Break" meets Mission Impossible" as estranged Senior and Junior team up for non-stop action involving a political prisoner, an unbelievably wild car chase, some double-crossing, blazing gunfire, and explosions galore. Bruce Willis as McClane for the 5th time does what he does best... killing the bad guys and making wise cracks. Audiences will get exactly what they expect in this guilty pleasure thrill ride.

Alien gives it 3 "father/son bonding experience" stars out of 4.

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21 and Over

It's "Dumb and Dumber" led by "The Jerk" on a "Hangover" night of drunken lewd, crude, and rude stupidity. Best friends pay a surprise visit to celebrate their pal's 21st birthday, the night before his important medical school interview. If you like gross Frat boy humor and idiotic behavior, this waste of time might have the laughs you are looking for. The writers of "The Hangover" went to great efforts to dumb it down for audiences. This pointless piece is rated "R" for language and nudity. Unfortunately, most of the nudity exposure comes from the 3 male leads.

Alien gives it 1 "slo-mo mechanical bull riding vomiting" star out of 4.

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Beautiful Creatures

It's "Romeo & Juliet" meets "Carrie" meets a very dark "Bewitched" with a Southern drawl when a young girl returns to the family plantation just before her 16th birthday. Mortals are caught in between good and evil casters (they don't like being called witches). Jeremy Irons, Emma Thompson, and Emmy Rossum are terrific playing their roles larger than life and over the top. Viola Davis also has a key role. The supernatural special effects are stunning. Will history repeat itself, will someone be seduced by the dark side of the Force, and will the Curse be broken in this bittersweet love story?

Alien gives it 3 "choice or destiny" stars out of 4.

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Identity Thief

Alien wanted to attend this screening, but someone must have stolen my identity and claimed my screening pass. Maybe it was one of these 3 suspects who each had a comment about the film:

1. It was pretty funny... up and down through out.

2. It had it's moments... funny. The actress (Melissa McCarthy) was good for the part. You'll want to hate her for ruining his life (Jason Bateman), but in the second half, you can't help but like her.

3. Cute but doesn't compare to Bridesmaids.

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Safe Haven

The title alone is an ominous hint to the plot of Nicholas Sparks' version of "Sleeping with the Enemy". A girl on the run (Julianne Hough) and a widower (Josh Duhamel) with 2 kids meet in an idyllic small seaside setting and fall in love, but then trouble comes to town.  Ladies, break out your hankies for this classic romance/tearjerker set up with a Fourth of July climax and a twist at the end. Sparks fans won't be disappointed; they will get what they are expecting.

Alien gives it 3 "second chances" stars out of 4.

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Bullet to the Head

It's 'old' Rocky versus 'new' Conan in this "Odd Couple" buddy cop film where one of the partners is quite the opposite of being a cop. Tough guy Sylvester Stallone's slow, muddled voice-overs pretty much sets the pace and tone of this Big Easy corruption story that leaves a bloody trail of senseless killings and big explosions. The movie's main flaw is that it has an unlikable hero that no one will care about. "Bullet to the Head" is exactly what audiences will request just to erase this experience from their memory.

Alien gives it 1 ½ "fire axe fight" stars out of 4.

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Parker 

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

From Ohio to New Orleans to West Palm Beach, Parker (antihero Jason Statham) plots his revenge for a double cross during a big heist and leaves a bloody trail behind him. Like "The Transporter", Parker is a man with rules and principles, who is a one man army, fighting and killing machine. The beautiful Jennifer Lopez is the local real estate agent/innocent bystander who becomes his accomplice. This is a fun, tough guy action movie where the hero keeps bouncing back no
matter how badly banged up he gets.

Alien gives it 3 "everybody steals" stars out of 4.

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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (IMAX 3D)

This famous children's fairy tale has been given a modern twist and an "R" rating (for language, violence, and brief nudity) for grownups. This brother (Jeremy Renner) and sister (Gemma Arterton) team are orphans who have become mercenary witch exterminators saving towns and rescuing missing children. It's a larger than life, action packed, special effects driven thriller projected onto the huge IMAX screen in 3D. The film is played a bit over-the-top and tongue-in-cheek as medieval times gets a high tech makeover to appeal to today's young adult audience; which leads Alien to steal a repeated quote from the movie: "Are you f***ing kidding me?" Ironically, the least cartoony character in the movie is a charming CGI troll named Edward. This film is just mindless fun with lots of blood splatters and some cheesy lines.

Alien gives it 2 ½ "missing children, rise of the Blood Moon, and the heart of the Grand White Witch" stars out of 4.

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Broken City

Alien was not available to screen this film, so SCW, a critic-in-training, was sent to this film. Here is a summary of the filed report:

Billy Taggart (Mark Wahlberg), ex-cop turned PI, is hired by Mayor Nick Hostetler (Russell Crowe) to find out who his wife's (Catherine Zeta-Jones) lover is.  Superb performances are made by Wahlberg with car chases, gun play, & physical fighting and by Zeta-Jones as the bitchy wife. It's dirty politics with some surprising twists.

This action-packed movie is not a must see at the theater but worth red-boxing; SCW's rating is 3 out of 4 stars.

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Django Unchained

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

Two years prior to the Civil War, a slave turn valet turn bounty hunter named Django (Jamie Foxx) teams up with Dr. Schultz (Christoph Waltz) to hunt down wanted men and to rescue Brunhilda (Kerry Washington). This Quentin Tarantino spaghetti western is ultra violent and bloody with Leonardo DiCaprio as the main villain and Samuel L. Jackson as his Uncle Tom henchman. The acting is terrific and played over the top with a quirky sense of humor. Director Tarantino puts himself into movie and has a blast with his role. For nearly 3 hours, the film tries to recreates the attitudes towards blacks in the South from Texas to Tennessee to Mississippi. It is a bold and powerful film where the good guys are heroic and the bad guys are evil.

Alien gives it 3 "little troublemaker in Candyland" stars out of 4.

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Zero Dark Thirty

Oh, Where In The World Is Osama?

Follow the 10 year search for Osama bin Laden through the eyes of Maya (Jessica Chastain), the key young woman in these covert CIA operations. Chastain is brilliant in her portrayal of this smart, tough, and determined woman frustrated by the many road blocks and dead ends. Director Kathryn Bigelow has crafted an intensely gripping story based on factual accounts. You will feel like you were there behind the scenes at each of those pivotal points in history watching how it all went down. Everyone wants to know the secrets behind CIA black ops missions.

Alien gives it 4 "tradecraft & canaries" stars out of 4.

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The Impossible

This is not a sneak preview. This film has already released.

In 2004, a family's Christmas holiday in paradise turns to disaster when a tsunami strikes Thailand. Film makers smartly focus more on one family's ordeal of survival than the carnage around them. Naomi Watts & Ewan McGregor give tremendous performances. The young actors that play their children are adorable and amazing. Amongst the pain and suffering are some touching moments of humanity. The special effects are remarkable in this true story about hope and not giving up.

Alien gives it 3 "Maria's story" stars out of 4.

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Gangster Squad

It's "L.A. Confidential" meets "The Untouchables" and "The Godfather" meets "Dirty Harry" at the O.K. Corral when mobster Mickey Cohen (Sean Penn) tries to control West Coast crime from Los Angeles in 1949. An ex-war hero/honest lawman (Josh Brolin) puts together a special squad to fight guerrilla warfare against the gangsters. The ensemble cast is terrific and also includes Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, Robert Patrick, and Giovanni Ribisi. It's a gangster movie so you got to expect a high level of violence, but the line separating the good guys from the bad guys gets blurred. This inspired by a true story comes with it's tommy guns blazing and takes the audience on a seat gripping thrill ride. This great looking film is predictable, but you'll get what you paid to see, an old fashion noir detective story.

Alien gives it 3 ½  "Slapsy Maxie's" stars out of 4.

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Promised Land

What the "frack" is happening to small farm America? A big corporation sends in a sly sales team (Matt Damon & Frances McDormand) to convince small time farmers on the edge of their own fiscal cliff to sell the drilling rights to their property. However, a local school teacher (Hal Holbrook) and an environmentalist (John Krasinski) seem to be standing in the way. It's a highly entertaining movie with a message, great acting, some humor, a hint of romance, and a lot of heart. Someone isn't playing fair here.

Alien gives it 3 "Rob's Grocery, Guns, Guitars, and Gas" stars out of 4.

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Not Fade Away

It's a 60's trip down memory lane when a young man is inspired by the Rolling Stones to form his own rock and roll band. The music, clothes, hair styles, historical events, day-to-day life, and issues of the day are captured in this time capsule. However, if you aren't familiar with this era, you may be lost as the hero who is wandering through life trying to find himself. The film feels autobiographical, but really doesn't go anywhere. Alien liked the attention to detail and even recognized the obscure "Blow Up" clip, but felt the film's title seems ironic.

Alien gives it 2 "from Cedar Way & Forrest Ave to Sunset Blvd" stars out of 4.

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